Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
"Your honor I submit a motion to sike that from the record."
In rainbow land they're trying to suppress the bodycam footage because it shows an appalling situation for the kids and once made public they could get backlash for pleading down the charges and returning the children to the home. But in reality they probably just fucked shit up during the search and don't want to expose themselves.
I'm beginning to believe he was able to ditch evidence and the cops did violate Miranda.
Looks like this is the first time he took the footage request seriously and he's chimping out.
 
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Rekieta is Null sperging...what could be going on in that house?

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It's too late. Even if he successfully squashed the evidence I already have three independent written accounts of the videos.
heres a fourth one. pornographic photos of aaron imholte in every room, months old opened cans of spaghettios, white residue on every visible flat surface not covered in trash and excrement, a dog corpse, over 400 different dildo like devices, a couple of hungry kids, one tweaky sort of twitchy kid, a lobo zombie drooling under a weighted blanket in a dark room that has photos of strange Jamaican men all over the walls and who doesnt even acknowledge the police have entered the house, a bunch more trash and shit, a six foot pile of dishes, and a bunch of holes in the dry wall.
 
Nigga is F5'ing his thread again : DD
LMAO cope&xeethe you Candy Yoshi Gubermint Bootlicking limpdick cuckold!

Take a drink why won't ya? Bet your PO is on the same conspiracy with the State. (FOR YOU, not against you)

Also your kid still tested positive for cocaine metabolites 10x the cutoff limit and you aren't able to disprove this FACT.

Huff some gas smurf-fingered junkie!
🥃 :really:
 
What for? Is Rekieta just that well connected or is it more a matter of this case being a huge public circus for their county and them wanting to quietly sweep it away?
Kandiyohi doesn't wanna be seen as a real-life Mayberry a la the Andy Griffith Show. Looks like they wanna maintain that quiet, backwater MN reputation. Nick's shenenigans brought too many eyeballs on their little county.
 
"clearly offensive to common sensibilities"
So if they successfully keep the bodycam footage under wraps we have a legal basis to assume that whatever is in the footage was "clearly offensive to common sensibilities"? Much like how a missed drug test is presumed to be a failed one? What a victory that would be.
 
"He's a maladjusted toddler whose ice cream has perpetually fallen on the sidewalk."
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? He always does these long, wordy, meandering jabs that go nowhere. It goes beyond just being unfunny to being anti-funny, where not only do you fail to make the audience laugh, but they get pissed for having their time wasted by your retarded joke.
 
Do the people not deserve to know if their police officers are corrupt?
I only included that so people didn't get the impression that the common sensibilities was the only consideration before the court on releasing the footage. Nick's implications certainly helps that balance be more in favor of releasing it compared to the harm it may do Nick in my estimation as well.
We then asked the Department of Administration to rule and they also issued an opinion that the sheriff should comply. He said he would decide that to do on the 2nd.

Now, the prosecutor is jumping in to help
Scratch my fence sitting on the prosecutor's motvations then. What the fuck are they doing?
 
"He's a maladjusted toddler whose ice cream has perpetually fallen on the sidewalk."
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? He always does these long, wordy, meandering jabs that go nowhere. It goes beyond just being unfunny to being anti-funny, where not only do you fail to make the audience laugh, but they get pissed for having their time wasted by your retarded joke.
He has all the wit of a failed english major from a fourth rate school, and all the conciseness of a failed lawyer who never really practiced.
 
At least now I won't have to hear how actually he's a good father which is why they gave the kids back. ACKTUSLLY it's cause the county is on his side and has been giving him layups the entire time, to the point they're actively helping him hide the bodycam footage.
Guess Rekieta's family can pull "powerful family" strings for him too in addition to enabling him with pure infinite cash infusions. I shouldn't be surprised.
 
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