StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
That's the thing -- he either dropped out or bombed out of college and has no idea what "rigor" means. He's a stunted magical thinker who never honed his intelligence. He's a minimal effort dilettante who is now falling back on attracting attention for the bucks. Whatever genius spark that got him attention at 28 has long gone out and he can't rekindle it with his intellect, nor brute force. He has never learned rigor and must now rely on goofy swagger and "bantz" streams.

To the tune of "Mr. Bo Jangles":

I knew a man
"Wack Sparrow" and
He'd bantz with you
In worn out boots.
Stringy hair,
A pirate hat
And dirty pants
With his Clanker crew.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
While pushing up his shades.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

I met him in a cell
In New Orleans I was
Down and out.
He looked to me
To be the eyes of rage
As the cash ran out.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
After nine years he still raved.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

He said, "I bantz
Now at every chance
In Clanker streams
For super chats.
But most the time
I spend behind
These parish bars
Cause I drink a bit."
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Pure genius Nig! Bravo!
 
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Stinks Abandoned Daughter said:
The hits just keep on coming.. he heard there would be black hawk there and I think he misunderstood. This nigger needs to command his mommy to buy him some new boots.
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imagine the smell.

Malikov said:
The inside of Styx's head when he looks at himself in the mirror:
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All lazy town.
A piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, if you arent lazy. You gotta do the cookin by the book, you know you cant be lazy.
Didnt Lord Tarl have some sort of a piss fetish, like pissing in front of a small children or something?
We should remind Tarl he could be watching chidlren's television shows with his daughter but he brutally abandoned her and left her an ocean apart to live in a ramshackle doublewide in rural vermont dressing as a pirate and abusing women.

Adroc Thurston said:
Yet you simp for a cartoon bird, Stolass, and believe he’s real, Tarl…
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Funny. People still talking about a guy from Nazareth 2000 years later.
Not many things have that kind of staying power.
Styx couldn't even play act as a father for a single whole year before running back to mom's manufactured home in Vermont, and he has the gall to crap on Christian tradition.
generations of people built cathedrals over hundreds of years, stained glass, high ceilings, columns, riches, vaults, all to create art and a presence of god on this earth, and to celebrate the free gift of Jesus, etc., and anyone who has been in a mass with the organ going in a thousand year old cathedral and the sun pouring through the stained glass and the smells and bells and the choir voices with statues of the stations of the cross in an old growth wooden pew - even today its an impressive experience, much better than jerking off to lowbrows on a computer screen. Imagine a guy from a shack of a manufactured home in rural Vermont ripping into a glorious altar in a cathedral as a bunch of nonsense.
People like Tarl should build something better before tearing apart traditions that stood the test of time. Make something better. And most of us are given the ability to participate in the ultimate act of creation, to have children, and Tarl did this and threw his child in the garbage.
 
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12 years ago in 2013 when obamma was prez and tarl was 25, the internet was a place where people were allowed to speak their minds. When teens and college kids were still openly using nigger and faggot in Cod lobbies and everyone was being edgy and fairly normal to be honest. Back then the cracksparrow schtick mightve worked. Not so much for a 37y old who is regressing, who's kid will be more mature than him by age 7, atlantic ocean be praised. He makes Jack Rackham look like Blackbeard.
 
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mickrussom said:
Imagine a guy from a shack of a manufactured home in rural Vermont ripping into a glorious altar in a cathedral as a bunch of nonsense.
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Sir, we keep forgetting that Tarl's opinions about everything (especially politics, the best coffee, the best Maple Syrup, the best air dried meat, the best clothing for wearing in public. etc/etc/etc/....) are the only opinions that should be aired, since he is so above us plebeian mortals.😄
 
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anscochrome said:
Sir, we keep forgetting that Tarl's opinions about everything (especially politics, the best coffee, the best Maple Syrup, the best air dried meat, the best clothing for wearing in public. etc/etc/etc/....) are the only opinions that should be aired, since he is so above us are plebeian mortals.😄
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Don't forget his lengthy disquisitions about soups. They are special.
 
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Three days ago:
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Tonight's the night!

