Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
Meh… Never say never. It’s easy to just go on autopilot in stressed situations. And if you see how he read them, he was SHOOK.
Not only was he displaying significant tremors in his hands when trying to move the phone, he physically covered his eyes in a classic stress response.

And whatever the nature of the call, it was either so time sensitive or emotionally overwhelming that he sat there on cam and dealt with it when he's demonstrated no hesitation to abandon his post for other reasons.
 
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Probably late

One of Nick's last tweets before whatever happened
I take this as an admission that he did drugs around his kids
 
I'm just saying this isn't mentioned as often here, not sleeping is probably enough to render your brain into oatmeal, not sleeping and doing whippets after years of alcohol related brain damage is homo erectus-maxxing.
There's nothing erect about Nick. There is plenty of homo though.
 
I don't even understand the concept of "parasocial viewers" in regards to this. He's an entertainer in the public eye and the only entertaining thing he's ever done is a bunch of reality TV esque retarded shit that continues to destroy his life. I bust my ass all week so Friday after work if I want to sit down in the AC and laugh at Nick Rekieta being a fucking moron I am free to do so. The real weirdos are the people defending him because at this point every day is just a neverending circus of balldo breakdowns. I never cared to watch this guy when he was big time, but now that his fingers are turning blue and he is violently verbally attacking women I am tuning in!
 
You guys are going to cause Nick to go out of his way to never show his hands on stream again ffs
He already hides the red nose behind AI thumbnails (sometimes)
He can run but he can't hide from us... or the ceiling cats


Okay okay, this is my last one.
Machine Generated Song. Nonsense Lyrics by yours truly. Im lazy so editing is at a minimum.
Getting an AI to do counterpoint with a second singer is such a pain in the ass for no good reason.


Welcome to your new living hell, Rackets. I hope they make a glorious musical of your life and you don't get a red cent. for it.
 
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"Some people need fucking hobbies"

Ma'am, this is my hobby.
Scale modeling, some light gaming and taking delight in bad things happening to terrible people is what gets me through the week.

We can’t all be poly drug abusing cucks.


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NEW BANGER JUST LANDED!
 
I don't even understand the concept of "parasocial viewers" in regards to this. He's an entertainer in the public eye and the only entertaining thing he's ever done is a bunch of reality TV esque retarded shit that continues to destroy his life. I bust my ass all week so Friday after work if I want to sit down in the AC and laugh at Nick Rekieta being a fucking moron I am free to do so. The real weirdos are the people defending him because at this point every day is just a neverending circus of balldo breakdowns. I never cared to watch this guy when he was big time, but now that his fingers are turning blue and he is violently verbally attacking women I am tuning in!
He said that Null, a person he's talked to for years, has a parasocial relationship with him

I think "parasocial relationship" just means "speculating about Nick's life in a way he doesn't like (and is on the mark)"
 
Nick's hourglass was running out of sand it was just a matter of time.
He got some kind of very bad news based on his facial expression and reaction.
Remember the #1 fear of a pathological narcissist is extreme public humiliation where their idealized image they have of themselves is shattered to pieces in front of their peers. A term called narcissistic mortification.
Have the popcorn ready Sean.
 
He said that Null, a person he's talked to for years, has a parasocial relationship with him

I think "parasocial relationship" just means "speculating about Nick's life in a way he doesn't like (and is on the mark)"
The funniest part about this is if this guy was half as smart as he thinks he is and he really wanted all the "parasocial detractors" to stop, all he would have to do is behave like a normal fucking human being for maybe a month, id leave and I bet a huge amount of others would too and then he could go back to trying to rebuild his channel. I have no idea how he doesn't just use negative attention as a measurement to tell him he's being psychotic, but it's the exact reason I cannot get enough of this trainwreck 😂
 
The funniest part about this is if this guy was half as smart as he thinks he is and he really wanted all the "parasocial detractors" to stop, all he would have to do is behave like a normal fucking human being for maybe a month, id leave and I bet a huge amount of others would too and then he could go back to trying to rebuild his channel. I have no idea how he doesn't just use negative attention as a measurement to tell him he's being psychotic, but it's the exact reason I cannot get enough of this trainwreck 😂
Rekieta was declared a dead cow by tons of people including Null once he came back, but eventually he proved everyone wrong by sperging out and taking drugs

If he'd just shut up and done boring trial streams then no one would give a shit, but he couldn't because he's a lolcow
 
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Probably late

One of Nick's last tweets before whatever happened
I take this as an admission that he did drugs around his kids
i honestly don't understand why anyone would still side on team rekieta. after all of the revelations with the daughter testing positive for cocaine, rekieta should be irredeemable to a tradcon winemom audience. especially since rekieta is unrepentant for all of it.

i don't get it. why are the wine moms sticking with nick rekeita? rekieta is an ugly man. so it can't be physical attraction, like hasan has for his female audience. rekieta is not funny, so it can't for the intentional lols. at this point, rekieta is too brain damaged to be witty, charismatic, or noble. is it just the sunk cost fallacy? the wine moms invested too much time in rekieta, so they would look stupid if they turned on him?
 
"Some people need fucking hobbies"
Says the guy who admits that his hobby was getting wasted on narcotics.

Remember Nick has always been happy to make money off other people’s misfortunes and all the nosiness that goes with it. He just doesn’t like having it done to him.

Too bad, bitch!
 
i honestly don't understand why anyone would still side on team rekieta. after all of the revelations with the daughter testing positive for cocaine, rekieta should be irredeemable to a tradcon winemom audience. especially since rekieta is unrepentant for all of it.

i don't get it. why are the wine moms sticking with nick rekeita? rekieta is an ugly man. so it can't be physical attraction, like hasan has for his female audience. rekieta is not funny, so it can't for the intentional lols. at this point, rekieta is too brain damaged to be witty, charismatic, or noble. is it just the sunk cost fallacy? the wine moms invested too much time in rekieta, so they would look stupid if they turned on him?
They got into Nick when he was popular, had a community they felt a part of, and had a show (made entertaining by guests). They want the warm fuzzy feeling they got being flirty in his locals chat and will fight on his behalf to get that feeling back.

That or they hate Aaron so much they literally side with a pedophile and child doser
 
i don't get it. why are the wine moms sticking with nick rekeita? rekieta is an ugly man. so it can't be physical attraction, like hasan has for his female audience. rekieta is not funny, so it can't for the intentional lols. at this point, rekieta is too brain damaged to be witty, charismatic, or noble. is it just the sunk cost fallacy? the wine moms invested too much time in rekieta, so they would look stupid if they turned on him?
Some people just want to belong somewhere.
 
Rekieta Report - 29th of May 2025
Note
: I'm going to count today as legitimate, due to the trial actually occurring and Nick's coverage for the majority of it, despite its short length.
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Due to the Thursday 22nd and Friday 23rd complete non-streams, which fucks hard with my week-by-week comparison, I'll do the stats from 15th of May, the previous Thursday 2 weeks ago.
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Peak Concurrent Viewers down 46.8% compared to Thursday 2 weeks ago (15/05/2025)
Average Concurrent Viewers down 57.1% compared to Thursday 2 weeks ago (15/05/2025)

In good news, Kurt Mueller is decimating Nick in liveviewers.
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