Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

If I'm going to shit on Nick there's plenty of funny stuff without reaching.

It’s not “reaching” to point out his kids are only having chaos modeled for them and have not been provided with the structure and attention children need. It’s a fucking fact.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

My little cocaine, my little cocaine
What is neglect all about?
My little cocaine, my little cocaine
Neglect is criminal!

 

[Soapmore]

I don't get his obsession with this Kurt cooking vid, we get it, it's kinda sad fairly unappetizing, I just don't see how it's supposed to be the endless font of comedy Nick thinks it is.

...It does seem a pointless waste of stream time, which makes me wonder if it's ...

An alibi

 

[Neetness]

Yeah, Nick knowing about Blue Lagoon and underage naked Brooke Shields tracks.

 

[Kheapathic]

Unfortunately his enemies are boring

That's how one-sided grudges are, especially when the most you get is some burn-out 40+ year old watching the same fucking YouTube video over and over again. He doesn't even have the balls to violate parole and drive down to Texas to kick in Kurt's door and fight him. Imagine being a grown man with five children, and the highlight of your day is being up at 2AM and watching a YouTube video from someone you don't like. At least Ralph was entertaining, even during his blood feuds where very little was said back at him, Ralph at least had presence. Nick can't even cut a promo that's half as good as Legal Dicksucker. He's gonna watch a video then giggle to himself while he fucks around with AI, truly a master of comedy and wit.

 

[Soapmore]

It has always been pretty clear that even the youngest doesn’t get tucked in. Nick has talked about them being up all night on their iPads. They have no structure and have been raised by screens and dopamine.

And when they are prone to sleep, they have to listen to the sound of their father screaming at a woman online, calling her a stupid fucking cunt. Good times, good parenting.

 

[Strix454]

Yeah. He is going on and on about Kurt. Just now we got male feminist Nick who is really concerned about Kurt's lack of proper respect for women or something. He can't make his feud with Kurt work and he is unwilling to give up on his feud with Kurt.

Yeah. Cucks trying to shame people just don't work Nick. You will never be able to claim the high ground on anyone anymore. Nothing you say is going to ever have any impact.

 

[Soapmore]

That's how one-sided grudges are, especially when the most you get is some burn-out 40+ year old watching the same fucking YouTube video over and over again. He doesn't even have the balls to violate parole and drive down to Texas to kick in Kurt's door and fight him. Imagine being a grown man with five children, and the highlight of your day is being up at 2AM and watching a YouTube video from someone you don't like. At least Ralph was entertaining, even during his blood feuds where very little was said back at him, Ralph at least had presence. Nick can't even cut a promo that's half as good as Legal Dicksucker. He's gonna watch a video then giggle to himself while he fucks around with AI, truly a master of comedy and wit.

You paint a picture of a man with no true friends, no real confidants, no one to keep him company but the parasocial cult he is cultivating online.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He is going on and on about Kurt

Kurt has the potential to be the new Aaron. Nick can’t sleep because all he can do is think about Kurt, watch his old streams, talk about Kurt. It’s literally what dumped people do after someone breaks up with them, absolute fixation.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Yeah. He is going on and on about Kurt. Just now we got male feminist Nick who is really concerned about Kurt's lack of proper respect for women or something. He can't make his feud with Kurt work and he is unwilling to give up on his feud with Kurt.

Yeah. Cucks trying to shame people just don't work Nick. You will never be able to claim the high ground on anyone anymore. Nothing you say is going to ever have any impact.

Kurt's response is to entirely ignore him and make double his viewcount. Based

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Nick seems pretty determined for his thread to hit 10,000 pages before the bodycam lands instead of immediately after.

 

[Fapcop]

Since people have already been making DSP comparisons, this is about the numbers that DSP gets nowadays.

Well if the shoe fits.

Nick has also started to use DSP style gimmicks like karaoke to try and increase engagement.

The day is surely coming where he straight up makes 50$/100$/200$ tip goals.

For 50$ he’ll put on a chill and FUN hat, for $100 he’ll take a Galaxy Gas hit live on air, and for $200 he’ll wear a balldo accessory. (Or a balldo!) on stream.

Shit, if any of you faggots send him pedo tips, send some where you remind him just how much like DSP he is. I want to see Nick tard out and start yelling how it’s NOT true because he’s COOL and FUN and Phil is just some widely hated loser who streams to a few hundred people. Totally unlike wildly popular Ricky Racketts and his robust 700 live viewers.

 

[RotPockets]

This is some kind of projection to make him feel better about the disgusting cooking streams Nick has done. Missing kitchen cabinet doors, trash filled kitchen, food looking like the trash can after an orgy.

Nick’s cooking.

 

[NuruMaleMasseuse]

Clip of the child coming in, Nick signing a paper and not bothering to put the kid back to bed at 2AM — all so he could get back to making fun of Kurt. He’s so broken.

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Not a PL, but growing up with addicts I remember that non-look of derision and shame well. Honestly can feel the pain of who ever needed that simple yet difficult favor from a parent with no love in their heart except for substances.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Clip of the child coming in, Nick signing a paper and not bothering to put the kid back to bed at 2AM — all so he could get back to making fun of Kurt. He’s so broken.

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Been catching up with the rekieta thread and thinking how crazy it is to see how much he has changed. If the kid came down he used to put em back in bed.

Hell, I remember times when he would bolt off stream because he said his kid had night terrors and they needed to be woken up in case of it. Now he's just a burn out who is more concerned with attention from strangers online than he own children.

 

[Soapmore]

Well if the shoe fits.

Nick has also started to use DSP style gimmicks like karaoke to try and increase engagement.

The day is surely coming where he straight up makes 50$/100$/200$ tip goals.

For 50$ he’ll put on a chill and FUN hat, for $100 he’ll take a Galaxy Gas hit live on air, and for $200 he’ll wear a balldo accessory. (Or a balldo!) on stream.

He'll monetize his fat shaming slurs for 10$ apiece, like a Cuck Pope selling indulgences.

 

[Strix454]

Well Nick finally put that horrible stream out of its misery. I really think he has some sort of minimum hours per week he is required to do because I cant think of why else he would do such a meaningless stream which nobody was watching anyway. He got to a point in the stream where he had nothing to talk about and kind of knew he had nothing to talk about. Which is probably why it went to obsessing on Kurt again.

He is promising to be there awake in five hours to stream again.

 

[Null]

He is promising to be there awake in five hours to stream again.

sounds familiar

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How long before Nick starts using Supertips’ Stripe integration to start doxing people who’ve clowned him? I’m surprised he hasn’t already started tbh.

 

[ChromaQuack]

If he keeps skipping on his sleep to sneed I just gotta say it like it is, no pulling punches.

Balldobros, I don't think he's going to make it to the end of the year: his immune system has got to be below a full blown untreated AIDS patient at this point solely due to sleep deprivation, to say nothing of his other habits. One of muh keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedz coming up with a flu and sneezing in Nicky's direction might take him out.

Remember to cherish them while they're here kiwis, you never know what the future holds.