Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Jokes on you, Claudio can't count.

Don't make me count the times all of you have brought up cat rape unprompted. Two can play that game, maricas.

Sorry I'm autistic so I interpret this as you telling me that I can cure my autism if I dress up like Doomguy and kill you with a shotgun.
I wouldn't do that, just to be clear. Unless you put me in a self-defense situation.

Saying you are autistic for the 7th time? Big W, totally. I am totally not laughing at you.

At least Claudio didn't just tell us about his dog's ovulation for no reason... Oh wait.

Listen here you molested, raped faggot who is a disingenuous fuck. I explained WAY earlier that Maya was NEUTERED. You retard.

Claudio bringing this up out of nowhere (unprompted, you might say) suggests at first glance that he's somehow saw through me

FTFY.

Could it be because of his tendencies to take bait very easily?....

Naw it couldn't be that, clearly we're all just a bunch of cyberbowlingers with psychosexual disorders out to get poor innocent Claudio

The more you guys do this line of thinking, the LESS I regret ever wishing you got (painfully) murdered by someone.

We are doing the exact same to you

Not in person. That's the kicker.

The exact same could be said for you.

You are either a leftoid cunt or a centrist cuck. Self awareness is not your fortee

Nobody here gives a shit as to what videogames you play or not.

Didn't read the OP award

We're not here to talk about vidya with you. We're here to point and laugh at the diseased, mixed meat, pedophilic zoophile/zoophilic pedophile, tube-breathing ogre that is YOU, the main topic of this thread, Claudio Hernández Castañeda.

You said a bunch of shit that is not only false, but also communicated this amount of things: 0.

Just because I like many anthropomorphic characters, I'm not a zoophile (or a furry). If you don't like it, you can turn the PC off.

It's VERY easy. Just hold down the power button and it will instantly shut down.

You are onto something. Tommy's eye eaten by flies, Claudio's throat eaten by his own dead end genetics. Both rape animals. Both cannot stop themselves from sperging too close to the sun. At least Tommy isn't mexican but he does pretend to be a troon so that evens out.

The more you lie about rape (in regards of me), the less I feel sorry for ever hoping, in my head, that you got brutally manhandled.

At least Tommy isn't mexican but he does pretend to be a troon so that evens out.

You forgot to mention he is a first generation Jew in his genetics, faggot.



Do I need to bring what the Talmud says about child sexual abuse yet? You may have heard about the 9 year old boy shit, but you have not read the full chapter, it makes it 6,000,000% times worse.

I did not vote for the Masonic, secular, retard jew Sheinbaum btw. I made sure to vote to the one I knew would lose, securing my vote from not being stolen and used for Claudia Sheinbaum.

 

[Xev]

I did my own research:

 

[Tablet County]

Saying you are autistic for the 7th time? Big W, totally.

Acktchually it's the 8th time

I am totally not laughing at you.

I know you mean this to be sarcastic but I actually do believe you.

"Claudio bringing this up out of nowhere (unprompted, you might say) suggests at first glance that he's somehow saw through me"

Blud thinks I'm tryna intimidate him. Genuine schizophrenia.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I'm convinced now, Claudio's such a gullible nitwit you could pull a gayop on him without even needing to coordinate it in secret. In fact, you could describe the gayop you want to pull on him to his face in painstaking detail—no coded language, no double-talk, no secret meetings—and he would still fall for it. Your gay ops would go off without a hitch.

You literally have autism. Your IQ is either below average (big chance) or super intellectual in its level (Very low chance).

Correct me if I'm wrong, but nigga you can still copy paste it.
View attachment 7431327

Literally it was on the PDF file, you just have to copy and paste it.

Keep in mind that this is surely going to make you look good if you leak the full thing. It won't, but please make me a martyr. Please fucking do it, discredit yourself even more

Is this why you were bragging about having normal human strength? Able to pick up the 8+kg type writer?

First it was 8lbs and now it's straight up 8kg? Make up your mind, hijo de puta.

No. He literally just sent this over for no reason lmao.

