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[Joe Shmoe]

Fellow DUDES and BROS, I just found something manlier than Andrew Tate and a fighter jet made out of biceps combined:

What an absolute GIGACHAD this MAN is.

 

[bigfatfujoshi]

Fellow DUDES and BROS, I just found something manlier than Andrew Tate and a fighter jet made out of biceps combined:
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What an absolute GIGACHAD this MAN is.

heccin updoots on this one op! XD

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

"Life-saving surgeries"

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I will be 40 yrs in few days time, and after a lifetime of feeling wrong and after doing everything in my power to reduce my dysphoria, I still don't feel 'right'.

I have been on hormones for 4 yrs and I have had BA, FFS, lipo, BBL and vaginoplasty. I don't know what I could have done more and I don't have the financial means to do more.

My Pain and depression are as bad as it ever was. My face and voice still don't pass and I get stared at and misgendered often. Hormones never did much for me. I hardly got any breast development and my figure never changed.

The surgeries were a mixed bag. The FFS helped quite a bit, but... my breasts look very uneven, my vagina has no feeling whatsoever since my clitoris died off and the lipo360/tummy-tuck/bbl was completely botched.

I should be finished now, but I still feel wrong and I don't know what else to do.

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I dont pass completely because I do get misgendered and stared at a lot. But my face isn't my biggest source of dysphoria now.

My figure didn't improve on hormones and tons if exercises didn't help either. So I loaned and did a surgery to make my figure more feminine. This surgery failed and still hurts me a lot. My stomach is botched, and my figure is more masculine than before. This gives me lots of pain.

My vaginoplasty didn't went well either. A piece including my clitoris died off and now there is no feeling there. I'm not the most sexual person, but it still makes me sad that I can't ever get a orgasm or even erogenous feeling.

Other sources of dysphoria:

• broad shoulders and chest
• stubborn beard shadow
• thin, fragile, messy hair
• uneven, wide apart breasts
• masculine hands, knees and feet
• no butt whatsoever

It also doesn't help that I have little support. My family amd colleagues don't really accept me and I have never had friends.

He even has a post showing his amhole. (Archive).

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I had surgery (PIV) more than 6 weeks ago. Visually, I'm starting to be happy with the result. It seems to look natural. I have some concerns though:

Large part of my clitoris died off and now there is no feeling there. I also have no feeling in the g-spot yet. I hope this will still come.

Some areas are starting to look a bit gray and dark. I really hope there will be no further parts dying off.

Our sad laydee.

Spoiler: His amhole (NSFW)

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A few weeks after my vaginoplasty (PIV by Dr. Kanhai) a piece of skin at the upper parts fell off. Unfortunately this included the entire clitoris. The doctor confirmed that it must have died off, and that they wouldn't be able to make a new clitoris.

It has now been 6 weeks since surgery and there is no erogenous feeling down there. When I dilate I feel nothing, or I just feel full in a non-pleasant way.

Im starting to fear that I won't be able to experience pleasant, erogenous feeling anymore and will never have an orgasm again.

I wonder if anybody else experienced something similar.

I also have trouble with peeing. It sprays everywhere and it's very messy and unhygienic. When I told them after 2 weeks, they said it would get better with time, but now it's been 6 weeks and it's still as bad (or even worse). Anybody else had this? Does it get better?

Im not that happy with how it looks either, but maybe it's still too early to tell. At what point can you tell how it will end up looking?

This is my second failed surgery in a row after my lipo/tummy-tuck/BBL went very bad in november. Other surgeries were also disappointing and hormones never did well vor me. I feel very cursed and depressed.

Turns out no matter how many surgeries you pay for, you're still you.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Fellow DUDES and BROS, I just found something manlier than Andrew Tate and a fighter jet made out of biceps combined:
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What an absolute GIGACHAD this MAN is.

Strangers will never call you "dude", certainly not "Boss Man", especially if you're wearing makeup and nail polish and being a "silly little guy". No one respects you because respect is earned, and you haven't (and won't).

You think you'll be a role model? Stay away from the children, you crazy weirdo.

 

[Comfy Summer]

My Pain and depression are as bad as it ever was. My face and voice still don't pass and I get stared at and misgendered often. Hormones never did much for me. I hardly got any breast development and my figure never changed.

Brutal. I feel kinda sorry for retards like him who believed the fairy tale. The only trannies who feel good about their bodies are either a. the top 1% (mostly about genetics), or b. perverts who enjoy being shemale freaks. That's it.

