Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Won garish]

Why would the state balldoguarding the footage be “shitty news” according to Nick? I suspect it’s something else unrelated.

Could it be pending charges in the hacking case? Oohhh I hope it’s a federal case!!!

 

[Copper Dingus]

Okay, Eric Tollefson, you and I need to have words.
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(That's a joke. No one is touching anyone, cow or not.)

He looks like a Rekeita. That's actually funny and weird.

 

[Meat Target]

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Rekieta is Null sperging...what could be going on in that house?

EDIT: Ninja'd by @200MB

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Oh boy I can't wait for Null to throw his tantrum.


Maybe Crackhead-Kieta will be interested in this tantrum compared to his dirty cocaine riddled kids

He's not gloating, so... maybe that's a good sign? (Rainbows)

 

[clipartfan92]

Maybe it actually DOES have cops smashing down Nick's door, dosing his daughter with cocaine, and randomly flinging around piles of filthy clothing and confiscated drugs to frame him.

I wouldn't be shocked to discover that a LEO acting under the authority of Kandiyohi County held down Nick's minor child and injected her with a solution containing cocaine, using a hypodermic needle and cocaine that was stolen from the police evidence room. There's really no way of knowing without seeing the video.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Well, you know how it goes. When nick spergs out at someone in particular, It's because they just got under his skin in a really big way (to him at least).
Not gonna guess to which events pissed him off im particular, just point and laugh. Point and laugh.

 

[Napoleon III]

Holy shit. I had no idea the state was so bent even New Jersey political bosses would have told them to cool it down.

I know it is a popular theory that the Prosecutor is corrupt and the Sheriff is corrupt but I think the actual issue is none of them want to be sued by Nick which actually something he would totally do. He'd lose obviously but it is expensive and painful.

Funny how lawsuits are so bad even sheriffs don't want unnecessary ones.

 

[Jack Hoffman]

Hi Nick. You’re spiralling again, but it’s okay, you’re doing fine pal.

 

[Lemondale]

maybe the 5k grift was the bodycam footage we seek along the way

 

[carl9987]

Rekieta is clearly filibustering to have the footage released at the end of the year, so he can easily snatch the coveted three-year Lolcow of the year award

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Make sure to sue him for defamation when he starts rage lying to his audience about you, Null? Maybe his trust fund can be yours instead, Billy Mitchell vs Jobst style.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Guess Rekieta's family can pull "powerful family" strings for him too in addition to enabling him with pure infinite cash infusions. I shouldn't be surprised.

So the Rekieta family is a more retarded and lamer version of the family from Ozark then.

 

[not william stenchever]

There has to be something greater at play here.

Be on the look out for a new county facility called the Robert Lord Treatment Clinic for Chronically Addicted Children funded by Petrofac money to pop up.

 

[BathTubShine]

LMAO nigger took the "2 weeks"-meme literally
Guess that he is AUTIST and can't read into things written.
No wonder he sperged to Keanu so hard.
Cope&Xeethe limpdicked junkie,

Cope&Xeethe.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am getting some definite "Why won't you just die, Medicare Null?!" vibes from Nick here. Like he knows Null isn't gonna stop.

If Null said he was gonna sue should they not comply and release the footage, that's what he's gonna do. It was obvious to me. Never known the dude to lie.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Kandiyohi was ordered by a judge to release the footage and now they're in damage control. The sheriff outright said he did not intend to comply with the judge's order until a local big law firm sent him a letter, and they have the clout in the state to actually intimidate.

We then asked the Department of Administration to rule and they also issued an opinion that the sheriff should comply. He said he would decide that to do on the 2nd.

Now, the prosecutor is jumping in to help. Seems like the county conspiracy does exist, but not to hurt that poor little crackhead.

so the prosecutor is trying to retroactively claim that the bodycam was NOT evidence because it was not used in the omnibus hearing and should not count as evidence. the legal question then seems to be whether 1) its use in the motion to dismiss based on april's mirandizing/not means it qualifies as evidence and 2) whether its use at any other point during the case makes it count as evidence no matter what the judge/prosecutor says about its non-use in the omnibus. if the prosecutor flat out claims in the filing that "we didn't use this as evidence and so it shouldn't be required to be made public" then i feel like that has a chance of working to prevent release provided the answer to both questions is negative.

 

[AnOminous]

What for? Is Rekieta just that well connected or is it more a matter of this case being a huge public circus for their county and them wanting to quietly sweep it away?

Hard to do that by ending up in a big old lolsuit.

 

[Glock 19 Gen 5]

So... there is a public interest? Nice concession

Q: "Is there a public interest?"
Rekieta translation: "Yes but I don't like it"
Even he knows he's wrong and the body cam is inevitable

https://archive.is/9b9eh

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1928255248247767240

 

[Old Bay Sneedsoning]

Rekieta is clearly filibustering to have the footage released at the end of the year, so he can easily snatch the coveted three-year Lolcow of the year award

Honestly I was betting on Idubbbz snatching the belt this year but then Rekieta comes crashing in screaming at Keanu and stirring intrigue about mysterious phone calls.

 

[parsnip]

I know it's a nothing burger in the world of this loser, but it's funny to me that a former lawyer would refer to a lawsuit as a temper tantrum. Shouldn't he appreciate that lawsuits are how you get things done in a civilized world?

 

[Alabama Man]

Nick put me in the screenshot or you have aids