Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[kazuhiro]

Why are people such idiots, an idiot muses.

Spoiler: More Threads & Bluesky

Lou's replies. They're in reverse order, newest at the top. He gets a lot of blocks.


Durrn.

Boy or girl?

Frogpants host.

The images.


Gordon Ramsay.

 

[Solid Snek]

Re: the Fedpost Saga; I don't think I've ever been as certain that something DID happen, while at the same being being equally as certain that it DIDN'T.

I'm certain it happened because Lou's been issuing death threats, multiple times a day, every day, across numerous platforms.

While I'm sure the number of Glowies scooping you up for fedposting is exaggerated (that's part of how glowops work; a big part is just scaring people into self-censoring and Not Doing The Thing, which you can accomplish by making The Thing sound more dangerous than it is. e.g. grandmas being arrested for downloading pirated MP3s, which happened enough to make everyone paranoid, but not so much as to stretch resources thin), the fact is that Lou has been at this constantly, on social media accounts so easy to trace WE have a complete intelligence dossier on the owner. Once or twice? I can see him slipping through the cracks. But Lou fedposts more than I show up to work. It's his fulltime job; the equivalent of some guy opening a Facebook where every morning he screams "I DOWNLOAD CEEPEE EVERY DAY AND I SELL FENT AND UNREGISTERED FIREARMS FROM THE FRONT PORCH OF MY HOUSE". Sooner or later, Lou will get a visit.


And I'm certain it DIDN'T, because this is not the reaction Lou would have to a Secret Service visit.

This is the reaction Lou has when he's lying and trying to get sympathy points.

Lou has mental breakdowns, DFEs, and then threatens to kill himself over things as stressful as being told that, "hey, Sprint is offering a discount on monthly phone plans rn". The idea that he'd get a knock on his door by The Fash, be grilled for an hour over his plans to Luigi a dozen different public figures, and then walk away from the ordeal with nothing more than a two sentence mention in some throwaway BSky reply and a "I've calmed down"?

Were there any prolonged gaps in his posting history that might be explained by Lou laying low out of fear? I hate to give this lie any credence at all, because it seems about as likely as that time his grandma died at Auschwitz.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Another shot of Lou at the townhall.

"Sympathy." Yeah, sympathy for someone with a foot in the grave. This is the first time we've seen the full scale of his girth in a couple of months. So much for any weight he might have lost, the lad is FAT. Positively plump. Belligerently bulbous.

Looking at that town hall photo, Lou, the person next to him, and the doughboy two rows back seem to be the only ones under 65 in attendance besides a couple of (likely) staffers in the way back. That's a message. Get a job, Louis; the rest of your generation is financing your lifestyle and resenting you more every day for it.

Lol. How did I miss this? Surprised that folding chair hasn't given out.

Re: the Fedpost Saga; I don't think I've ever been as certain that something DID happen, while at the same being being equally as certain that it DIDN'T

Personally I could see Lou getting a visit and learning nothing. He isn't smart. He let his toe get so bad that he needs it amputated for fucks sake. His impulse control is zero. Even if he got chewed out, why would he stop? Probably would just piss him off.

 

[kazuhiro]

Personally I could see Lou getting a visit and learning nothing. He isn't smart. He let his toe get so bad that he needs it amputated for fucks sake. His impulse control is zero. Even if he got chewed out, why would he stop?

I'd agree, Lou fusses over trivialities and barely notices serious issues. He got a bone infection so bad he had to get a toe removed and was mainly concerned with getting adfree games for his tablet, not about improving his lifestyle. When he talks about running away from/getting kicked out of his mom's home, his first thoughts are of his devices, not food and shelter. If he did get a visit, I'd love to see the notes. "After much explanation subject eventually agreed to stop saying he'd kill the vice president's children, but asked if he could continue to wish them to die instead."

Lou posted another commission, this time of Ravyn DeLaFaye.

Spoiler: Image & artist

Full pic.

Caption.

The artist reposted it.

Their profile.

Twitter header.

Twitter pfp.

They do a lot of bot-like commission hustling. Dunno the prices, or if it's a genuine artist.

 

[Solid Snek]

I'd agree, Lou fusses over trivialities and barely notices serious issues. He got a bone infection so bad he had to get a toe removed and was mainly concerned with getting adfree games for his tablet, not about improving his lifestyle. When he talks about running away from/getting kicked out of his mom's home, his first thoughts are of his devices, not food and shelter. If he did get a visit, I'd love to see the notes. "After much explanation subject eventually agreed to stop saying he'd kill the vice president's children, but asked if he could continue to wish them to die instead."