Ruined his relationship with his family, friendless, wasted all his money, castrated, deformed, probably will have all sorts of health problems. Yikes. What nightmare.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

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The fact that I still have huge dysphoria after almost 4 yrs on hormones and FFS frightens me. I feel like I have tried everything to diminish this pain and finally start living, but:

• I still have huge gender dysphoria
• I still don't pass
• I'm still not accepted by family or colleagues
• I still get misgendered regularly
• im frightened by the sharp rise in transphobia
• im financially ruined due to surgeries
• im still socially isolated

My body doesn't react to the hormones as it should and society seems to make clear that there's no space for me.

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The way he writes doesn't strike me as an AGP, more like pornsick chronically depressed loner that bought into the pinkpill bullshit. Posting his body on reddit and crying bout it could be "covert" exhibitionism or someone whos concept of boundaries have been obliterated by loneliness, porn, and tranny hugboxes. Curious one this one.

 

[Volcanic Viper]

Brutal. I feel kinda sorry for retards like him who believed the fairy tale. The only trannies who feel good about their bodies are either a. the top 1% (mostly about genetics), or b. perverts who enjoy being shemale freaks. That's it.

Ruined his relationship with his family, friendless, wasted all his money, castrated, deformed, probably will have all sorts of health problems. Yikes. What nightmare.

The only types of these freaks you should feel sorry for are the children groomed into it. Any adult that willingly makes a choice as retarded as this deserves to be mocked; don't play their retarded games by feeling sympathy for them. They would have none for you if anything bad happened to you

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

The only types of these freaks you should feel sorry for are the children groomed into it. Any adult that willingly makes a choice as retarded as this deserves to be mocked; don't play their retarded games by feeling sympathy for them. They would have none for you if anything bad happened to you

Agree and disagree.
Most are definitely just as you said but there are also plenty who have other mental illnesses and problems and got swept up into the trannymania that swept the world the last 10 years. I'd hate to be cruel to someone who's fucked up their life because they thought that this madness was all that it was sold as, I mean there's a reason why they went after vulnerable people with such zealous fervour.

 

[Sobble]

The only types of these freaks you should feel sorry for are the children groomed into it. Any adult that willingly makes a choice as retarded as this deserves to be mocked; don't play their retarded games by feeling sympathy for them. They would have none for you if anything bad happened to you

Physicians regularly sell transition as a cure-all to any mental illness. Depressed by the state of the world? Child acting out due to relentless bullying at school? Just don't fit in? Well, have you tried castrating yourself/your underage child?

I'm of two minds about it, which are that, yeah, you're an adult and you made your choices - now live with them, but also, you should be able to trust a doctor to give you good advice and adhere to best practices/provide the care that has the best outcomes. It doesn't help that the loudest trannies on social media constantly insist that people who regret their transition are so rare that there are maybe one or two in an entire generation. Pretty recently I watched a transman get absolutely fucking eviscerated, run off social media amidst a barrage of rape and death threats, and finally be labelled a TERF for saying something like, 'you are not guaranteed to get the results that [rich and famous person with infinite money and the best cosmetic surgeons in the world] got, and you need to keep that in mind as you decide how and when to move forward your transition'.

Genuine common sense from one of their own and they can't handle it.

When you've got everyone you know screaming your ear that you're totally gonna be a 10/10 worlds hottest supermodel if only you chop you dick off or sew necrotizing flesh to your vagina (and threatening and harassing anyone who says otherwise), it's gotta seem tempting.

That said, yeah, they're adults and they made their choices.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Physicians regularly sell transition as a cure-all to any mental illness. Depressed by the state of the world? Child acting out due to relentless bullying at school? Just don't fit in? Well, have you tried castrating yourself/your underage child?

I'm of two minds about it, which are that, yeah, you're an adult and you made your choices - now live with them, but also, you should be able to trust a doctor to give you good advice and adhere to best practices/provide the care that has the best outcomes. It doesn't help that the loudest trannies on social media constantly insist that people who regret their transition are so rare that there are maybe one or two in an entire generation. Pretty recently I watched a transman get absolutely fucking eviscerated, run off social media amidst a barrage of rape and death threats, and finally be labelled a TERF for saying something like, 'you are not guaranteed to get the results that [rich and famous person with infinite money and the best cosmetic surgeons in the world] got, and you need to keep that in mind as you decide how and when to move forward your transition'.

Genuine common sense from one of their own and they can't handle it.

