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Mirror Knight isn't even that difficult in Dark Souls 2. The most annoying thing about him is that, depending on what weapon you're using, your weapon can sometimes hit his shield even when it's down. He's far more difficult in New Game Plus where he can summon another player to help him.
 
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From the shit people say on this thread everyone here must have a perfect BMI, nary an ounce of unwanted body fat and the cleanest houses on the planet, since everyone's constantly mentioning how THEY stuff their faces with vegetables and could never live in a mess.

Come on, guys. It's getting a bit cringe.

Yes, Phil is a fat stupid fuck who thinks sun chips are healthy and if something is 34% veggie juice it's basically the same thing as eating raw vegetables. His office is a dusty fire hazard. But we don't need to talk about the ways in which we're better than Phil because we snack on lettuce leaves. That's power levelling, and it's against the rules.
Talking about the many ways in which Phil fails is autistic and perfectly acceptable, we all do it. Talking about why and how you're healthier/cleaner/better with money than Phil is not.

Feel free to neg rate but someone had to say it.
 
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For The Internet said:
From the shit people say on this thread everyone here must have a perfect BMI, nary an ounce of unwanted body fat and the cleanest houses on the planet, since everyone's constantly mentioning how THEY stuff their faces with vegetables and could never live in a mess.

Come on, guys. It's getting a bit cringe.

Yes, Phil is a fat stupid fuck who thinks sun chips are healthy and if something is 34% veggie juice it's basically the same thing as eating raw vegetables. His office is a dusty fire hazard. But we don't need to talk about the ways in which we're better than Phil because we snack on lettuce leaves. That's power levelling, and it's against the rules.
Talking about the many ways in which Phil fails is autistic and perfectly acceptable, we all do it. Talking about why and how you're healthier/cleaner/better with money than Phil is not.

Feel free to neg rate but someone had to say it.
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Hi BSV.
 
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For The Internet said:
From the shit people say on this thread everyone here must have a perfect BMI, nary an ounce of unwanted body fat and the cleanest houses on the planet, since everyone's constantly mentioning how THEY stuff their faces with vegetables and could never live in a mess.

Come on, guys. It's getting a bit cringe.

Yes, Phil is a fat stupid fuck who thinks sun chips are healthy and if something is 34% veggie juice it's basically the same thing as eating raw vegetables. His office is a dusty fire hazard. But we don't need to talk about the ways in which we're better than Phil because we snack on lettuce leaves. That's power levelling, and it's against the rules.
Talking about the many ways in which Phil fails is autistic and perfectly acceptable, we all do it. Talking about why and how you're healthier/cleaner/better with money than Phil is not.

Feel free to neg rate but someone had to say it.
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Nobody (or at least not many people) are saying shit about what they do. You could probably cherry pick one or two examples if you really wanted to go through all the posts here, but for the most part it's just "Phil is gross for doing X" or "Phil is a dumbass for thinking Y". I'm sure it's safe to say not everyone here is the cleanest/the healthiest eater. But we're not exceptional enough to broadcast that to the rest of the world like Phil does.
 
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For The Internet said:
From the shit people say on this thread everyone here must have a perfect BMI, nary an ounce of unwanted body fat and the cleanest houses on the planet, since everyone's constantly mentioning how THEY stuff their faces with vegetables and could never live in a mess.

Come on, guys. It's getting a bit cringe.

Yes, Phil is a fat stupid fuck who thinks sun chips are healthy and if something is 34% veggie juice it's basically the same thing as eating raw vegetables. His office is a dusty fire hazard. But we don't need to talk about the ways in which we're better than Phil because we snack on lettuce leaves. That's power levelling, and it's against the rules.
Talking about the many ways in which Phil fails is autistic and perfectly acceptable, we all do it. Talking about why and how you're healthier/cleaner/better with money than Phil is not.

Feel free to neg rate but someone had to say it.
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People make fun of those aspects of Phil because they're intrinsically tied to his ego. He sucks with money because he doesn't listen to other people's advice and assumes he knows better despite his history proving otherwise. His health sucks because he refuses to go to the doctor and thinks using a whole shelf worth of over-the-counter remedies is good enough. We make fun of him for not being clean because he doesn't seem to think he should have to shower before being on cam when his job is to be on cam. If Phil was a poor fat guy who was genuinely like "I am where I am because of me and how I treated people" and admitted responsibility then he wouldn't be much of a lolcow. He'd be another broke overweight person and there's nothing inherently lulzy about that.
 