True. He is phenomenally stupid and apathetic in the face of real issues, so if the secret service visit happened on a day where he ran out of chicken wings or saw an ad for a new Dr Who toy - you know, important stuff - then maybe he'd just forget to mention the whole "I got busted today" thing.

I still think he'd bring it up, though. I could be overestimating Lou here (happens a lot; no matter how little I think of him, he consistently manages to underwhelm my expectations), but surely there'd be at least one line somewhere saying "Trump's TERFnazis came to my house and made me hand over my phone, woe is me, I need $50 for a comfort video game please".

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'd agree, Lou fusses over trivialities and barely notices serious issues. He got a bone infection so bad he had to get a toe removed and was mainly concerned with getting adfree games for his tablet, not about improving his lifestyle. When he talks about running away from/getting kicked out of his mom's home, his first thoughts are of his devices, not food and shelter. If he did get a visit, I'd love to see the notes. "After much explanation subject eventually agreed to stop saying he'd kill the vice president's children, but asked if he could continue to wish them to die instead."

I'd imagine they would write Lou off as unable to leave the house, much less harm the president. Lou is a yeller, but the main person he harms is himself, every day by drinking a bottle of Ketchup.

 

[Childe]

He got fucking scammed lol. Those weird botlike “artists” that trawl the “commission” search on social media are tracers or ai-generators at the best or just completely rip you off and ghost you at the worst. 100% without a doubt that artwork is stolen/traced, possibly even ai-generated (at least partially).

Also, since when has Lou ever shown an interest in wolves? What happened to his big titty kitty fursonas? Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this the first time he’s had a fursona that wasn’t a lion/tiger/panther?

Since we’re still on the subject of a fed visit, my vote is that it didn’t happen. He’d flip his lid and scream about suicide to hell and back if he’d actually gotten a knock on his door. It’s believable that it COULD have happened, but the lack of a reaction from Lou is what makes me think it isn’t true. It’s just not like him to brush off stuff, and a huge thing like being visited by the feds for fedposting all the time doesn’t seem like something he would just shrug and make an offhand comment about.

Also:

For the love of God, no.

 

[kazuhiro]

100% without a doubt that artwork is stolen/traced, possibly even ai-generated (at least partially).

It would be hilarious if that picture was just Lou's request for "an athletic, busty wolfess with silver-grey fur, black and purple eyes in a gothic dress with pockets standing a posing to show off her bicep while wearing a crown" directly fed into an AI image generator as a prompt.

 

[Hidden Shopkeeper]

Also, since when has Lou ever shown an interest in wolves? What happened to his big titty kitty fursonas? Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this the first time he’s had a fursona that wasn’t a lion/tiger/panther?

Way, way back in Loustory he had a fox. Im fairly certain there wasn't a wolf though, so this may be the first time for that.

I also vote for no visit. He'd have mountains of material to grift with. The only way I'd believe that the feds visited is if they laughed/blew him off as a non-threat to his face and he's embarrassed.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou posted another commission, this time of Ravyn DeLaFaye.

what others are saying is true doing a very quick glance into the artist's account. The artist is one of those artists that trawl through Bluesky and Discord and DM people that simply say the word "Commission" in hopes that they get clueless commissioners to commission them consistently. Think those scammers that ask for gift cards from the elderly that are known for shouting "SAAR, DO NOT REDEEM".

 

[KingFrampt]

Is it possible that his constant threats to kill himself and his family if <POLITICS THING> happens could result in a secret service visit?

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou's mom is switching to cheaper internet, so Lou cancelled his FFXIV subscription.

He whinges across three platforms.

He announces that he'll need less of your money each month.

He made that photo from the townhall his pfp on Toot.

Other stuff.

The text is copy-and-paste, lest you think Lou wrote something intelligible himself.

Inkblitz.

A repost about Rowling.

Threads replies.

 

[The Dude]

Way, way back in Loustory he had a fox. Im fairly certain there wasn't a wolf though, so this may be the first time for that.

I also vote for no visit. He'd have mountains of material to grift with. The only way I'd believe that the feds visited is if they laughed/blew him off as a non-threat to his face and he's embarrassed.

"IMPORTANT! DO NOT IGNORE! TRANSWOMAN IN DANGER AND NEEDS FINANCIAL SOLIDARITY!

