Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[NuIItley]

You do know the whole Alabama jokes, right?

2024 Code of Alabama​

Title 13A - Criminal Code.​

Chapter 13 - Offenses Against the Family.​

Section 13A-13-3 - Incest.​

(a) A person commits incest if he or she marries or engages in sexual intercourse with a person he or she knows to be, either legitimately or illegitimately, any of the following:
(1) His or her ancestor or descendant by blood or adoption.
(2) His or her brother or sister of the whole or half-blood or by adoption.
(3) His or her stepchild or stepparent, while the marriage creating the relationship exists.
(4) His or her aunt, uncle, nephew or niece of the whole or half-blood.
(b)(1) Incest is a Class C Felony.
(2) Where the victim is under 17 years of age on the date of the offense, incest is a Class A felony.

(Acts 1977, No. 607, p. 812, §7010; Act 2023-464, §1.)

And what's the punishment for a Class C Felony, you (Claudio) may ask?

(jurisdiction for the State of Alabama, it differs between states)

(https://law.justia.com/codes/alabama/title-13a/chapter-13/section-13a-13-3/)
(https://www.findlaw.com/state/alabama-law/alabama-felony-sentencing.html)

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Aunt Grandma?? What kind of fucked up inbred shit is going on here? That might help explain such a rare genetic neuromuscular condition.

You can't be this retarded. You seriously fucking can't. It's very demoralizing knowing that most of the world is this braindead. People like you just love souring my day.

Wanting to get fucked in the ass by Bowser does not make you half of a faggot, it makes you one of the biggest GIGA CHAD there is.

FTFY.

You deign speak for the almighty.
No power you have to determine what is the will of God, yet you claim his authority?

Nah, God has been very clear of what he will be forced to do if the entirety of humanity doesn't change course. He WILL win, with most of any possible descendsnts from your bloodlines dead, oops.

That does seem to match what is currently known regarding the hereditary nature of nemaline myopathy:

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link.springer.com

Journal of Neurology​

"...These cases together with those already published suggest that the frequency of consanguineous marriages in parents of children with nemaline myopathy is increased..."[/URL]

Yeah, let's fucking ignore that I said it came from my father.

I fucking said Aunt Grandma BECAUSE SHE WAS AT LEAST THE 3RD BRANCH MOTHER OF ONE OF MY UNCLES, YOU RETARD.

The correct term might be great Aunt Grandma because she was still fucking alive when I saw her, being 100+ and all that. Use your fucking brain for once.

Do you truly expect me to know how to describe a Grandma that is 100+ years old in present tense? Then again, you fucking faggots keep implying my uncle and his children do not exist, because "Alba does not exist", according to you.

I made a mistake, fucking give me a break. (You won't).

This is starting to fucking annoy me, now you are calling me a fucking inbred, when I'm not. It's starting to fucking IRRITATE ME.

 

[Tablet County]

It's starting to fucking IRRITATE ME.

Bueno.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

This is starting to fucking annoy me, now you are calling me a fucking inbred, when I'm not. It's starting to fucking IRRITATE ME.

He's fuming, the inbred greaseball is fuming.

 

[Tablet County]

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He's fuming, the inbred greaseball is fuming.

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

 

[NuIItley]

It's starting to fucking IRRITATE ME.

Watch out guys, he's charging up a super win!

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Nah, God has been very clear of what he will be forced to do if the entirety of humanity doesn't change course.

Yes, He flooded the Earth once and, one can argue that he sent Hernan Cortez to Mexico to liberate the rest of Mesoamerica from being tribute fodder to the Aztecs and their gods, but I suppose you prefer the interpretation that he's Quetzalcoatl reborn or whatever that myth was.

He WILL win, with most of any possible descendsnts from your bloodlines dead, oops.

Keep this up for three days and maybe you too can achieve as much WINNING as Jesus.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Nah, God has been very clear of what he will be forced to do if the entirety of humanity doesn't change course. He WILL win, with most of any possible descendsnts from your bloodlines dead, oops.

You know the fate of the table of nations now do you?
There are greater punishments than death, yours is a life to suffer, a tartarus, bleak and unending.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Do you want me to bring receipts, fucking pedophile? Do you want the receipts?

Do it Claudio. Pull another epic win out of the hat.