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Phil got called out for skipping fights on his Forums. Phil's excuse?
http://archive.is/mTBfX#selection-1223.0-1243.16
  • His hands hurt,
  • Its the last DLC for the game
  • I just want to finish it
  • The game is hard since he isn't over leveled
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  • "NIOH had better controls"
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Phil had to also, explain how he gets his money again on the forums.
http://archive.is/3OXY7#selection-1401.0-1401.4
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The "Important" part is his begging paragraph. The rest is just him crying about losing money.

What I was trying to say in the video is, I'm most definitely not going to be able to pay my bills in April without help. My parents are giving me a birthday present, so that helsp. And Patreon money processes EVERY MONTH, so anything that's pledged now WOULD make it to me in time. In addition, tips on Twitch go DIRECTLY to me RIGHT NOW, and don't have that 2-month wait. So that's why I mentioned that if you want to help, either tipping me on Twitch OR pledging to my March patreon would both help me immensely.
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I think Phil is just collecting money to take his trip to California this year.
 
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I understand if he said "I just played Nioh, so my muscle memory is all fucked up", since that's a common thing. Or maybe that is what he's trying to say, but he just sucks at phrasing it.
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Anyone else I'd say sure, they mean muscle memory but this is fucking Phil. It's like saying 'Oh, I can't possibly go back to playing Resident Evil 5 now I've played Resident Evil 7, the controls are terrible'. I mean, sure, you need to adjust when you skip in between games but you get used to it and keep going. He's played way too much Souls to be bitching about this.
 
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Not sure if this is late or not, but is DSP seriously expecting people to pay $25 for a shitty ball cap
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You got to be kidding me. I just checked, and you can go on MLBshop.com and buy a hat with any team's logo on it for 21.99. I'll just use this Cubs hat for example because they won the World Series last year and this is probably one of their biggest sellers this year.

http://www.mlbshop.com/catalog/product/Mens_Chicago_Cubs_47_Brand_Royal_Clean_Up_Adjustable_Hat

This isn't even the cheapest hat either. I found a couple of hats for 18.99. It's truly mind blowing that Phil is bleeding his fans dry more than Major League Baseball. P.T. Barnum would be in awe of this guy.

Also, I don't want to give Phil financial advice, but if he changed he hat to read "WOW DOOOOODE," he'd probably sell more. He also needs a "kwality kahntent" shirt. Just get as meme-y as possible. His fans would eat this stuff up.
 
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If we're shittalking Phil and his excuses, I'd like to bring up how he sprays everywhere but an enemy and then bitches about how they take so much ammo to put down. Either that or when a boss douches him and he shrieks it's an instant death when it's mainly a result of him having low health and him not trying to dodge. He also seems to get mad that some bosses have stages or desperation moves.
 
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If we're shittalking Phil and his excuses, I'd like to bring up how he sprays everywhere but an enemy and then bitches about how they take so much ammo to put down. Either that or when a boss douches him and he shrieks it's an instant death when it's mainly a result of him having low health and him not trying to dodge. He also seems to get mad that some bosses have stages or desperation moves.
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Phill is also a pussy when he plays video games.If there's enemies that look tough or if some part looks slightly challenging,he will pussy out,skip shit and complain.Big exemple is his Dark Souls playtrought.And when he cant breeze throught the game,it's automatically shit.
 
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For The Internet said:
From the shit people say on this thread everyone here must have a perfect BMI, nary an ounce of unwanted body fat and the cleanest houses on the planet, since everyone's constantly mentioning how THEY stuff their faces with vegetables and could never live in a mess.

Come on, guys. It's getting a bit cringe.

Yes, Phil is a fat stupid fuck who thinks sun chips are healthy and if something is 34% veggie juice it's basically the same thing as eating raw vegetables. His office is a dusty fire hazard. But we don't need to talk about the ways in which we're better than Phil because we snack on lettuce leaves. That's power levelling, and it's against the rules.
Talking about the many ways in which Phil fails is autistic and perfectly acceptable, we all do it. Talking about why and how you're healthier/cleaner/better with money than Phil is not.

Feel free to neg rate but someone had to say it.
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It's like you never watched any of his videos.

"I'm loving it! Only the shitty may apply!" (before getting double perfected in SFIV)
"All this guy did was mashi bullshit and he hit me because it was online" (before getting destroyed in MK)
"This GTA game is really bad, it really is!" (before failing 9 times in a piss easy GTA mission)
"I can get good at games if I want to!" (before spending YEARS sucking at EVERY SINGLE GAME he played)
"I'm eating fresh and healthy!" (before stuffing his gouty face with "healthy" chips and energy drinks)
"I don't have money to pay mah bills" (before going into a luxury "staycation" that cost him thousands of dollars)
"I have no time to do <thing>" (before spending 4 hours/day playing vydia gaems as "work")

Phil has such a high opinion on himself, while doing nothing of value whatsoever, it's almost as he does it on purpose just to piss people off.
 
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