Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

Clip of the child coming in, Nick signing a paper and not bothering to put the kid back to bed at 2AM — all so he could get back to making fun of Kurt. He’s so broken.

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“It’s two in the morning what’s up?!”

If only there were some kind of higher power or authority inside the house who could make sure that a kid who has to get up in six hours, isn’t up and doing whatever in the middle of the night!

Like idk… Some kind of person who’s in charge of everyone’s schedule? Who ensures that things get done, that everyone is rested and well fed. Some kind of… Family judge/higher authority/probation officer?!

Oh well. Until someone comes up with that, I guess Nick will just have to deal with those pesky kids doing whatever they’re doing and bothering their father while he’s working hard at streaming to a gaggle of pedos and retards.

NOTHIN’ NICK COULD DO!

(All jokes aside, I wouldn’t be surprised if the kid got into the cocaine stash, simply because they seem to be totally unsupervised and fending for themselves.)

 

[JackoVerde]

I really think he has some sort of minimum hours per week he is required to do

Don’t a lot of probationary terms involve working a job for some amount of time. He’s lucky he’s allowed to stream as his job and they aren’t forcing his ass to slum it at McDonald’s.

 

[porkWellington]

Well Nick finally put that horrible stream out of its misery. I really think he has some sort of minimum hours per week he is required to do because I cant think of why else he would do such a meaningless stream which nobody was watching anyway. He got to a point in the stream where he had nothing to talk about and kind of knew he had nothing to talk about. Which is probably why it went to obsessing on Kurt again.

He is promising to be there awake in five hours to stream again.

I'm pretty sure the reason for this seethestream was Josh and the bodycam, Kurt was a secondary target to make it look like a "chill" stream.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

 

[Grayback]

How long before Nick starts using Supertips’ Stripe integration to start doxing people who’ve clowned him? I’m surprised he hasn’t already started tbh.

I reeeeeeeeally hope that anyone who was using supertip messages to mess with Nick had the good sense just drive down to Walmart and pick up a prepaid Visa gift card, and use that to pay for the message. Instead of using their own debit card.

And if they didn't, well... good luck to them.

 

[Kheapathic]

You paint a picture of a man with no true friends, no real confidants, no one to keep him company but the parasocial cult he is cultivating online.

Art was one of my worst subjects, you're free to tell me my painting is shit; but do you really believe it?

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

I really think he has some sort of minimum hours per week he is required to do because I cant think of why else he would do such a meaningless stream which nobody was watching anyway. He got to a point in the stream where he had nothing to talk about and kind of knew he had nothing to talk about. Which is probably why it went to obsessing on Kurt again.

I think he's lonely. He has no actual friends and any of the Meltonites who'd tolerate spending time with him were probably asleep. So he reminisced about a former friend who he thought himself better than.

 

[Sneed Force One]

For all those worrying about the latest motion, remember Nick is a retard and has failed every step of the way.

One of his lawyers vagueposted on Facebook how difficult he is. The judge already signed off on the bodycam release, it's only Nick and for some reason the prosecution throwing a spanner in the works.

Nick probably threatened to crash out / baitin' and give them a whole new case to litigate, so they just want to be rid of him.

 

[Fapcop]

I reeeeeeeeally hope that anyone who was using supertip messages to mess with Nick had the good sense just drive down to Walmart and pick up a prepaid Visa gift card, and use that to pay for the message. Instead of using their own debit card.

And if they didn't, well... good luck to them.

Meh. He’s an incompetent cuck, What is he going to do about it?

Give them a shower call and seethe?

Back in the day during WW Nick would outsource anything like doxxing to the farms because he’s such a tard.

If he keeps skipping on his sleep to sneed I just gotta say it like it is, no pulling punches.

Balldobros, I don't think he's going to make it to the end of the year: his immune system has got to be below a full blown untreated AIDS patient at this point solely due to sleep deprivation, to say nothing of his other habits. One of muh keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedz coming up with a flu and sneezing in Nicky's direction might take him out.

Remember to cherish them while they're here kiwis, you never know what the future holds.

Meh… You’re assuming Nick is never sleeping because he’s up at all hours of the night.

Like your bitch basic methhead he probably regularly crashes out for long periods of time in the middle of the day and evening while the kids are left to fend for themselves.

Regardless, sleep deprivation is much more likely to result in psychosis than outright death, and I’m looking forward to Nick frantically looking for KF bugs and cameras while holding a balldo like a gun.

 

[JackoVerde]

Oy vey, the cops planted evidence but you just want the bodycam footage to look at my kids you pedophile, I was kicked out of 109 cuck resorts but it was their fault, null will never get that bodycam footage I swear.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

The judge already signed off on the bodycam release, it's only Nick and for some reason the prosecution throwing a spanner in the works.

Nick must be scared shitless about that footage. If it was a nothing burger, then why fight this hard over its release?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

a kid who has to get up in six hours

I don’t know any kids who get to sleep in till 8AM on a weekday; many schools are already in session by then. IIRC both sons go to an actual school now.

 

[Farmer9876]

It's too late. Even if he successfully squashed the evidence I already have three independent written accounts of the videos.

Not to be a party pooper, but with bodycam footage Nick wouldn't be able to deny that his house was a crack den. Otherwise he will say that all those accounts are lies. I really hope you will be able to get it, good luck to you.

Edit: has Nick scammed trust fund?

 

[Soapmore]

Nick must be scared shitless about that footage. If it was a nothing burger, then why fight this hard over its release?

I'm pretty sure I recall him early on saying he wanted to release the video but couldn't because of court rules, and wanted to release it to prove his story.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

I hope his kids interrupting more often is a sign they're growing accustomed to and sick of his bullshit. It would be so funny if they just started torturing him while he's trying to cope on his streams just like Destiny's kid did to his own faggot father

 

[Rafael Epstein]

 

[clipartfan92]

chat-downloader output for tonight's stream. 7z contains the json file.

 

[northstar747]

Yeah, Nick knowing about Blue Lagoon and underage naked Brooke Shields tracks.

jesus next you know there ll be that heavy metal album from the 70s i think it was the scorpions

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

They have no structure and have been raised by screens and dopamine.

So he's created his own swarm of little Nickers.
God help us.

 

[neger psykolog]

You paint a picture of a man with no true friends, no real confidants, no one to keep him company but the parasocial cult he is cultivating online.

Oh boy I can't wait for this to become the DSP megathread!
All you need is the whales that get off sexually on the negative attention they get by throwing thousands of dollars at him and a gamba addiction (I suppose a whippet addiction is close enough replacement - Nick isn't chasing sweaty Hogans on his iPhone screen he is chasing them in his state of euphoria each time he inhales a balloon)