Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Post-Immigration stream in two hours, both on Youtube and at Twitch

https://twitch.tv/cdcall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJHjHr9PBNs

 

[Stuck Pooh]

I think it's up to Mikaila how long the relationship will last. Lily isn't exactly capable of letting anyone go.

Even in Lizzy's case, Lily was unhappy with their relationship, but instead of seeing that they're just not compatible and break it off on amicable terms, she instead pushed all the responsibiliy on Lizzy. Lizzy had to do better, Lizzy had to put in more effort, Lizzy needs to be more decisive. That's all Lily ever talks about in regards to Lizzy.

Other than that, Lily had never broken up with any of her girlfriends (or victims), she was always getting dumped by them.
Mikaila is just so resigned to Lily it could take her years. It's gonna get real ugly.

 

[Son Goku Baku]

I think it's up to Mikaila how long the relationship will last. Lily isn't exactly capable of letting anyone go.

Even in Lizzy's case, Lily was unhappy with their relationship, but instead of seeing that they're just not compatible and break it off on amicable terms, she instead pushed all the responsibiliy on Lizzy. Lizzy had to do better, Lizzy had to put in more effort, Lizzy needs to be more decisive. That's all Lily ever talks about in regards to Lizzy.

Other than that, Lily had never broken up with any of her girlfriends (or victims), she was always getting dumped by them.
Mikaila is just so resigned to Lily it could take her years. It's gonna get real ugly.

Liliana "broke off" with Brittany when Brittany wouldn't play WOW with her. I also remember some friend that Liliana broke off with because... they were boring, I think?

Of course, those were online relationships where all Liliana had to do to go away with them was block them and that was it. When it comes to presencial relationships, then yes, she's always the one getting dumped. But Liliana already has so little respect and shittalks Mikaila so much out in the open where everyone can hear it, that I could see it happening either way.

I don't think that Mikaila will break first. Unlike Liliana, she actually seems to like her wife. Not to mention, without Liliana, Mikaila doesn't have anything else going on her life. Just parents who take advantage of her and a hoarder house full of needles and cat corpses. I don't blame her for wanting to get away from all of that whatever way possible.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

This clip was clipped due to Lily stating it would be clipped.

Lily will never let her leave.

Mikay is a Permanent Resident.
In three years she can become a citizen if she chooses. She can then be eligible for a Canadian passport.

ETA: Lily can never have a public facing job. She blames Britt. The idiot public will believe anything said against Lily.

She supposes a local position in government couldn't hurt her, but reminds everyone she needs her name change finalized first. Thought it was already done, Lily? She has seriously considered running for City Council.

Someone is giving her a hard time in chat. About the Library porn

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

This clip was clipped due to Lily stating it would be clipped.
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Lily will never let her leave.

Mikay is a Permanent Resident.
In three years she can become a citizen if she chooses. She can then be eligible for a Canadian passport.

I love the optimism, I really do, bitch. But again, this marriage is doomed the moment you become bored with Mik, and start looking for something else. You aren't poly because of genuine affection and understanding to keep open-minded. No, this is just an excuse when you grow bored with your current toy.

ETA: Lily can never have a public facing job. She blames Britt. The idiot public will believe anything said against Lily.

Translation: "The Joon Doc is too widespread that anybody would recognize me, and could put me on the spot that I won't be able to block them like I usually do on the internet." Someone say like a bitch here.

 

[Frank Greene32]

ETA: Lily can never have a public facing job. She blames Britt. The idiot public will believe anything said against Lily.

I find it really funny how Lily thinks Brit would do a smear campaign. Like not even considering that her political opponent, if she ever actually ran, can find some way to look at reports or records without even going to the internet. Lily can lie but politicians are professional liars that can easily discredit Lily. (And that’s not even going into resources needed to have a campaign. Which if Lily is bitching about a $100 increase in rent… yeah)

Someone is giving her a hard time in chat. About the Library porn

“I was banned cause I stole” *complete silence* Lily you got to stop digging yourself deeper. If you’re gonna lie add just enough details, say you stole a book or DVD or something.

“Oh I was actually at the library yesterday.” Why? For what purpose? Also just because you went to a different library doesn’t mean you aren’t still banned from the one you printed Pokémon porn from.

 

[SatanicPanic]

Are Canadians even allowed to run for office if they have a criminal record?

 

[Frank Greene32]

Are Canadians even allowed to run for office if they have a criminal record?

It depends. On a parliament level, if you got a sentence of two or more years for a really bad offense, you can’t be in parliament or run for a seat.

On a territory/provincial level it depends. However having a record may lead your party to reconsider other candidates.

So if Lily did run for a public office she would have to get nominated by her political party (and that’s if any Canadian political party is willing to have her.) fill out paper work, get a background check.