The EVIL FASCIST Trump Reich sent their Gestapo jack-booted thugs to THREATEN and INTIMIDATE a proud transwoman into silence for speaking out against their NAZI APARTHEID REGIME! It is clear that I am now a target of Orange Hitler and it's only a matter of time before they haul me off to a concentration camp, deport me, or even gun me down in my own home!

PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS! I need immediate donations because I may have to go into hiding without any notice! I am a diabetic transwoman recovering from surgery and will need money for medication, continuing transition care, food, housing, clothing, and other needs! My immediate needs are for a new laptop, tablet, and phone so I can stay in communication with my friends in the furry and trans communities while laying low, editing, and furry art. Sorry, not sorry. Even unemployed trans people on the run as a fugitive from a FASCIST NAZI GOVERNMENT deserve to have nice things.

Please yinz! I'm literally on my knees begging! I'm sitting here in the dark crying and in fear of my life, all because I spoke out against the Evil Orange Man. I thought we had freeze peach in this country? So much for the First Amendment!"

 

[Damien Thorne]

"IMPORTANT! DO NOT IGNORE! TRANSWOMAN IN DANGER AND NEEDS FINANCIAL SOLIDARITY!

The EVIL FASCIST Trump Reich sent their Gestapo jack-booted thugs to THREATEN and INTIMIDATE a proud transwoman into silence for speaking out against their NAZI APARTHEID REGIME! It is clear that I am now a target of Orange Hitler and it's only a matter of time before they haul me off to a concentration camp, deport me, or even gun me down in my own home!

PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS! I need immediate donations because I may have to go into hiding without any notice! I am a diabetic transwoman recovering from surgery and will need money for medication, continuing transition care, food, housing, clothing, and other needs! My immediate needs are for a new laptop, tablet, and phone so I can stay in communication with my friends in the furry and trans communities while laying low, editing, and furry art. Sorry, not sorry. Even unemployed trans people on the run as a fugitive from a FASCIST NAZI GOVERNMENT deserve to have nice things.

Please yinz! I'm literally on my knees begging! I'm sitting here in the dark crying and in fear of my life, all because I spoke out against the Evil Orange Man. I thought we had freeze peach in this country? So much for the First Amendment!"

I don’t like Orange Man, but fuck Lou, I approve of this post:

 

[Solid Snek]

I don’t like Orange Man, but fuck Lou, I approve of this post:

Orange Man Bad But Still Better Than Lou.

I feel there's a campaign slogan in there somewhere!

Lou's mom is switching to cheaper internet, so Lou cancelled his FFXIV subscription.

He whinges across three platforms.

He announces that he'll need less of your money each month.

Oh man, that's fucking brilliant. He's not even trying to hide it. "I'm going to beg slightly less, because my mom got cheaper internet and the new plan physically cannot sustain my level of FFXIV playing. As I can no longer throw money at the game, I will be forced beg less money from yinz".

The the motherfucker says "sorry". Fucking apologizing because he's not going to spend your charity on an MMO.

Also: does anyone know what the difference between his plans could be? I'm not sure if Lou is doomposting because of monthly data limits or because of the downstream speed. I'd assume that even cheaper plans in PA would be more than capable of sustaining a connection to FFXIV and that Lou's new plan is simply another Burnt Pixel Affair - that he is, in fact, perfectly capable of playing FFXIV, but the plan's not Shiny Shiny, so it's Bad.

Either way is funny - if reality finally shows Lou that his actions have consequences, or else if Lou's being melodramatic, possibly even lying, and he will in fact be able to continue wasting his family's money on FF while the rest of them make sacrifices - but I'm really hoping it's the latter (Lou is mistaken), AND he's not lying, just too stupid to realize he can still play Final Fantasy, so that he genuinely quits the game.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

MMO's are not that data heavy during normal play, sure when there's a patch the slow data speeds suck because it can take longer to download the patch data. The solution to that is to let it download and go do something else in the mean time. But Lou would need it "NOW NOW NOW". The other thing is, FFXIV is notoriously bad for having a not great ping even on faster internet because the netcode is a mess, and the NA data centers are all in one location. There are tons of guides and job rotations that take a higher ping into consideration. Sure the speeds Lou is talking about means he wouldn't be able to stream, but is that a great loss? Lou mush-mouth reading dialogue and making unfunny comments wasn't drawing in viewers unless they were there because of Gneech or Inkblitz anyways. I've watched a bit of Lou when he streams and he is an absolute charisma blackhole. But since Lou wants to not only play FFXIV and have at least 3 other devices streaming slop this internet plan that Denise is switching over to can't handle that. I've done the whole try and play an MMO on DSL while other people are using all the bandwidth streaming Netflix, it kind of sucks. But here's the thing, Lou doesn't pay for the internet, that much is obvious, and we know that the rest of the family is likely on a fixed income so going with a cheaper option is ideal for them. There is literally nothing stopping Lou from getting a job and paying for his own internet except that he's a lazy oxygen thief who thinks that others should fund his lifestyle. This is literally him pitching a fit over nothing.

