Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Journoscum]

I can't believe how much my sides are tickled by watching this degenerate faggot squirm. Go eat some more cum you child abusing trustafarian.

He's extremely detestable. He generates an air of smugness usually reserved for the Hollywood elite - but he's just a Youtube (ex-)lawyer. People from all sides of the political aisle wanna see a guy like that get his. Schadenfreude/corn season, boys.

 

[elonmaize]

People are so used to instant gratification. Come on, waiting and speculating is an important part of the experience.

its shocking how its only been a year, it feels like a decade, i hope kiwifarms gets whatever upgrades it needs because its going to break the site.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Now would be a great time for Nick to record himself smugly eating a single Dorito while declaring that the footage will never be released.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He also said he’s read some of the written accounts and “holy shit.”

Yeah I was most interested in the fact that the footage is available for viewing at the courthouse. Form an orderly queue, Minnesotans.

 

[Vulkan]

He becomes gayer as he does more drugs.

well more openly gay, the faggotry was always there

 

[1st Bowman]

Yeah I was most interested in the fact that the footage is available for viewing at the courthouse. Form an orderly queue, Minnesotans

Someone fire up the meta glasses and partake in a bit of espionage

 

[Jack Hoffman]

Maybe it’s been said, but whippets truly are the perfect drug for Rackets in his current situation.
Not because they can be abused without showing on a piss test, but because they’re the PERFECT crutch.

Anytime there’s an intrusive thought of self reflection, crack a whippet.
Anytime there’s friction in the household, crack a whippet.
Anytime there’s confrontation, pushback or pressure, crack a whippet.

Just crack a whippet and for the next minute you’ll completely dissociate, and when you return you won’t remember what triggered the reason for doing said whippet.

And you can crack a whippet anywhere!
In any room of your house, anywhere on your property and even in your car once you’ve got a little privacy from those damn kids.

Nick, crack a whippet my friend. You deserve it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Maximal intimidation pfp:

Asking for the footage.
Watching the footage.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

well more openly gay, the faggotry was always there

Less competent at repressing his latent faggotry, which is further proof as if any was needed that Nick is a special little bitch who hates god because he wanted even more shit handed to him.

His parents are fucking failures for how poorly they raised Nick, that he can’t meet any challenge without resorting to punishing himself to try to prompt other people to save him.

That’s what the nitrous arc is; your basic bitch cry for help. Well NICK, nobody can stop you from ruining your own life without locking you up

 

[AnOminous]

Maximal intimidation pfp:

Sorry, not even going to go for that.

Instead, from now on, it's Pops Speed!

To go with the anime theme. And also just John Goodman ruling as usual.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Uhh perhaps we are overlooking another scenario... What about the toe cyber case? Could it be his lawyer delivered news on that front? Or Perhaps all the ducks will line up around the same time? We will get the Full monty, Steel toe up cyber ass! The move no one paid for because it's given for free "Baldo your bunker is breaking?" In theaters now rated F for FAT.. Now in 3D.. Sponsored by Galaxies gasses from de asses!

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

It's small-town Minnesota, not only is Kayla's family local to the area, but the entire family is deeply involved with the community, would not be surprised if the Sheriff/prosecutor was doing it for Kayla rather than Nick.

This is almost certainly the reason why in spite of being a consistently belligerent cunt to literally everyone involved in his legal process, Rekieta is still being nose-guarded by the same people he's spent the better part of a year defaming and decrying. It's one of those peculiar things that's just ubiquitous to rural and semi rural middle-of-fucking-nowhere's the world over, you just don't air the parish's dirty laundry to outsiders. Because while they might not have any love for Nick, they absolutely do want to maintain the respectability of the county, and as you pointed out, reduce the embarrassment for the local extended family as much as humanly possible.

At the end of the day though public transparency should always trump the sensitivities of local public reps. And besides blatant sweeping like this, even if done with good intent never ends well, as if it becomes entrenched in an area it almost always leads to coverups of things like child abuse and corruption. So in a roundabout way Null's doing the law abiding people of Kandiyohi County a favour in the long run.

 

[Coaltergeist]

Suddenly Ralph remembers the bet, it seems. Just like he drew it up!

(L / A)

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

People are so used to instant gratification. Come on, waiting and speculating is an important part of the experience.

I know, but listening to these balldo sweepers preen is irritating. Especially Karl.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Uhh perhaps we are overlooking another scenario... What about the toe cyber case? Could it be his lawyer delivered news on that front? Or Perhaps all the ducks will line up around the same time? We will get the Full monty, Steel toe up cyber ass! The move no one paid for because it's given for free "Baldo your bunker is breaking?" In theaters now rated F for FAT.. Now in 3D.. Sponsored by Galaxies gasses from de asses!

I’ve just given up on it being something anyone is following up with. Which is pretty outrageous, considering the context of other ongoing cases

 

[Dipodomys]

I already have three independent written accounts of the videos.

Look forward to Null's "The Book was Better" watch-along stream, everybody.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'd gladly take a trip to MN to see that shit.

Yeah this could bring more tourism to the state than its had in years.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I know, but listening to these balldo sweepers preen is irritating. Especially Karl.

Bro in the end these people will have to stand before God.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Look forward to Null's "The Book was Better" watch-along stream, everybody.

If it doesn't come out, he should commission a play

 

[AnOminous]

Uhh perhaps we are overlooking another scenario... What about the toe cyber case? Could it be his lawyer delivered news on that front? Or Perhaps all the ducks will line up around the same time? We will get the Full monty, Steel toe up cyber ass! The move no one paid for because it's given for free "Baldo your bunker is breaking?" In theaters now rated F for FAT.. Now in 3D.. Sponsored by Galaxies gasses from de asses!

There are literally so many things. That's what makes this so hilarious. We have no idea why this weirdo, this freak, got a phone call while on stream and completely freaked out and apparently had to drive somewhere immediately, and then immediately invoked his reflexive "DRIVING MUH KEEEEEEEDZ AROUND" lie.

Everyone knows that was a lie and the truth is incredibly EMBARRASSING (remember when Nick loved that word so much), and while we may not know the exact details yet, whatever Nick experienced is going to be SUPER EMBARRASSING!