💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Nick takes in just under "intent to sell" amounts of blow and hangs with a bunch of open pedos while having a wealthy trustafarian background.

And the county, after the case is wrapped, is suddenly breaking the rules to trollshield their greatest embarrasment, possibly of all time?

What is happening in the shadows in Kandiyohi County?
 
MosBodacious said:
When this started, Nick was claiming he was being set up by the county. He was a persecuted victim and they had no right to search home for the drugs they found that weren't there. Now that the court case is settled and he actually is guilty, he is also accusing the state of stealing from the drugs he formerly claimed didn't exist, as he notices in his bodycam footage. THEN, the county is also helping him to protect the bodycam footage from release at the 11th hour. What the fuck is going on here?

There is more public interest and reason for this footage to be legally released than ever before.
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Uhhh duh, when Nick was going to trial Biden was president. Now that Trump's back he's home free. Heard Jared Kushner is a BIG fan of Lawsplaining the Internet.
 
Sexy Potoo said:
The "Thankyou!" Typo really just sums up what a shitshow this all is.
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The excessive "Thankyou"s are "Minnesota Nice". They rape you, lie to you, steal your money but they don't want you to think that they are bad people when they are doing it. They want you to like them. Its part of the whole "we are such good peoples" sense of moral self-satisfaction that makes Minnesota so insufferable.

All that was missing was little hearts sketched on the message.
 
Return of the Freaker said:
Nick takes in just under "intent to sell" amounts of blow and hangs with a bunch of open pedos while having a wealthy trustafarian background.

And the county, after the case is wrapped, is suddenly breaking the rules to trollshield their greatest embarrasment, possibly of all time?

What is happening in the shadows in Kandiyohi County?
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I heard a well-know lawyer, Robert Barnes, suggesting there's corruption in the county. I see now his opinion probably has some merit.
 
woodedbag said:
It would be cool if his hands fall off from nitrous and he just comes back with cheap Chinese robot hands and tries to tell everyone that normal healthy human hands suck and that he is actually 200 IQ for making his hands fall off with Galaxy gas
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This was the funniest thing I've read here in a while and I laugh at this thread daily.
800 Chupacabras said:
Has more of a Talking Heads cadence to me.
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Ahhhhhhhh
Watch Out
I might do Kayla later
Coked Babies
Lame but it gets lamer
I'm no ordinary guy
Balldo-ing The House

Hold tight
The parties never over
Hold tight
The nasty thing I'm wearing
There has got to be a way
Balldo-ing the house

Here's my bullet take it hags
Time for dumping all my loads
The exploitation you feared
Close enough to balldo guard
I really wish I could get hard
Fight limping with lying

Aaaaaah all wet
Wait maybe you're just bleeding
Blue Hands
Ah shit was I really streaming
I used to have a law degree
Balldo-ing the house

Ahhh I was once a closet gay
Cocaine is good for my health
Don't care if it's laced
YouTube is what I do for work
The babies are what I neglect
Gay twisters my game

Balldo-ing the house

My House
The footage is pretty scary
That's right
Gotta get it buried
Need to sweep up all of my receipts
Balldo-ing the house

A Balldo is just a support
you have not seen the footage yet
My balls are stuck in the rubber
Its even worse than you suspect
Gotta keep of your tv set
Fight seething with huffing

4090 Chad said:
I think the real reason crackets is seething so hard isn’t just because it’ll embarrass him, he’s beyond shame at this point. I think the real reason is because he lied to his parents about what happened/ the state of his house and when his parents see he’s a faggot liar and how bad his drug den looked when he said it wasn’t that bad, it’s going to cause him a bunch of shit with them.
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His parents won't watch it because they already know he's lying and they also live in denial. Daddy Racketts letter to the court made that clear.

If my dad found out I coked up my kids I'd like to think he'd kick the living shit out of me. In reality he wouldn't because it would hurt his already filed custody battle for the grandkids.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
How many of these officials have run opposed in the past? Apparently the Rekietas weren't funding the Sheriff last term, but what about the DA? Are judges elected in MN?
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Wentzell was appointed to fill a vacancy in 2017. He won elections in 2018 and 2024, being uncontested both times, and is up for reelection in 2030.

(2018)
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(2024)
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Maybe it's been mentioned before but I can totally imagine Nick suffering a mental breakdown like one of those characters from Ace Attorney the moment the bodycam footage drops. Heck he's acting more and more unstable as we speak

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I see a fair bit of dooming just realise this.

The process hasn't been stopped, only turned into a gruelling weeks/months long process for rackets, 2 pro bono lawyers, one of which has a personal reason to dislike nick, will be working tirelessly to reverse what seems to be a clear constitutional violation (i.e. a slam dunk), and for every day of that process, nick will have that grinding anxiety of 'any minute now' of josh getting the footage, of someone snaking him, and continued spiraling.

More content kiwisisters.
 
Null said:
The Judge approved the request minutes ago. The Prosecutor personally walked this up to the Judge to get it done within an hour of the court opening, because the court knew that 3 women were going to the courthouse first thing in the morning to get the notes.

We're going to sue, but this is a frustrating setback.
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I like how despite his whining The only corruption involved in Nick's case was the government breaking the rules to spare him the embarrassment of having the bodycam come out like it should've. Lol
 
Featured on May 30, 2025 by Null: The notes for the Rekieta Bodycam Footage are now public.

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Anyone else find it interesting that Nick of course doesn’t want the body cam footage released because of PEDOPHILES LIKE JOSH MOON, but written accounts were also blocked too? I have this weird feeling that his kids showing up in the footage isn’t the primary reason for him not wanting the footage released.
 
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