Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Xev]

Who hasn't heard a cat meow from under a random car and crawled on the ground to look at it. The story just gets more retarded with every retelling.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Too bad. I am not going to ask him to dox himself.

I think it's a little too late to be concerned about being doxed, negrito. I mean, we can see your papada in that pfp.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Never said that. Read my first ever statement, retard.

...Well, I think that answers a bit of your question, @Tread Miller.

Your first statement is irrelevant since your story has changed over and over again.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Who hasn't heard a cat meow from under a random car and crawled on the ground to look at it. The story just gets more retarded with every retelling.

There are many stationed cars in this entire complex. Cats in the entire world just love hiding under parked cars. Cat in the box logic.

Your first statement is irrelevant since your story has changed over and over again.

Wrong. Get your eyes checked, acephalous fuck.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

acephalous fuck.

Take a good look in the mirror before calling anyone a acephalous fuck.

You look like an inbred twat, sparking from 5 generations of incest.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I think it's a little too late to be concerned about being doxed, negrito.

I wonder if you know that negrito isn't a racial slur in Spanish. There's even traditional songs in Mexico that use the word, like the one about La Llorona.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

There are many stationed cars in this entire complex. Cats in the entire world just love hiding under parked cars. Cat in the box logic.

So you admit there are many cars. And you admitted there are many cats in the area. But you specifically had to get this exact cat from this exact car for no reason at all? This makes no sense unless you somehow had forehand knowledge that there was a raped cat in this specific car. Otherwise we have to believe you and your mom just go around with the policeman security guard pulling out random cats from random cars all day for no reason.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I mean. Not only is negrito in Spanish not a slur, but the American Education system is so fucking good (sarcasm) that people on Twitter lose their shit when reading the color labels on... pencils for the black color. Funny.

Would that mean I (without irony) have a pass? I guess only in Spanish.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

You already know who are the ones on ignore. It's kind of obvious, just read how I talk to some of the obviously on ignore """"people""" here. I'm putting people very loosely.

You were polite to me most of the time, so I was genuinely surprised I was on the ignore list to begin with.
You need to work on better controlling your anger, Claudio, it's not healthy being angry all the time! Plus you would leave less room for people to assume the worst about you if your posts didn't seem so angry.

There are many stationed cars in this entire complex. Cats in the entire world just love hiding under parked cars. Cat in the box logic.

Which is why the part about the cat being raped to death sounds odd to people. It's sad, but cats getting run over when a car starts or parks, or getting trapped and injured under the car are things that happen often. A cat being turned inside out because of a rape seems like an unusual claim!

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I wonder if you know that negrito isn't a racial slur in Spanish.

Of course I know, negrito, just stating the obvious with that shitskin you have.

How about chilango spic nigger?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You were polite to me most of the time, so I was genuinely surprised I was on the ignore list to begin with.

You... Literally aren't but okay.

Of course I know, negrito, just stating the obvious with that shitskin you have.

How about chilango spic nigger?

Edgy. You are never saying those words to an irl black in USA though. Pretty pointless using it online then.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Edgy. You are never saying those words to an irl black in USA though. Pretty pointless using it online then.

I'm not even American, fucktard.

And while were at it, you wouldn't say the things you say about Americans irl either, you wouldn't say a quarter of that stuff because you're a sleazy zoo coward. Don't try to put that move on me.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I'm not even American, fucktard.

And the likelihood of you being white has completely fallen for me.

And while were at it, you wouldn't say the things you say about Americans irl either,

That a dare? I totally would. I have some... people I would, a mental list, if you will. Too bad Dragoneer is rotting in Hell, he was one of those.

Coward.

Taking into account what I have personally gone through, doubt it.

 

[Warai Otoko]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Genuine question, are you addicted to kiwifarms? Saying that you'll never come back
multiple times then coming back everytime means you have an unhealthy obsession with it.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

That a dare? I totally would. I have some... people I would, a mental list, if you will. Too bad Dragoneer is rotting in Hell, he was one of those.

Back to the threatening we go, go ahead, dancing monkey, keep doing that! Keep acting as a deranged lunatic while I laugh at you.

And the likelihood of you being white has completely fallen for me.

Assume everything you want, I don't care.

Taking into account what I have personally gone through, doubt it.

You're a fucking furry with incest fetishes, not a WW2 soldier, get a grip, chilango.

¿En verdad te comportas así teniendo 29 años? Que jodidamente patético de tu parte.

 

[Xev]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Genuine question, are you addicted to kiwifarms? Saying that you'll never come back
multiple times then coming back everytime means you have an unhealthy obsession with it.

That's just the mexican way of winning

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

And the likelihood of you being white has completely fallen for me.

I mean, I doubt he is bri'ish. So that's chalked off for... certain recent Kiwifarm issues.

Genuine question, are you addicted to kiwifarms?

Are your """friends""" addicted about thinking about raped cats? One is objectively worse than the other.

That's just the mexican way of winning

You are literally on this website everyday, bud.

 

[Tread Miller]

You are literally on this website everyday, bud.

Oh hell nah, Claudio creepin' WINNING on his thread regulars now

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Put these hashtags in your signature to NEVER stop winning!
#AlwaysWinning
#Can'tHaltHernández
#Gringo?MoreLikeGringNO!

 

[NuIItley]

You are literally on this website everyday, bud.

So are you. Can't you see the point that's being made here? Are you legitimately incapable of self-reflection?

 

[Xev]

He's too retarded to see the difference so let me spell it out. Yes I am here, trash talking retards and degenerates, not defending myself against cat rape allegations. We are not the same.