From today, he spilled all over the tablecloth. They let him in that restaurant dressed like a pirate?
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Don't worry about his state of dress. He's the first to admit that his charisma gets him primo tables. The server will save a swatch of that beet-stained tablecloth as a memento of his brush with greatness.
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Hopefully he eats better in public because that one chip almost took him out. I’d hate to see what a whole bowl of soup could do.
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mickrussom said:
there is nothing in the rutland area that can afford to refuse a single customer other than a no shirt no shoes no service sign.
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He's in NYC right now. He's been there all week, staying in Brooklyn according to him. He said on stream on Tuesday that it's "his last vacation."

Yesterday he called it a work vacation and that he's at a friend's house.
 
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mickrussom said:
Thanks, I had no idea, I cut this cringe moron off my youtube feed. I used to live in NYC, 1992-2001, and this type of asshole will be completely ignored for the most part and if he manages to engage with anyone they will instantly hate him.
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He better be careful, lest The Baseball Furies get him with their bats ("Warriors, come out and playyyyyyyyay!)
 
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Permanent Resident Cope said:
Three days ago:
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Tonight's the night!

From today, he spilled all over the tablecloth. They let him in that restaurant dressed like a pirate?

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I bet he bought the soup because it looks like blood and announcing he takes the power the :lunacy: is so cringe.

1. Legal advice
2. Vampire communities (No seriously, they have "positive" groups for that mental illness). Found 2 articles relating to this theory:
- Vampires in NY, mostly buffalo: https://wyrk.com/vampires-nys/
- Autistic Article stating history of NY buffilo region and New Orleans by a Vapires: https://www.atmostfear-entertainmen...story-vampires-new-orleans-buffalo-community/ (archive)
3. visiting a "friend"
4. Seeking help for his mental / physical health such as Neurological testing for ADHD or sleep issues.
5. Last vacation before going into massive debt from lawyer / legal fees
Anyway, don't have time to archive video clips, but thankfully there are timestamps made by bobbybobbinson69 for the streams since tuesday. There is text with links to the stream in the spoilers :

Tuesday LIVE: Bantz and News Galore!
5/27/2025
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Styx666 is making very odd statements regarding self harm and this being his "last vacation". States he will not be around for much longer and this is his last vacation. It seems like he is suicide / self harm baiting on livestream, or at least giving the impression of it based on the things he is saying / implying.
TIMESTAMPS!!!! (The important moments):
Felted by phone alarm: 24:54
Tomboy horniness: 44:48
Styx is a top in bed (VERY important info): 46:16
Styx dying?!??: 47:16
Last vacation!?!?: 56:53, 57:36
Kino casino cope: 58:56
Jail cope follows for several minutes Styx self harm!?!?!?: 1:01:13
Further kino cope: 1:07:46
Wednesday LIVE: Rick Derringer Dies, RIP and Bantz!
5/28/2025
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I did not know his mother watched his streams. Styx666 thinks his mother likes the "pirate schtick" and is "a cool dude". I have to wonder if he is in New York to get legal council against the trolls / detractors, since he is threatening "certain people" with punishment.
Timestamps!!! (The true stamping):
Horniness starts early today: 3:54
Horny for Melania Trump!!!: 6:53
Ozzy impression: 16:05, 16:59,
goes on for several minutes, includes Bill Clinton and Bernie Sanders Scammed by fake Asian girls: 33:38
Pirate cope: 34:42
Styx's mom watches his streams: 36:27
Styx's mom likes the pirate: 38:21
Worst Ozzy impression ever: 44:42
Admiration for trolling efforts
😇
: 49:55
Felted by phone alarm again: 50:14
Tite-ass horny for 18 year old goths despite supposedly being in a 9 year relationship: 1:00:48
!!!EXTRA!!!Styx threatening "certain people" with punishment: 23:30
Thursday LIVE: Trump Voters, Ken Paxton, Democrats Clueless About Males, etc
5/29/2025
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Timestamps!!!! (The moments you NEED to know):
Tomboy horniness: 13:33
Pirate feet content update: 37:34
Styx is pleased by people looking at his pirate feet: 39:59
Opening chakras: 53:03
Activating his chest chakra live: 54:40
Body meditation: 56:49
 
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Why would you kill yourself to avoid having to spend a couple weeks in the slammer?

Didn't he say that everyone in jail thought that he was cool?

He obviously had an experience in jail because he's been a gay pirate every since.

he's been posting cringe ass wanna die song lyrics on x all day.
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