"Hello, hairless baboon creatures. I have sat idly by for too long for the entirety of this discourse. No longer can I lurk silently from the shadows; my story must be told.
My name is Emeownuel Geofluffirino DeCardipurreo, and I was sodomized and left for dead under a car by
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda. After discovering that I had not succumbed to severe anal bleeding, he attempted to have a doctor finish the job for a measly ten pesos. Luckily for me, Dr. Chad Wetbacko was a sympathetic man who recognized that my rapist was trying to silence me. After 86 sutures and an emergency rectal transplant from a dying Blue Persian donor, I was able to begin the slow and arduous road to recovery. The years have been painful, but I never gave up as I continued to look forward to the day I would one day confront my violent assailant.
Claudio is the vilest of the vile, lower than even the darkest of the most detestable Oaxacan nigger cattle. Truly, even demoting him to either Colombian or Filipino heritage would be too good for him, for his morals are beyond bankrupt and his lusts sub-primal, unrecognizable as anything remotely associated with human desires.
Never forget that he prolapsed my asshole and left me to die. Also, he wanted to fuck a puppy from Final Fantasy while getting Red's rocket shoved repeatedly in and out of his ass. Meow."