Stop fucking lying, lolicon. Your teammates have kept implying I am fucking lying, kill yourself NOW.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Listen here you molested, raped faggot who is a disingenuous fuck. I explained WAY earlier that Maya was NEUTERED. You retard.

Oh. My bad. I forgot your dog's reproductive system is a totally normal topic of discussion. People who aren't zoophiles constantly talk about their dog's ovulation. I apologize, winner.

 

[NuIItley]

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You said a bunch of shit that is not only false, but also communicated this amount of things: 0.

Just because I like many anthropomorphic characters, I'm not a zoophile (or a furry). If you don't like it, you can turn the PC off.

It's VERY easy. Just hold down the power button and it will instantly shut down.

please just kys i dont feel like writing out an essay in response to this

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

The more you guys do this line of thinking, the LESS I regret ever wishing you got (painfully) murdered by someone.

i'll kick your fat ass, faggot

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Stop fucking lying, lolicon. Your teammates have kept implying I am fucking lying, kill yourself NOW.

I don't think anyone thought you were lying about your neck tube, in fact that's the only thing we can tell isn't just another pathological lie from you, it's right there in your throat.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Now post the medical records where the doctor says you are retarded.

 

[Tablet County]

You literally have autism. Your IQ is either below average (big chance) or super intellectual in its level (Very low chance).

Well you have two options: I'm either a dribbling, low-IQ imbecile in which case you've been forced into multiple emotional breakdowns by a literal retard, or I'm a genius and you're trying to step to a literal God of Banter with your low-IQ, auraless, gay Meximelt with gallstones and AIDS-tier repartee.
Given that I've bantered circles around you and I now occupy significant real-estate in your cranium, I can only say sorry that I was born perfect.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Acktchually it's the 8th time

You are such a winner. Big flex. Much wow.

I know you mean this to be sarcastic but I actually do believe you

I am internally laughing at you and hoping you die from the usual ways autists end up dying—



>SUICIDE BEFORE THE AGE OF FUCKING 40

Only God knows how fucking hyped up I am about @Tablet County 's inevitable suicide.

Wait, lemme check something.





HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I don't pity you @Tablet County, kill yourself so you go straight to Hell for the murder of oneself. Please fucking do it. Do me that favor, and I'll forever be grateful that I had my revenge

 

[NuIItley]

Stop fucking lying, lolicon. Your teammates have kept implying I am fucking lying

Every single time I start thinking to myself "surely Claudio cannot get more hypocritical than this! There has to be a limit to one's self-absorbed hubris!", you somehow subconsciously read my mind and write out a post that is, again, SOMEHOW, more hypocritical than your last. I think we finally found a thing you're good at.

 

[Tablet County]

revenge

You have a fucking blood vendetta against some guy on the internet who made fun of you.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Please fucking do it. Do me that favor, and I'll forever be grateful that I had my revenge

You will find no peace in this world, perhaps the next might have joy for you, but this earth we yet live in will have no respite for you.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I am internally laughing at you and hoping you die from the usual ways autists end up dying

It appears our superiority has caused some controversy.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Why are mexicans like this ? is it the inbreeding ? The drugs ?

 

[Figger Nucker]

As an expert on winning (also called "dubs" or "Ws") and having received my Masters in Dubs at the South Harmon Institute of Technology, I can say, unequivocally, that posting your medical records and failing to censor them is not a dub. After reading your OP, I have come to the conclusion that perhaps you are a massive faggot and a loser.
Thank you for allowing me to testify today.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just curious, if life expectancy for autists is averaged at 58, what's the life expectancy for people with a degenerative wasting disease where they need to be hooked up to a breathe machine?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

My aunt grandma

Aunt Grandma?? What kind of fucked up inbred shit is going on here? That might help explain such a rare genetic neuromuscular condition.

 

[NuIItley]

Aunt Grandma?? What kind of fucked up inbred shit is going on here? That might help explain such a rare genetic neuromuscular condition.

Claudio is well-known for his chronic ESLism, this is him probably using the literal translation of the word(s) "Tia Abuela", which, IIRC, means "great aunt". Not "aunt grandma".