Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Claudio is all like, "You would nitpick me just because I want to rape the following animals!"
  • Cats
  • Dogs
  • Anthropomorphic turtles
  • Lions
  • Tigers
  • Bears
  • Lion/dog hybrids
Keep on winning, miho!
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Claudio looks at pictures of those characters in the 8-25 year range while he flicks his tiny little mexican jumping bean while seeing himself as those characters, how fucking comical
 
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Oh, look. It appears now you can't compare me with Boogie. When are the people that didn't believe me (@Sperg Spectating/@Johnny Gringo/Sparkletor 2.0 and @DoNotFeedTheSneed DoNot) going to kill themselves? It's just fair. And don't fucking expect me to uncensor my medical number on that file, cunts.

I fulfilled my word. My aunt grandma Alba is next. I just have to find the CD.
 

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I'm convinced now, Claudio's such a gullible nitwit you could pull a gayop on him without even needing to coordinate it in secret. In fact, you could describe the gayop you want to pull on him to his face in painstaking detail—no coded language, no double-talk, no secret meetings—and he would still fall for it. Your gay ops would go off without a hitch.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
My aunt grandma Alba
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A person's grandma is their parent's mom. A person's aunt is their parent's sibling. For Alba to be your "Aunt Grandma" it raises additional questions as to why it took you so long to realize that incest was both morally wrong and illegal.

TL;DR - Claudio's grandpa was fucking his own daughter. That's what Aunt Grandma means.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Oh, look. It appears now you can't compare me with Boogie. When are the people that didn't believe me (@Sperg Spectating/@Johnny Gringo/Sparkletor 2.0 and @DoNotFeedTheSneed DoNot) going to kill themselves? It's just fair. And don't fucking expect me to uncensor my medical number on that file, cunts.

I fulfilled my word. My aunt grandma Alba is next. I just have to find the CD.
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Translation:

General Directorate
Medical Directorate
Deputy Directorate of Pulmonary Medical Care
Sleep Medicine Service
SMS/MGTF/019/2025
Mexico City, March 18, 2025
Subject: Medical Report


To Whom It May Concern:


Through this letter, I would like to inform you of the following regarding the patient: Claudio Hernández Castañeda, with file number 188029 at this Institute:


The Sleep and Home Ventilation Medicine Service has been treating Mr. Hernández Castañeda since 2011. During the course of his care, it was concluded that the patient has a Neuromuscular Disease due to Nemaline Myopathy. This condition has affected his motor function and muscle strength. However, he has experienced significant respiratory complications since 2011, at which point he began home-based nocturnal ventilatory support.


As the disease has progressed, the patient’s respiratory condition has deteriorated, with exacerbation episodes requiring prolonged hospital stays in 2012 and 2014. This evolution necessitated a shift to tracheostomy-assisted ventilation, in which the patient maintains an open airway in the neck via a cannula that provides access to the trachea, through which he receives support from a portable mechanical ventilator. Although this condition can be managed on an outpatient basis, it presents a disadvantage due to the constant risk of infection, as the tracheostomy provides a direct path between the patient’s trachea and the external environment.


In recent years, the patient’s condition has remained stable. He receives rehabilitation care at home and continues to require Home Mechanical Ventilation through Tracheostomy, with increasing pressure levels. The need for this support has progressively grown to 12 to 14 hours per day in order to maintain stability and preserve as much autonomy as his condition allows.


It is important to note that throughout the medical care provided to Claudio Hernández Castañeda, he has shown an optimistic attitude, continuously striving to overcome his medical challenges and, in spite of them, grow and improve in every way. He has completed secondary education and has actively sought ways to pursue higher education through all available means.


Therefore, I consider it important that the patient receive support in his academic activities in a way that does not compromise his safety, given his vulnerability to respiratory infections due to his chronic tracheostomy condition.


Should you require further information regarding patient Claudio Hernández Castañeda, I remain at your disposal.


Sincerely,
Dr. Martha Guadalupe Torres Fraga
Head of the Sleep Medicine Service
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
And don't fucking expect me to uncensor my medical number on that file
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but nigga you can still copy paste it.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
And don't fucking expect me to uncensor my medical number on that file, cunts.
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188029?

Literally it was on the PDF file, you just have to copy and paste it.

Dicha condición ha comprometido su función motora y la fuerza muscular.
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Is this why you were bragging about having normal human strength? Able to pick up the 8+kg type writer?

y ha buscado la forma de obtener educación superior
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...y lo va seguir buscando
 
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