Kill yourself instead. My hands remaining blood free AND knowing you went to Hell will surely bring me joy.

That’s not very Christian of you Claudio. You’re probably going to Hell for the way you’re talking. Jesus says “turn the other cheek and love your enemy. Also don’t rape cats”

You are either a retarded twink who could pass as a faggot like me (technically I'm half faggot, but still),

”half faggot like me”

Do you truly expect me to know how to describe a Grandma that is 100+ years old in present tense?

How about just “grandma” you inbred cat rapist.

This is starting to fucking annoy me, now you are calling me a fucking inbred, when I'm not. It's starting to fucking IRRITATE ME.

Cry about it you fat, inbred, cat raping retard.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

This guy legit thinks he's cool for doing ERPs with niggas pretending to be Freddy Fazbear, Roadhog, and Bowser + his children.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Being a brown furry that takes it up the ass, does underage sex RP publicly on twitter, lurks in Roblox, sends his welfare money to worthless tranny chaser streamers, goes to gay brothels and defends paganism while LARPing as a tradcath -> Heckin based!

People that call him a nigger faggot pedo hypocrital retard -> Flippin commies!

Called it. I will never be a lefty, retard. Keep coping. I never defended paganism, try again faggot.

As a fellow Dragonball fan

@Sperg Spectating LITERALLY fucking showed I said I am not a fan of DBZ in a screenshot, newfag.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or how much weight you lost. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protec

Not beating the aspergers allegations by using that copypasta.

Well, I have to say that I'm sorry again Claus. I hate to disappoint a good friend, but unfortunately I'm gonna have to decline on that suicide there. See, unlike you I actually have things to live for. You know; prospects, relationships, family, my passions, a future, that sort of thing. I know that must sound outlandish to a mentally ill genetic dead-end living in bumfuck nowhere like yourself.
Again, I'm so sorry that I was born perfect and have everything you could ever want while you were born an auraless, gay, bitchmade Meximelt eunuch with gallstones and AIDS, who lives in constant fear of receiving mockery from some autist on the Internet.
I'm not gonna ask or beg you to kill yourself, Claudio. Not just because I'm—as we've already established—better than you in every conceivable way, but also because I don't have to.
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Stay winning, hermanito.

You said a lot of things just to lie, how pathetic. If your life is perfect you wouldn't be here for years.

i came to this thread from the Community Spotlights and commented on mexicans being consanguinous retards without reading his OP, and am now learning that yes, indeed, this particular mexican cripple is the end result of his great grandfather fucking his daughter.

Truly, mexicans are a special kind of subhumans.

I never fucking said that, fag.

You know the fate of the table of nations now do you?
There are greater punishments than death, mine is a life to suffer, a tartarus, bleak and unending.

FTFY.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This is starting to fucking annoy me, now you are calling me a fucking inbred, when I'm not. It's starting to fucking IRRITATE ME.

"¡Calm down, miho! ¡Señor Doctor said irritation is no bueno for your tube! ¡You are a very weak niño!"

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Called it. I will never be a lefty, retard. Keep coping. I never defended paganism, try again faggot.

Are you seriously larping as a Christian now? You, the fag that wants to be fucked in the ass by Bowser and raped a cat to death?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

How about just “grandma” you inbred cat rapist.

What kind of grandma Is 112 years old and still considered a "grandma", fag?

That’s not very Christian—ACK!

Said the atheist who will kill himself before age 40.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Claudio could never feel such mirth

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

My goodness, this meltdown is going stronger. The winning will never stop for him.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

This guy legit thinks he's cool for doing ERPs with niggas pretending to be Freddy Fazbear, Roadhog, and Bowser + his children.

You: I hate faggots!

Also you: *Reads years old Gay ERP for no reason*.

Choose one.

 

[Tablet County]

You said a lot of things just to lie, how pathetic. If your life is perfect you wouldn't be here for years.

Actually the Kiwi Farms is part of cultivating a good life. You just haven't integrated properly because you're an auraless, gay, bitchmade Meximelt eunuch with gallstones and AIDS afraid of some autist on the Internet.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

I never defended paganism, try again faggot.

That's your only objection, pedo?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What kind of grandma Is 112 years old and still considered a "grandma", fag?

She's not 112 years old. She's dead.