When you've got everyone you know screaming your ear that you're totally gonna be a 10/10 worlds hottest supermodel if only you chop you dick off or sew necrotizing flesh to your vagina (and threatening and harassing anyone who says otherwise), it's gotta seem tempting.

That said, yeah, they're adults and they made their choices.

On the flip side, they roasted K.C. Miller to hell and back for being upset about balding at a young age. “You thought you were gonna be some cute anime boy?” as if they don’t sell that idea constantly. She wasn’t even saying that she was against transition, but they bullied her all the same. Hope she’s doing okay now.

I go back and forth on how bad I should feel for (some) of them. I can see how being an entirely different person is so tempting to young people. It’s like pinning all of your hopes and dreams on finally getting sober or losing weight or moving to another city, only then will real life begin. Even better, a lot of the transition is out of your control (insurance, wait list and scheduling, etc) so if things go wrong, you can blame someone else. But wherever you go, there you are, and they find that out too late.

If you turn your genitals inside out solely for the coom, however… I’m not really sure what you expected lolololol

 

[Xanthe]

I feel sorry for all of them, even the worst of them, because doctors should not be doing this shit.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Where all the straight folks at?

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I feel like a rarity. It seems to me that most trans women are lesbian or bi-spectrum, and that trans men are gay or bi-spectrum, obviously some exceptions like aro or ace. I’m a trans woman, but I’m attracted to men, not women (I am heteroflexible, so rarely), and I feel like such an oddity, like something that doesn’t even exist.

Anyways, what do you think the reasoning is? For me personally, before my egg cracked, I identified as homoflexible and continued to be the same sexuality, just now I’m heteroflexible from being female.

Edit: how on earth did I go from straight to bisexual over the course of today

 

[HalTurner]

Where all the straight folks at?

It's comical because I've been bringing this up more and more lately when Im seeing troons on social media or youtube comments. I ask them to consider why theres almost no """straight""" troons.

I had a research paper years ago I wish I still had now. It was showing (Circa 2000s) an estimation of 92% "MTF" troons were former gay boys who expressed dypshoria. I assume basically referring to the Blanchard HSTS trope. Now we plainly see the number is entirely flipped on its head to where I would safely bet cash money that 80% of all trannys are "transbians" aka straight men.

 

[Sean Andalou]

My attitude: No troon or pooner is straight no matter who they want to fuck.
And no one who fucks them is straight.
Technically heterosexual, perhaps. But not straight.

Maybe that's just my peculiar private definition, but I'm going with it.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Turns out no matter how many surgeries you pay for, you're still you.

Wherever you go, there you are.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Fellow DUDES and BROS, I just found something manlier than Andrew Tate and a fighter jet made out of biceps combined:
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What an absolute GIGACHAD this MAN is.

The urge to slap someone through a screen is real.

Maybe that's just my peculiar private definition, but I'm going with it.

Your definition feels correct, it just doesn't insult and lay their fetish bare enough for me personally.
I go with calling most of them straight since too many get off to being called a "faggot" when they crave PiV sex. You're not gay, you are a faggot, but you'll force people to think I'm calling you gay so no, you're the straightest white boy/girl with a fetish that ever straighted. You are a creepy coomer with heterosexual written all over you.

"Straight" mtfs & ftms get pissed when you call them gay though. So calling them gay is proper.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Wherever you go, there you are.

Don't trannies love that one Undertale quote? "Despite everything, it's still you." I always found that deeply ironic without knowing why, but now I know.

 

[Kyff]

I'd be interested what those who had a member who trooned out in the 90s or before would say.

iirc Behind the Looking Glass - the transwidows doc - has a couple

 

[gay porn is the best porn]

Where all the straight folks at?

Most trannies start out as cis and straight, they transition to the other gender out of mental illness but are still attracted to the same gender as before.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

My attitude: No troon or pooner is straight no matter who they want to fuck.
And no one who fucks them is straight.
Technically heterosexual, perhaps. But not straight.

Maybe that's just my peculiar private definition, but I'm going with it.

There is a documentary called Southern Comfort made in the late 1990's about a pooner dying from ovarian cancer tell me God doesn't have a sense of humor. But in the doc 2 of the pooners including the main one claimed to be "heterosexual Men" both were dating male trannies. The one tranny was wearing his bra and granny panties while trying on a dress and you could see the outline of his cock and balls while the other pooners "Lady" still lived his day-to-day life as a man when not around other troons he was a guy he looked faggy but a guy. So, both "Heterosexual Men" are dating "Ladies" with cocks. Yeah, that's not heterosexual well it kind of was since they were women.