(I got all this from a quick search)

 

[Derped223]

I'd pay to see lily squrm if her past got brought up during a speaking event.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

At 10PM Atlantic Standard Time Lily Orchard struggled to find something to be delivered to her feed her and the missus.

I'm without words. Just listen to her struggle.

They settle on poutine french fries and matzo sticks. Lily calls them 'Matza Sticks' Six for Lily, six for Mikay.

I will revise my bet of 3 years and say a year max. Jesus Wept.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

"Thirty bucks is exorbitant!"

First dinner celebrating the rest of their lives together and she's bitching about how expensive McDonalds is

Built to last

She supposes a local position in government couldn't hurt her, but reminds everyone she needs her name change finalized first. Thought it was already done, Lily? She has seriously considered running for City Council.

Oh my fucking god. 'Yeaj I COULD run for City Council, obviously, but my stalkers would ruin it for me.' Yep, because getting into local politics is super easy, barely an inconvenience, and is basically like talking about cartoons on YouTube, right? Lily's vast array if life experience would go a long way to shaping her as a public servant

 

[Son Goku Baku]

At 10PM Atlantic Standard Time Lily Orchard struggled to find something to be delivered to her feed her and the missus.

I'm without words. Just listen to her struggle.
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They settle on poutine french fries and matzo sticks. Lily calls them 'Matza Sticks' Six for Lily, six for Mikay.

I will revise my bet of 3 years and say a year max. Jesus Wept.

Liliana, this is the first official night in which you and your wife get to live together under the same roof. None of us trust you to keep this for long, you two are supposedly believing this is permanent. This is the start of the rest of your lives together... and you can't even spend on a fucking burger. No wonder rats keep visiting your apartment and you have to keep kicking them out of your way, they must feel a kinship with someone that is so cheap.

I understand that Mikaila is not working right now and nobody cares about your videos, but god dammed it, can you at least pretend like this is something worth celebrating and indulge yourselves a little? This is sad already.

Mikaila, you better pray that you never have any kind of medical emergency and have Liliana complaining the entire time about how expensive that is for her. Yes, health care in Canada is good, but there are always extra expenses that aren't covered by it. She never had one so she can only learn the hard way.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

ETA: Lily can never have a public facing job. She blames Britt. The idiot public will believe anything said against Lily.
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She supposes a local position in government couldn't hurt her, but reminds everyone she needs her name change finalized first. Thought it was already done, Lily? She has seriously considered running for City Council.

I love how Lily only believes she couldn't run for office because of all the damn, dirty trolls. Puting aside the fact that she's once again blaming others for her problems (TV Tropes has an entry for that, Lily) she has absolutely no experience in politics outside of rambling on social media. The degree she prides herself in having typically isn't used to run for political office the same way a degree in political science or law would help.

Politicians also need to win the favor of their supporters, and as we all know, Lily is absolutely terrible with people. She couldn't handle a single grumpy coworker at Tim Hortons without yelling at her, and violently threatened a customer for being rude to her at her Burger King job. Lily can't even entertain her audience and verbally abuses them for suggesting she drink some soup. We all know her subscriber count has been on a downward spiral for the past year and rather than try to fix her public image, she strays away from animation critique to talk about other things people didn't subscribe to her for. All this does is further alienate her audience, to say nothing about all the fandoms she hurls insults at like Utena and Steven Universe fans.

While she claims that Britt would run a smear campaign, it would be very easy to prove all the "lies" about her are true. Her actions have been widely documented. Everyone knows about the things she's said, the bridges she's burned, and the people she's hurt. Skeletons in the closet have been known to wreck the perception of politicians and even cost elections like what happened with Clinton in 2016.

To run for office is to dedicate yourself to the public. Socializing and respectful to others is part of the job. Lily is neither of those. The second she gets pushback, she screams and tells them to fuck off while still convincing herself that she's a good person. But nope, the only reason why she can't go into politics is because one of her "stalkers" is telling lies about her.

I'd pay to see lily squrm if her past got brought up during a speaking event.

She'd probably accuse them of being transphobic while also bringing up someone else's past.

At 10PM Atlantic Standard Time Lily Orchard struggled to find something to be delivered to her feed her and the missus.

I'm without words. Just listen to her struggle.
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They settle on poutine french fries and matzo sticks. Lily calls them 'Matza Sticks' Six for Lily, six for Mikay.

I will revise my bet of 3 years and say a year max. Jesus Wept.

It says a lot when Chris-Chan and Ivy had a more romantic dinner the first night they lived together.

"Thirty bucks is exorbitant!"

