Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SigmaBalls]

Whatever it is, please just let it be funny,

That's what matters. Theorizing worst case scenarios are just part of the drama entertainment, no soul actually wants kayla or his kids or anyone else in harms way (except nick) or anything, the best outcome must always be the funniest one.

 

[Goatchoker]

“The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within”.

What did he mean by this?

Basically that’s when horses are terrified.

 

[Westfalia]

In major metro areas the Parole/Probation Officers don't pay attention to much of anything unless it directly involves new violent crimes. Fucking up probation with non-violent stuff the first few times usually just results in it being increased (see BMJ for a recent example of that).

Depends on how much of a hard ass the PO is.
Also with Rekeita he has a suspended sentence of what? A month?
It's much easier for a judge to act on that and tack on more probation than send him away for years (in bossmans case). Those 26 days could scare him straight (mentally because he'll never not be a cum eating faggot)

 

[Fapcop]

A wildcard guess I want to put on the board: Kayla went to a motel to fuck Aaron. They got in a post coital argument, he drove off angry and Nick needs to pick her up.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe Leave an optimistic sticker if you can confirm.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

“The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within”.

What did he mean by this?

got a light?

 

[AnOminous]

It's significantly more likely that the kids are straight-up neglected.

They are, objectively and by eyewitness testimony from people whose jobs are to notice and report such things. They are, legally, by people whose jobs are to take care of such things and to remove children from incompetent, neglectful parents. They are, by scientific evidence showing one of them was dosed with cocaine, an illegal and dangerous substance not even adults should be doing. They are, by being raised in filthy squalor by a screaming abusive lunatic and his doped up zombie whore of a wife.

 

[not william stenchever]

“The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within”.

What did he mean by this?

It's his MK Coomtra activation code to get in the gooning booth at Pure Pleasure and await his black stallion.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's his MK Coomtra activation code to get in the gooning booth at Pure Pleasure and await his black stallion.

Nick's activated the 15 brainwashed super soldiers he's stashed around the country to kill Aaron, Chaney, and Keanu

 

[TertiaryObjective]

His stunned expression and the fact he deleted the stream makes me feel it's anything but mundane.

I doubt he’d read a bunch of retarded superchats at the end like he did if it was huge news.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Would they have to contact him prior to dropping the bodycam footage?

 

[Unintelligence Score]

I hope the emergency is the impending release of the body cam footage. Although the arrest report transcript already spoils it, I want to see with my own two eyes that Nick Rekieta behaved worse during his arrest than Chris-Chan did.

 

[Vibralldo]

Would they have to contact him prior to dropping the bodycam footage?

And I feel like they'd contact Null around the same time and he said he'd tell us the second he got it

 

[sum ting wong]

My guess is this is the one time he wasn't lying about driving his keeds but it wasn't "sudden and pandemonium", he's just such a wet brain retard that he forgot he was supposed to do it and he was getting yelled at on the phone.

 

[Fapcop]

I doubt he’d read a bunch of retarded superchats at the end like he did if it was huge news.

Meh… Never say never. It’s easy to just go on autopilot in stressed situations. And if you see how he read them, he was SHOOK.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

They are, objectively and by eyewitness testimony from people whose jobs are to notice and report such things. They are, legally, by people whose jobs are to take care of such things and to remove children from incompetent, neglectful parents. They are, by scientific evidence showing one of them was dosed with cocaine, an illegal and dangerous substance not even adults should be doing. They are, by being raised in filthy squalor by a screaming abusive lunatic and his doped up zombie whore of a wife.

I got the odd slap from my parents as a child (deservedly so in some cases) but I can tell you for a fact that my parents love me more than Nick does his kids

Spoiler: silly opinion

which is why Kayla consented to the bodycam footage and is leaving once it comes out

 

[Things Once Remembered]

I doubt he’d read a bunch of retarded superchats at the end like he did if it was huge news.

He doesn't want anyone suspecting anything. Cutting short and looking haggard is one thing, but ending the stream without reading superberries at all sends a different message. While Nick is a massive retard, he probably has enough lucidity to know ending with no lie at all looks worse. (I'll take those now)

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Stole his transformer balldo that turns into megatron

Nick's activated the 15 brainwashed super soldiers he's stashed around the country to kill Aaron, Chaney, and Keanu

"I am Nick Rekieta, and I send this message to any surviving Balldoguards taking refuge among the stars..."

 

[Meat Target]

He doesn't want anyone suspecting anything. Cutting short and looking haggard is one thing, but ending the stream without reading superberries at all sends a different message. While Nick is a massive retard, he probably has enough lucidity to know ending with no lie at all looks worse. (I'll take those now)

Maybe he was stalling to avoid facing whatever it is for as long as possible.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"I am Nick Rekieta, and I send this message to any surviving Balldoguards taking refuge among the stars..."

I will escape to the one place uncorrupted by catholic prudes

 

[SigmaBalls]

He doesn't want anyone suspecting anything. Cutting short and looking haggard is one thing, but ending the stream without reading superberries at all sends a different message. While Nick is a massive retard, he probably has enough lucidity to know ending with no lie at all looks worse. (I'll take those now)

Maybe he was stalling to avoid facing whatever it is for as long as possible.

these are both entirely reasonable takes. Whatever happened is embarrassing for him, he didn't want to face it right away.

I will escape to the one place uncorrupted by catholic prudes

GAY NINETIES!