Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smack Patrick]

Nah he won't say quite that, but his head will be on a swivel to identify any women around him, and in his shrill nasal voice he will instantly unleash on them as the cause of all his problems. Any men around him will be spared the impotent rage.

He'll either:
1. Impotently scream and holler like in a perfect tribute to the gunt.
2. He'll take a break for 2 weeks, come back, not mention it at all on his show.
3. It'll break him and he'll finally have his come to Jesus moment. (Unlikely, although probably his last chance.)

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Just popped into Nick's stream and he's talking about how he prefes Nurgle (God of Filth and Decay) amongst all Warhammer Chaos Gods.

Little bit on the nose considering the state of his home and body, but at least he's honest. This was about 38-42 mins into the stream

There is a Baal Predator in Nick's future.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick once again comes close to defaming ANOTHER person:




Not sure which one this is in reply to (pretty sure it's Kino Casino as he's used similar language before about them)

 

[Vibralldo]

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Look at this guy, isn't he having fun? Isn't he gainfully employed and enjoying the streams?
He's totally not bored out of his fucking mind.

Only 4 years 11 months left

 

[Sneed Force One]

I love this Parole Officer Mandated Streaming arc because it is so obvious Nick hates every moment of it.

 

[oh no im late for school]

does anybody know this kampungdude noseguard?

 

[TenMilesWide]

lure Aaron... to the Balldo Bunker and steal [his] cum before he can ascend.

Oh dear god, it's too late. He's already eaten Aaron's goo.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick does realise that every time he baselessly accuses someone of being a pedophile, it makes *him* look worse, right? I mean not counting in the eyes of the dents who still support him, but people in general.

Well, I guess not, and hey don't let me stop him torpedoing his own reputation.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick once again comes close to defaming ANOTHER person:

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Not sure which one this is in reply to:

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I know he insinuated Legal Mindset was a pedo because he’s in Thailand.

But what’s the ‘basis’ for Meme Copium, and for that matter why did he call Kurt a pedo as well?

Is calling people pedos just his signature move? Kind of ironic considering his associations.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Nick does realise

No.

 

[McMitch]

Nick does realise that every time he baselessly accuses someone of being a pedophile, it makes *him* look worse, right? I mean not counting in the eyes of the dents who still support him, but people in general.

Well, I guess not, and hey don't let me stop him torpedoing his own reputation.

It’s especially baffling with his open association with blatant pedophiles like Melton or Vito.

 

[Yung Bach]

Wait, was Nick’s “Chaos” polycule nickname inspired by Warhammer 40k? Because oh my god, that is the most Reddit thing I’ve ever heard of.

 

[Kakkerum420]

I know he insinuated Legal Mindset was a pedo because he’s in Thailand.

But what’s the ‘basis’ for Meme Copium, and for that matter why did he call Kurt a pedo as well?

Is calling people pedos just his signature move? Kind of ironic considering his associations.

Saying anything Rekieta doesn't like turns you into a pedophile, it's an odd phenomenon.

 

[Null]

The Judge approved the request minutes ago. The Prosecutor personally walked this up to the Judge to get it done within an hour of the court opening, because the court knew that 3 women were going to the courthouse first thing in the morning to get the notes.

We're going to sue, but this is a frustrating setback.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Nick xeets that Josh has no consistency. This from the guy whose consistency amounts to being consistently late for his streams, predictably sperging at randos at all hours every day, and a consistent inability to tell the truth.

To be fair, nick is consitetnly retarded, he keeps fucking up things that could be going well for him, the moment he wakes up he seeths on twitter, he keeps calling other people pedos, he's consitant in the worst way possible.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I know he insinuated Legal Mindset was a pedo because he’s in Thailand.

But what’s the ‘basis’ for Meme Copium, and for that matter why did he call Kurt a pedo as well?

Is calling people pedos just his signature move? Kind of ironic considering his associations.

The basis is that he has holes in his brain.

 

[LemonParty]

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"My hands are NOT blue!"

Nick is right. His hand's arn't blue, they're cerulean.



Another W for Nick Rekieta!

 

[Telvanni]

Wait, was Nick’s “Chaos” polycule nickname inspired by Warhammer 40k? Because oh my god, that is the most Reddit thing I’ve ever heard of.

Well, he is loyal to Slaanesh.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

The Judge approved the request minutes ago. The Prosecutor personally walked this up to the Judge to get it done within an hour of the court opening, because the court knew that 3 women were going to the courthouse first thing in the morning to get the notes.

We're going to sue, but this is a frustrating setback.

We in the lawyer community call this faggotry "getting hometowned". Would be funny if these retarded hicks end up getting embarrassed by the Minnesota Supreme Court for this.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I know he insinuated Legal Mindset was a pedo because he’s in Thailand.

But what’s the ‘basis’ for Meme Copium, and for that matter why did he call Kurt a pedo as well?

Is calling people pedos just his signature move? Kind of ironic considering his associations.

He has a long history of insinuating or flat out saying that dating back to Maddox, early PPP, Roiloup, Toye.
Really anyone he actively dislikes gets called a pedo.
Irony of it leading up to the Monty suit.