First dinner celebrating the rest of their lives together and she's bitching about how expensive McDonalds is

Built to last

Surely she loves her wife enough to take her out for a steak at least?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

"Thirty bucks is exorbitant!"

First dinner celebrating the rest of their lives together and she's bitching about how expensive McDonalds is

Built to last

“It never would’ve worked unless I tried or something.”
– Daria

For the low price of less than $30 and not being a fucking wastrel, you could buy some steak, moose, or whatever it is Canadians eat, and prepare something nice at home instead of eating literal slop, but what do I know.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Mikay's in Canada! It's a real North American Tail!

FOR THERE ARE NO NEEDLES IN CANADA, AND THE STREETS ARE LINED WITH GRE-EASE


Good luck, Mikay!

At 10PM Atlantic Standard Time Lily Orchard struggled to find something to be delivered to her feed her and the missus.

I'm without words. Just listen to her struggle.
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They settle on poutine french fries and matzo sticks. Lily calls them 'Matza Sticks' Six for Lily, six for Mikay.

I will revise my bet of 3 years and say a year max. Jesus Wept.

Beat me to it. I couldn't believe this.

I'll give something to Lily, she must have some next level charisma, or Mikay's situation really was that bad for Mikay to still have faith in her even after tripping out of the gate day one like this. She can't get Mikay a 9 USD burger. That is depressing.

Anywaaay, I made a nice little drawing to commemorate Mikaila's "Im-Mik-gration" day.
A tasteful play on American Gothic, depicting the newly united couple.

Mikay is striking her signature pose.

Spoiler: Full res

Hope you fellas like it.
This is going to be an interesting...length of time.

 

[Devil-Man]

Someone forgot to stop the YouTube stream.

 

[Suck the Cock]

"Thirty bucks is exorbitant!"

First dinner celebrating the rest of their lives together and she's bitching about how expensive McDonalds is

Built to last

Don't forget, this is thirty Canadian dollars, about $22 US. I mean, christ, for food delivery you're probably spending half of that on fees alone. At that point just make the damn burger yourself.

The clip really hammers home something that's always been kinda obvious. These two basically don't know each other at all. Married for three years and they know roughly as much about each other as the average Tinder date. The whole of their relationship has been short online chats, 90% of which were pure text, which as far as I can tell was mostly shitty tumblr RP with their OCs. Three years to build up an idealized fantasy of a perfect cutesy life without any considerations for sleeping arrangements or bathroom time or anything. Rooming with your best friend is already a huge undertaking, imagine uprooting your life and moving hundreds of miles for...this.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

Don't forget, this is thirty Canadian dollars, about $22 US. I mean, christ, for food delivery you're probably spending half of that on fees alone. At that point just make the damn burger yourself.

I was going to say just pop put and grab one, but neither of these people can drive.

Just a reminder, by the way. Mikaila just moved into a foreign country, with only her Internet wife as a stable contact, and doesn't know how to drive. She is wholly reliant on Lily. If something happens, she can't even jump in her own car and find a motel.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I was going to say just pop put and grab one, but neither of these people can drive.

Just a reminder, by the way. Mikaila just moved into a foreign country, with only her Internet wife as a stable contact, and doesn't know how to drive. She is wholly reliant on Lily. If something happens, she can't even jump in her own car and find a motel.

This was planned, and there's no doubt about it after this. This fucker is very much chose someone that couldn't just dip the moment she grew tired of their bullshit. Once again, Peet continues being a manipulative snake with little care for people.

Ren is married and, unlike Liliana, actually monogamous. I don't know why Ren sticks around (the free publicity her art gets probably has something to do), but she's off the market.

Honestly, that's something I want to throw my two cents on. Peet is no stranger to try and being a homewrecker. And I feel this jackass will try at some point to go after Ren, and cause mistrust between her and her husband/wife. If they can break apart that marrage, Ren would be open for the taking, and it would be like a lot of hentai plots, which you know Peet would love to create. Even if Ren's spouse would go after them for doing so.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Everything will be fine. It's Lily's birthday. Surely they'll go out for that. Spend some of Mikay's money. It's a special day. For her.

Happy Birthday Lily. Stay Offline.

May you have a happy day, honestly.

The discords and our beloved guests have not been idle on the fact that Lily can't take her wife out.

Day 60006 of my captivity. I have located what seems to be their Meme Chieftain.
I will attempt to bargain my way out. But the man this Mohammad...speaks in memes.
Their latest meme, colourized.

Spoiler: Meme

ETA: Lily's Birthday Gift. She's Survived Another One.

Is This the End for Essence of Thought?​

EssenceOfThought
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Our favourite monotone YouTuber survived gamergate. Survived Lily. Yet she's dead in the water.

HAHAHAHA! I Love you, Sai.