Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

I don't even understand the concept of "parasocial viewers" in regards to this. He's an entertainer in the public eye and the only entertaining thing he's ever done is a bunch of reality TV esque retarded shit that continues to destroy his life. I bust my ass all week so Friday after work if I want to sit down in the AC and laugh at Nick Rekieta being a fucking moron I am free to do so. The real weirdos are the people defending him because at this point every day is just a neverending circus of balldo breakdowns. I never cared to watch this guy when he was big time, but now that his fingers are turning blue and he is violently verbally attacking women I am tuning in!

Its Nick throwing back at his critics something that was said to him when all this was starting. Various people openly warned Nick that creating a parasocial relationship with his audience was dangerous. That it was better to keep your private life private than invite your audience into it. Its from the time when Nick was trying to re-brand from lawtube into general degeneracy with the wine moms and other assorted people.

All of what was said back then was eventually proved out and Nick is now living the consequences. And as usual the best he can do in response is a "NO YOU ARE" argument.

 

[Niggernerd]

i honestly don't understand why anyone would still side on team rekieta. after all of the revelations with the daughter testing positive for cocaine, rekieta should be irredeemable to a tradcon winemom audience. especially since rekieta is unrepentant for all of it.

i don't get it. why are the wine moms sticking with nick rekeita? rekieta is an ugly man. so it can't be physical attraction, like hasan has for his female audience. rekieta is not funny, so it can't for the intentional lols. at this point, rekieta is too brain damaged to be witty, charismatic, or noble. is it just the sunk cost fallacy? the wine moms invested too much time in rekieta, so they would look stupid if they turned on him?

Some of them see their loser son they neglected in him

 

[WEEKEND]

I still can't get over how rattled Nick was when he didn't know how long Keanu had been in contact with April.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

I get the warm fuzzies every time I remember that the punishment will only be 30 days.
It's like the judge knew that years of jailtime would be gay and bad for content, and chose the perfect amount of time for nick to go in and come back sporting a durag and calling viewers "cuh" while talking about how prison hardened him.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

If I see a divorce filing, we need to start up a collection for Fapcop to get to Spicer. I believe the nearest airport is MSP. He can rent a car.

We believe in you @Fapcop! You can save Kayla!

I'll donate if and only if I see a picture of Fapcop with a very visibly relieved Kayla pilled out of her gourd. So sick of these Rekeita scams. I want results dammit!

 

[Vibralldo]

I still can't get over how rattled Nick was when he didn't know how long Keanu had been in contact with April.

And the fact he kept bringing up an exact date for when she last spoke as if he knew

Did we ever get an explanation for that?

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Fuck!! I needed something exactly like this when making that cat music video.... IN FACT...
**YOINK.

Feel free. Id love to see it.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I get the warm fuzzies every time I remember that the punishment will only be 30 days.
It's like the judge knew that years of jailtime would be gay and bad for content, and chose the perfect amount of time for nick to go in and come back sporting a durag and calling viewers "cuh" while talking about how prison hardened him.

He's a white bread ass nigga from the streets of suburban Houston. Those jail chimps ain't got shit on skelly. He'll be smuggling galaxy gas cans in his prison pocket. Only true and hardened criminals would ever think to do that.

 

[RotPockets]

He's a white bread ass nigga from the streets of suburban Houston. Those jail chimps ain't got shit on skelly. He'll be smuggling galaxy gas cans in his prison pocket. Only true and hardened criminals would ever think to do that.

Lest we forget Nick’s hood credentials.

 

[DuranceVile]

i honestly don't understand why anyone would still side on team rekieta. after all of the revelations with the daughter testing positive for cocaine, rekieta should be irredeemable to a tradcon winemom audience. especially since rekieta is unrepentant for all of it.

i don't get it. why are the wine moms sticking with nick rekeita? rekieta is an ugly man. so it can't be physical attraction, like hasan has for his female audience. rekieta is not funny, so it can't for the intentional lols. at this point, rekieta is too brain damaged to be witty, charismatic, or noble. is it just the sunk cost fallacy? the wine moms invested too much time in rekieta, so they would look stupid if they turned on him?

I would argue those sticking around the N2O King aren't your average wine mom. I think those all went to Emily Baker and related types once Nick made it clear how boring he found trial streaming. Wine moms want the goss on true crime stuff and probably find Emily a kindred spirit.

