Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 85 27.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 49 15.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 110 35.3%
  • Total voters
    312
Meat Target said:
My D&D party created a recurring antagonist similar to that. I blew up his hands, and we took him to the blacksmith and replaced them with metal dildos. And thus, Dickfingers was born.
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If Goldfinger loves gold then it follows that...
Maude Snew said:
Very hard when your eight year old makes Scarface look like an incel prude.
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South of the border they call her La Nina Diabla. Very scary reputation.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Remember, Nick insists he’s not an addict and doesn’t even have an addictive personality (as he reaches for his 30th hit of nitrous within an hour of waking).
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In way, that is correct. Nick is not an "addict" in the sense that a physical or other dependency on the drugs is to blame. Everything Nick is doing is because Nick is choosing to do this. Everything that has happened to Nick and is going to happen to Nick was an explicit educated choice on his part.

He made a positive choice for brain damage and made a positive choice to create the skeleton body of a human monster because its what he really wanted. He wants everything that is happening to him and nothing will change in his life until he decides that he doesn't want it.
 
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It really didn't hit me that Nick was really doing nitrous until I saw those blue fingers. I think I was logically convinced when I heard his KingcobraJFS style duster voice.
But it didn't really hit me until now that this retard really is doing nitrous. That's so fucking crazy. Can this fucker not stand to spend one second sober? He just has to kill his brain even more.
 
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"Why do people think I do nitrous?"
Sickly_Vic_George.webp
 
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Cranjis McBasketball said:
It really didn't hit me that Nick was really doing nitrous until I saw those blue fingers.
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Now now, it may not be hypoxia from his blatant abuse of nitrous oxide; maybe he’s just started taking colloidal silver? Everyone knows if you take it after a whole bunch of blow, then the cocaine doesn’t show up on your next court-ordered piss test.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'm guessing no because I don't know why they'd call him about that or why he'd immediately have to drive somewhere. If they're required to notify people with an interest in the footage (like people in it), they'd probably do it in writing and with instructions on how to challenge it.

I think it's something he had no idea was coming (although if it is a piss test he damn well should have the goddamn mental midget).

Also he looked genuinely shocked. He already knew about the bodycam footage and the possibility of it getting out. I think he would have just gone into his usual "YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING" and "THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOUND" mode had it been something like that.
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My bet, Kayla served first.
 
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McMitch said:
Now now, it may not be hypoxia from his blatant abuse of nitrous oxide; maybe he’s just started taking colloidal silver? Everyone knows if you take it after a whole bunch of blow, then the cocaine doesn’t show up on your next court-ordered piss test.
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Ah shit who was the other sektur adjacent colloidal silver fiend?
 
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Now now, it may not be hypoxia from his blatant abuse of nitrous oxide; maybe he’s just started taking colloidal silver? Everyone knows if you take it after a whole bunch of blow, then the cocaine doesn’t show up on your next court-ordered piss test.
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The noseguards *do* sweep for Nick like Love Has Won swept for Mother God.

How long until he's found mummified in balldo-shaped Christmas lights?
 
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