 

[Solid Snek]

MMO's are not that data heavy during normal play, sure when there's a patch the slow data speeds suck because it can take longer to download the patch data. The solution to that is to let it download and go do something else in the mean time. But Lou would need it "NOW NOW NOW". The other thing is, FFXIV is notoriously bad for having a not great ping even on faster internet because the netcode is a mess, and the NA data centers are all in one location. There are tons of guides and job rotations that take a higher ping into consideration. Sure the speeds Lou is talking about means he wouldn't be able to stream, but is that a great loss? Lou mush-mouth reading dialogue and making unfunny comments wasn't drawing in viewers unless they were there because of Gneech or Inkblitz anyways. I've watched a bit of Lou when he streams and he is an absolute charisma blackhole. But since Lou wants to not only play FFXIV and have at least 3 other devices streaming slop this internet plan that Denise is switching over to can't handle that. I've done the whole try and play an MMO on DSL while other people are using all the bandwidth streaming Netflix, it kind of sucks. But here's the thing, Lou doesn't pay for the internet, that much is obvious, and we know that the rest of the family is likely on a fixed income so going with a cheaper option is ideal for them. There is literally nothing stopping Lou from getting a job and paying for his own internet except that he's a lazy oxygen thief who thinks that others should fund his lifestyle. This is literally him pitching a fit over nothing.

Multiple devices I was thinking about (Lou alone must use as many devices simultaneously as a normal family household would), but flipping out because you can't livestream a game to three people is insanity.

... which means that IS probably the reason.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I don't really believe that anyone came to visit Lou in any capacity, sure he has been doing a ton of fedposting, but all anyone would have to do is look at the sheer volume of social media diarrhea that he pumps out and they could figure out that he's another terminally online retard and not a threat. Of course, like with much of what Lou shits out into his hugbox, it SOUNDS good to him that he had a visit from the feds, and he knows his followers won't ask any questions because of course the ebil blonald blumpf would send a kill team to take out a trans person, this is just the start of the genocide doncha know?

Feds have no need to visit fattz. They just monitor his thread here.

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I guess Deadma Passingwind is his new screen name?

 

[Jamal McGucci]

Orange Man Bad But Still Better Than Lou.

I feel there's a campaign slogan in there somewhere!



Oh man, that's fucking brilliant. He's not even trying to hide it. "I'm going to beg slightly less, because my mom got cheaper internet and the new plan physically cannot sustain my level of FFXIV playing. As I can no longer throw money at the game, I will be forced beg less money from yinz".

The the motherfucker says "sorry". Fucking apologizing because he's not going to spend your charity on an MMO.

Also: does anyone know what the difference between his plans could be? I'm not sure if Lou is doomposting because of monthly data limits or because of the downstream speed. I'd assume that even cheaper plans in PA would be more than capable of sustaining a connection to FFXIV and that Lou's new plan is simply another Burnt Pixel Affair - that he is, in fact, perfectly capable of playing FFXIV, but the plan's not Shiny Shiny, so it's Bad.

Either way is funny - if reality finally shows Lou that his actions have consequences, or else if Lou's being melodramatic, possibly even lying, and he will in fact be able to continue wasting his family's money on FF while the rest of them make sacrifices - but I'm really hoping it's the latter (Lou is mistaken), AND he's not lying, just too stupid to realize he can still play Final Fantasy, so that he genuinely quits the game.

I'm sure it's because of ping. Wireless internet is known to have bad fluctuating latency.

 

[Slowbro]

Going back to his roots, Lou begs for pizza money.



I feel like its been a long time since he's done this, but its still hilarious to me one man "needs. 40 bucks for pizza. I live in an expensive area, but if I spent 40 dollars on pizza I'd have enough food to feed me for an entire week.

He also liked and reposted his own post.