Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[where's baldo]

damn, it must be so much worse than I imagined

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

What would compel a prosecutor to break court precedence over evidence handling? Did they stipulate in the plea agreement that the Kandiyohi County District Attorney must balldoguard the bodycam footage with their life?

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

The deeper the "it's so over," the more glorious the "we're so back" is going to be. The harder the fight, the sweeter the prize. And in any case, people seem to have actually seen the footage, so the consolation prize has already been attained.

 

[Blackstar]

No footage, I’m gonna fuck a dood bro fuck my life bro

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FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE BRO FUCK DOOD

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

The government truly is evil. Nick was right. What other entity would deny us our entertainment like this?

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Rekieta is Null sperging...what could be going on in that house?

If a defamation suit were to happen, I could imagine Nick appearing at the court while higher than a kite. Then again, nobody will believe the word of someone who's constantly fucked up up nitrous. Still, he has not and will not ever learn from his own fuck ups.

 

[Heavy Galaxy]

It's insane how literally everyone in the county is bending over backwards to protect Nick, the pedophile, drug abusing, intoxicated driving, cheating, degenerate child doser

He’s a pedophile now?

 

[MagnaP]

So what are the odds some one watching this unfold and has a copy of the footage just Citizen 4's it (Snowden's it).. Some ex cop or DA that has seen this play out before ans says "fuck it not this time!" Or some one bought off that Nick screwed over. Again "fuck it not this time!" Either money or ethics will win out.. Either way the footage is coming... Well that's my hope.

I know personally a few cops and ex cops there, maybe one would but everyone else definitely would not and certainly not the ones directly associated with the case. They are fairly outwardly professional and don't want to kill their career.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Smug Nick incoming.

This is a great turn of events, he's gonna let his guard down and do even more retard shit. Null's mad because he's after the tape, but we're playing by Rage Pig rules now:

Nick Rekieta is an easily manipulated, low IQ alcoholic felon and deadbeat father. When discussing him, please keep in mind the following.

No trolling plans. Rekieta self-destructs at least once a month. Just wait.
Archive everything! Archive directly to the site whenever possible.
Be civil. Bodycam footage is not worth getting upset over. Be polite to one another so the community can grow.
Don't backseat litigate. Ask @Useful_Mistake or E-mail @AnOminous if you have a question.

 

[SigmaBalls]

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When i realize Null owes Ralph five quadrillion pesos and one (1) mexican prostitute

 

[porkWellington]

You can either pay Ralph his $5k in one lump sum or hit his goal every day till Ralph gets what he's owed don't forget to tip him thanks

 

[Oxyjen]

An hour before MATI.. we got reverse MNPublicRecorded, kiwi sisters

 

[Tiger Jack]

The Judge approved the request minutes ago. The Prosecutor personally walked this up to the Judge to get it done within an hour of the court opening, because the court knew that 3 women were going to the courthouse first thing in the morning to get the notes.

We're going to sue, but this is a frustrating setback.

#PayRalph

 

[woodedbag]

The Judge approved the request minutes ago. The Prosecutor personally walked this up to the Judge to get it done within an hour of the court opening, because the court knew that 3 women were going to the courthouse first thing in the morning to get the notes.

We're going to sue, but this is a frustrating setback.

Ok bro tell me we are at least getting the eye witness accounts today or I'm gonna get mad at the internet for real

 

[Null]

Btw all 3 women were set to review the footage a final time today and within minutes of the order coming in they got emails telling them to fuck off

they knew they were coming and rushed this shit through

we do have notes but not what I wanted, which was 3 testimonies of both videos. I have one complete video testimony of one and two partial testimonies of the other.

I'll release it asap

 

[LemonParty]

Honestly the women were retarded for literally going the second court opened.

It's pretty normal and pragmatic. I always try to get to government buildings (DMV, County Clerks, etc) first thing in the morning to avoid waiting in line. I'm not even in a big city either.

 

[Jack Garland]

AAAAH SAVE US HARDIN

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I can't get over how much like DSP he has become.

Rekieta is the unholy fusion of multiple lolcows—a true testament to the chaotic potential of the Sonichu Medallion in action.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He’s a pedophile now?

He's calling everyone a pedophile so much now it seems like projection.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Begun, The Candy-Yoshi wars have.

First motion is to rename the county to Cookie

So we can have the Yoshi-Cookie Wars.