I think Nick's flock is more accurately crack moms. White trash types who cling to conservative or lolbertarian dogma for purely self centered reasons. It doesn't take much for many of these people to admit to having substance abuse issues too. See chief sweeper in comments, Nicola, as one example. I think many of them see themselves in Nick as a "persecuted" figure and project a ton onto him. He's more than happy to play into it to feed his narc need for control.

 

[AnOminous]

i went back and OBS'd the call real quick just in case it helps at all. he seems very nervous. leg bouncing, hands shaking...stretching and scratching

https://youtu.be/rpba5JVWnKw?si=ErntacGOeZK68PBM

It's clear someone is talking to him and he's not liking what he hears, but his "ODD" doesn't kick in and he's sitting there meekly and taking it like a bitch, only answering when the other person requires it, instead of screaming like a psycho like he usually does when people say things he doesn't like.

It's someone with authority over him.

He's not showing up here under professional regulation cases.

Wouldn't he only show up in appellate cases if he was appealing something that already happened? There are currently no (public) records of discipline from the OLPR.

He looked pretty shook, who knows what it is but the suspense is killing me! You can barely hear a female voice talking to him in the background before he leaves. Wonder if there's a way to enhance that audio.

Anything involving a female who can fuck his shit up causes him to lose it completely like the impotent balldo weirdo he is.

The most common response to my poll seems to be that he either failed a drug test or the bodycam footage is being released. I personally leans towards the former, because I don't believe he would go silent about the bodycam footage but he would if he was in genuine trouble. I don't know if he FAILED a drug test, but he may have missed one or he may be in trouble over something. Hard to know

I'm not sure why they'd call him about the bodycam footage.

He said that Null, a person he's talked to for years, has a parasocial relationship with him

That's one of the dumbest fucking things this mongoloid has ever said and it's facing stiff competition. Other than Metokur I can't think of a person who is less into "Internet frens."

 

[Flora Fox]

I'm thinking he got a ticket.And now has to alert his PO.

 

[Sneed Force One]

It's clear someone is talking to him and he's not liking what he hears, but his "ODD" doesn't kick in and he's sitting there meekly and taking it like a bitch, only answering when the other person requires it, instead of screaming like a psycho like he usually does when people say things he doesn't like.

It's someone with authority over him.

That is an interesting point

 

[AnOminous]

I'm thinking he got a ticket.And now has to alert his PO.

Why would he be remotely shook by a traffic ticket? So what? No PO is going to give a shit. And he was already shook before he even took his "drive."

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Did anyone notice this news article in the local news yesterday? Front page of the West Central Tribune:

Probation for Spicer, Minnesota, lawyer/online personality may lead to dismissal of drug charge​

[ Archive ]

ETA: This article is pretty damn thorough. This will be very embarrassing for Nick. Not sure if it’s the reason he signed off so suddenly today, but I’m sure he won’t be happy about this.

 

[woodedbag]

It would be cool if his hands fall off from nitrous and he just comes back with cheap Chinese robot hands and tries to tell everyone that normal healthy human hands suck and that he is actually 200 IQ for making his hands fall off with Galaxy gas

 

[WEEKEND]

And the fact he kept bringing up an exact date for when she last spoke as if he knew

Did we ever get an explanation for that?

April lied to Nick which means she wasn't/isn't on the short leash Nick thought he had/has. As soon as Keanu alluded to being in contact with April after the date Nick knew, he lost it. Turns out that Nick failed at being an control freak woman abuser. Just like he failed at being a husband, father, Christian, lawyer, streamer, sober and everything else. He couldn't keep some dumb bitch under control.

 

[Sloppa]

It would be cool if his hands fall off from nitrous and he just comes back with cheap Chinese robot hands and tries to tell everyone that normal healthy human hands suck and that he is actually 200 IQ for making his hands fall off with Galaxy gas

He could replace his missing hands with balldo contraptions and become a supervillain.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

"Hey Nick, just calling about your missed piss test yesterday"
"I can remedy this."

 

[Lian Xing]

Wouldn't he only show up in appellate cases if he was appealing something that already happened? There are currently no (public) records of discipline from the OLPR.

I don't know. I thought that MN Supreme Court was responsible for disbarment, and I believe that search system captures both MN Appellate and Supreme Court case documents. Below is the search I am performing.