Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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Seeing Andy in this with gray hair makes me think: What do you think Andy's going to be like when he has a mid life crisis?
dude's nearly 40 and all his best years are gone.

 

[mister davenport]

Seeing Andy in this with gray hair makes me think: What do you think Andy's going to be like when he has a mid life crisis?
dude's nearly 40 and all his best years are gone.

He looks forward to getting old. The older he gets, the more it will be to change his diaper and put up with his whims because he's an old man. Hopefully he doesn't get old tho

 

[Ilabelle21]

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Did he piss himself?

 

[Dr.Notzi]

He looks forward to getting old. The older he gets, the more it will be to change his diaper and put up with his whims because he's an old man. Hopefully he doesn't get old tho

When he gets to that age, CTE will kick in from all his headbanging.

Makes you wonder if this is what Andy always wanted.

 

[Amewsed]

Did he piss himself?

Most certainly. He's probably waiting to pinch a 2nd loaf in his crinklez before asking someone to wipe his ass.

 

[pooterino]

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At 5'8" and 300 lbs (by his own admission on a 911 call), I can't help but see this fat, faking fuck as anything other than classic Goldeneye "DK head mode"

Spoiler: DK head Baby Amdy

 

[Star Classic]

At 5'8" and 300 lbs (by his own admission on a 911 call), I can't help but see this fat, faking fuck as anything other than classic Goldeneye "DK head mode"

Spoiler: DK head Baby Amdy

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"DAEEED STOP USING ODDJOB ITS NOT FAIR DAEEED. STOP YOURE CHEATIN ME! I WANNA DIE BECUASE YOU WONT STOP CHEATIN ME!"

 

[pooterino]

"DAEEED STOP USING ODDJOB ITS NOT FAIR DAEEED. STOP YOURE CHEATIN ME! I WANNA DIE BECUASE YOU WONT STOP CHEATIN ME!"

"DAYUDD, I SAID SLAPPERS ONLY! YOU BUSIN' MEEEEE! AMDY JUST WANNA DIEEEEE...."

 

[Moar Krabs]

Makes you wonder if this is what Andy always wanted.

I think he's initial endgame was to flat out murder his family and gain access to his inheritance judging by all the documented evidence of violence against he's family than when he realized he couldn't get away with it he reversed course and went the man baby route

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

He looks forward to getting old. The older he gets, the more it will be to change his diaper and put up with his whims because he's an old man. Hopefully he doesn't get old tho

I can see old Andy being bitter. like, more than he is right now. He has an excuse to shit in a diaper and people to clean him, but by then he'll have legit got health issues. Most likely from his weight, since the fucker's never been under 400 lbs in 25 years.

I imagine by then the thrill of having care givers wipe his butt will have dulled significantly and he's bored and wants to do things that don't mesh with his 'I'm a retard, I need help using a fork' grift and he'll realize how stuck he is. he can't do anything without blowing his retard act, and he will never be able to have a job or anything resembling a family. The care givers would likely be praying for a heart attack by that point and feel relieved when it takes andy out. He'll probably get cremated and sent to Joe who'll... bless his heart likely get andy a tombstone and have a small funeral for the fat bastard.

 

[mister davenport]

I can see old Andy being bitter. like, more than he is right now. He has an excuse to shit in a diaper and people to clean him, but by then he'll have legit got health issues.

I think Andy is an anomaly, he'll keep this up to last dying breath. Normal people can know when enough is enough. Andy is in his 40s. That's the age when you stop playing around, and rethink your life , the steps that have brought you where you are standing right now. The 40s are the middle life crisis era of human development and Andy couldn't care less

Andy knows deep down that he has more for him in his past than in his future. When people are having existential crises, Andy is complaining because his family is more worries about his dying mother than changing his diapers and his play pretend autism.

Most likely from his weight, since the fucker's never been under 400 lbs in 25 years.

I hope he does pass away before not taking care of him is considered elder abuse.

I imagine by then the thrill of having care givers wipe his butt will have dulled significantly and he's bored and wants to do things that don't mesh with his 'I'm a retard,

Normal people can have those thoughts, Andy is barely human, if he could, he'd have his diaper changed and his autism acknowledged until the sun explodes

I need help using a fork' grift and he'll realize how stuck he is. he can't do anything without blowing his retard act, and he will never be able to have a job or anything resembling a family.

I think we way past that part of Andy's life, he's way too far gone. I don't even think he is capable of self reflection

The care givers would likely be praying for a heart attack by that point and feel relieved when it takes andy out. He'll probably get cremated and sent to Joe who'll... bless his heart likely get andy a tombstone and have a small funeral for the fat bastard.

