Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
You’d think a guy who already has one pending defamation lawsuit against him would choose his words


…But this is crackieta we’re talking about here
Already implied two people are pedos within the span of a few hours. God, does Nicky Boy have any other insults besides pedo, cunt, fat, or nerd? I don’t know what he’s losing faster, brain cells or subs.

Nick is teasing an emergency stream.

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Sorry: “EMERGENCY STREAM” — what a fag.
Hold on, let me cue up that Devo song. CRACK THAT WHIP!
 
Don't ask why pedophiles want to fuck kids; ask why Nicholas Robert Rekieta of Spicer Minnesota openly associates with so many of them. Drex, Vito, Melton, Aaron, Kurt... who else did he make claims against?

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KF: "plz blur kids from bodycam thx"
Nick: KIWI FARMS IS NOTHING BUT PEDOPHILES WANTING TO SEE MY KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU DIE, JOSH?!?!?!?!?
Melton: "I wrote a song about little kids having sex"
Nick: "u funny. thx for being my new best fren uwu"
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As far as everyone slavishly loving Null, I happen to like grilled cheese sandwiches with GOOD OL' AMERICAN SLICES! Take that, Johm Potter!
 
Nick, you've had a big day today. Streaming this morning, raging at the prosecutor to block the bodycam release, sperging on Twitter. Why don't you sit back, relax, and have a nice shot of whiskey. Heck, why not two? Or three? Down a whole fifth, why not. You've earned it, bud.
Don't listen to this guy! Sit back and relax? Nick, you just WON! Go live!

The whiskey is fine though, its on brand and the courthouse wouldn't dare drug test a WINNER!
 
Nick's current emotional meltdown makes the quest for the footage worth it even if its not successful. Even if there is nothing of interest in the videos. He is losing it in the same way he lost it with Eric July and the same way he lost it after the court of appeals decision which led to the cokestream.

There is a good chance that he will soon do great harm to himself in one or more ways. Nick is just bitch to the core and he just can't handle setbacks like this. He is not a man in any sense of the word.

And if written accounts of the videos already exist and will be eventually distributed, Nick is actually better off allowing the real thing to get released. Because the real thing is always less embarrassing than people talking secondhand about it. But I'm sure his retarded brain cant see it.
Nick melting down so hard despite "winning" makes me think it isn't even close to over yet
 
Calm down, his children are not to blame for this bullshit.
No one wants to creepily look at your kids, Rekieta, except for Patrick Melton.
I just wanna watch them suffer and laugh at them because they're your offspring and therefore retarded subhumans unfit for civilized society.
Do me a favor and have a bottle or two while driving all five of them around soon. I want a nice big fireball, sending bone and flesh flying.
 
I wonder how high introducing hardin to null ranks on rekeitas list of regrets. I wonder how much higher it ranks than the drugs, child neglect, bridge burning, swinging, relationship destruction, public sex acts, and a lot of his current circumstances.
Nick is supplying alternative facts and did not introduce Null to Hardin. Nick connected Null to a different lawyer, and through this connection, Null eventually found Hardin.

Null stated this on stream over a year ago. He also stated that it was a big part of why he initially felt conflicted when Nick started exhibiting extreme lolcow behaviour.

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No one wants to creepily look at your kids, Rekieta, except for Patrick Melton.
I just wanna watch them suffer and laugh at them because they're your offspring and therefore retarded subhumans unfit for civilized society.
Do me a favor and have a bottle or two while driving all five of them around soon. I want a nice big fireball, sending bone and flesh flying.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
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it's almost like nick calls everyone who disagrees with him a pedophile with no evidence.
i think it's the habit of his residual fame when he captured the "PUT THEM IN THE WOODCHIPPER" guys. all you have to do is say "AGAINST THE WALL!!!" and like 30 guys will send you a 20 dollar superchat. the most agreed upon opinion somehow became his slogan like he was the guy who made it up. sort of like when hack performers go up on stage and say shit like "YA'LL SUPPORT OUR TROOPS DON'T YOU?!" and then everyone is legally obliged to do a standing ovation or they will be sent to salvadoran prisons.
 
The two ounces from the top of the fridge did disappear. It's gone
He is a retard, he was caught with nearly an Ounce valued at $2k, so there is no way a single bullet could hold twice that much. He meant to say a 2 gram (bullet) since that makes more sense physically.
 
Nick's current emotional meltdown makes the quest for the footage worth it even if its not successful. Even if there is nothing of interest in the videos. He is losing it in the same way he lost it with Eric July and the same way he lost it after the court of appeals decision which led to the cokestream.

There is a good chance that he will soon do great harm to himself in one or more ways. Nick is just bitch to the core and he just can't handle setbacks like this. He is not a man in any sense of the word.

And if written accounts of the videos already exist and will be eventually distributed, Nick is actually better off allowing the real thing to get released. Because the real thing is always less embarrassing than people talking secondhand about it. But I'm sure his retarded brain cant see it.
idk. this sounds like pure cope to me. obviously it would be peak lolcow perfection and pure hilarity schadenfreude of the purest quality and highest caliper for it to be released and for everyone to see what a filthy, disgusting, degenerate piece of shit nick is, to have our understanding of his miserable and dysfunctional living situation confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the "small town lawyer from central Minnesota, god-fearing christian family man" bullshit is just that: bullshit. the bodycam will confirm this and destroy his reputation beyond all repair. there will be no way to spin it, no recovery, no ambiguity, no room for magic lawyer weasel words. so long as the bodycam never comes out, it's all "he said, she said". nick can obfuscate and deny till he's blue in the face (or fingers), and he'll convince some of his braindead fans, but nobody here, of course. that's why it matters so much to have it released. any "um, ackshually" to spin its not being released is a pure cope.
 
This footage better be worth it. I want piles of clothes reaching the ceiling and dozens of open spaghettios cans on the floor. Some clutter here and there ain't going to cut it.

After the absolute gem of a week we've had, I don't even need to see the conditions of the absolute shithole we all know he lives in, the tranquilized compliance of his do nothing wife and whore, or the cops discovering the drugs he can't stop talking about. It would be a small shame to not see how this huffbroken retards account of defiantly refusing to get out of his car stacks up to reality though. HES BLUE.
 
i think it's the habit of his residual fame when he captured the "PUT THEM IN THE WOODCHIPPER" guys. all you have to do is say "AGAINST THE WALL!!!" and like 30 guys will send you a 20 dollar superchat. the most agreed upon opinion somehow became his slogan like he was the guy who made it up. sort of like when hack performers go up on stage and say shit like "YA'LL SUPPORT OUR TROOPS DON'T YOU?!" and then everyone is legally obliged to do a standing ovation or they will be sent to salvadoran prisons.
I remember that once someone confronted him and asked what "put pedos against the wall" meant Nick was a smarmy little weasel pussy and answered with his classic janus speak by saying "just against the wall, nothing more" when he obviously meant the (morally correct) answer that pedophiles should be put against the wall and shot dead.
 
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