I don't know what the ditch family did in their past life to deserve Andy, but must have been awful. Either that or they got cursed by the prettiest wizard ever

 

[Dumcumpster]

I think he's initial endgame was to flat out murder his family and gain access to his inheritance judging by all the documented evidence of violence against he's family than when he realized he couldn't get away with it he reversed course and went the man baby route

God i wonder why of all routes he's chosen one that he's gotta know is a more difficult one. Like, he fakin, we all know and he knows so choosing this lifestyle seems like more effort then what he's gotten out of it. I understand getting hard during diaper changes(probably only when a old woman wipes him) but you could pay someone enough to do that if your down bad enough. Can you gaslight yourself into being kinda retarded? I think he's trying to make a case for it.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

I don't know what the ditch family did in their past life to deserve Andy, but must have been awful. Either that or they got cursed by the prettiest wizard ever

Nothing, it's just Janet's bad genes and health. Janet suffered an abrupted placenta when giving birth to Andy. The medical files say she was overweight and had various health problems even back then. Matetnal obesity impacts the child's development.

Ever wonder why Mike and Danielle don't have that problem? Maybe because their mother wasn't a fat pig like Jan.

I can't fathom why Tom decided to settle down with her. I mean he looked alright back then. Should've gone for a woman with better ovaries, lol.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Ever wonder why Mike and Danielle don't have that problem? Maybe because their mother wasn't a fat pig like Jan.

I can't fathom why Tom decided to settle down with her. I mean he looked alright back then. Should've gone for a woman with better ovaries, lol.

I'm convinced that your Andy on an alt. Hi Andy I say you fake

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I think Andy is an anomaly, he'll keep this up to last dying breath. Normal people can know when enough is enough. Andy is in his 40s. That's the age when you stop playing around, and rethink your life , the steps that have brought you where you are standing right now. The 40s are the middle life crisis era of human development and Andy couldn't care less

Andy knows deep down that he has more for him in his past than in his future. When people are having existential crises, Andy is complaining because his family is more worries about his dying mother than changing his diapers and his play pretend autism.

I'm inclined to agree. I mean, we've seen how Andy has shown zero empathy for anything he's done over the course of 12 years of videos, and we know he's been a psycho since age 7. We know he's not smart enough to really understand just how deep a hole he's dug for himself. Chris hasn't, even with it being spelled out in every method available to him. Andy's got no reason to change, so why would he?

 

[Moar Krabs]

Andy's got no reason to change, so why would he?

I used to think that one day he would burn through every resource available until their was nothing left but now he seems to have found a sucker group home willing to take him in. The body cam footage from Ohio was as close as we were gonna get to seeing the Poopsquatch finally defeated

 

[Dr.Notzi]

I used to think that one day he would burn through every resource available until their was nothing left but now he seems to have found a sucker group home willing to take him in. The body cam footage from Ohio was as close as we were gonna get to seeing the Poopsquatch finally defeated

On the bright side, Tom and Joe are save from And's wrath, for now.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

I used to think that one day he would burn through every resource available until their was nothing left but now he seems to have found a sucker group home willing to take him in. The body cam footage from Ohio was as close as we were gonna get to seeing the Poopsquatch finally defeated

There are homes that will house violent tards, just makes you wonder if a halfway-normal man would really want to live there just for a fetish and lack of responsibility. Other dependent-personality types might intentionally get put in prison but he's probably too timid to hang around with convicts.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I used to think that one day he would burn through every resource available until their was nothing left but now he seems to have found a sucker group home willing to take him in. The body cam footage from Ohio was as close as we were gonna get to seeing the Poopsquatch finally defeated

one would think he would eventually burn out all his resources but its becoming clear the american medical system is either completely broken, or not broken enough.

There are homes that will house violent tards, just makes you wonder if a halfway-normal man would really want to live there just for a fetish and lack of responsibility. Other dependent-personality types might intentionally get put in prison but he's probably too timid to hang around with convicts.

Yeah, we know Jonathan Ross got put in one, but he was openly violent and would actively try to hurt other people in his group home. Andy won't get that until he tries to put anti freeze in a caregiver's coffee.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

relevant song to the thread

"Sometimes I wish I was retarded / Life could be so easy
Living my life under a helmet / Get my drugs for free
Someone would wipe my ass for me / And then they would feed me
That would be my excuse / For all the dumb things that I do"