DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[RIP_SANITY]

Phil felt the need to reply to comments today on that vlog.

And the best for last, Phil blames Youtube ever more for him having to change his shitty video style.

LOL, he didn't realize who chaff was. He just talked to a "mentally ill sociopath".

Also on the Persona 3 playthrough comment: both the user and DSP are wrong. They seemingly forgot there was an expansion left to cover (The Answer) Also confirms my suspicions that if DSP had actually finished the main campaign, he wouldn't have played the expansion at all (despite his viewers paying him to play the entire thing)

 

[A Witty Name]

When Phil replies to youtube comments, that's when you know that Phil has been hitting the gin again.

 

[DuckSucker]

This dude is like, the only dude where everything he says is a chatlog leak. Like, other motherfuckers might have a chatlog a month or a year, this motherfuckers got one a week. I mean I dunno what I intend to bring up with this it just dawned on me how bad off he is.

Motherfuckers so lame, he cant even put on Neutrogena without it being afraid to associate with him.

 

[popoto-chan]

Not sure if this is late or not, but is DSP seriously expecting people to pay $25 for a shitty ball cap

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

This dude is like, the only dude where everything he says is a chatlog leak. Like, other motherfuckers might have a chatlog a month or a year, this motherfuckers got one a weekl. I mean I dunno what I intend to bring up with this it just dawned on me how bad off he is.

Motherfuckers so lame, he cant even put on Neutrogena without it being afraid to associate with him.

Who are you to doubt the "Edward Snowden of the fighting game community"?

 

[FatNero]

When is the SNORT! shirt dropping?

Edit: I didn't feel like waiting.

https://teespring.com/darksnortphil#pid=2&cid=2122&sid=front

 

[badluckfistfuck]

Not sure if this is late or not, but is DSP seriously expecting people to pay $25 for a shitty ball cap

The only thing more embarrassing than a MAGA hat.

 

[Zarkov]

And the best for last, Phil blames Youtube ever more for him having to change his shitty video style.

Lololol "only the top youtubers can get any kind of attention."

There are 13 years old doing let's plays with shitty commentaries and piss-poor quality that get more views than Dip Shit Phil.

Besides, Phil is getting plenty of attention. Just not the kind he wants.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

He is fucking delusional at this point. "Everything you hear about Machinima now is negative, I think it was the right time for me to leave". Yeah, right.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

He really expects us to forget the entire "Machinima is batting for me" and "Machinima is helping me fix the problem with my ad revenue" stuff. Nice try, Gout Boi.

 

[Dragoonism]

Not sure if this is late or not, but is DSP seriously expecting people to pay $25 for a shitty ball cap

If im going to buy a merchandise that a LPer puts out, i want in the first place it to associate to that LPer, this could come from anywhere, wow dude is a fairly common phrase and not specifically associated with Phil.

 

[thismanlies]

When is the SNORT! shirt dropping?

Edit: I didn't feel like waiting.

https://teespring.com/darksnortphil#pid=2&cid=2122&sid=front

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I love how it's half the price of his merchandise.

 

[FatNero]

I love how it's half the price of his merchandise.

It's as low as they'd let me put it, he's inflating the prices like mad.

 

[Shizuka]

Mic died during stream, now stream is offline

/edit: back, says it's a software issue. Might be underleveled for the DLC. Takes a 5 minute piss break

 

[Keystone]

Mic died during stream, now stream is offline

/edit: back, says it's a software issue. Might be underleveled for the DLC. Takes a 5 minute piss break

Spoiler: "Piss break"

 

[grump]

All that dust must be gumming up his exceptional brain more than usual. He did reveal the terms of agreement with Machinima when he talked about his CPM and how much they paid him. This fucktard can't keep his lies straight.

His 'reasoning' why revealing CPM doesn't break his agreement with Machinima reminds me of his 'logic' why winking and nodding and urging his viewers to 'participate' didn't break Adsense terms because he didn't explicitly shout on screen 'lol click on the ads'. Remember folks, its NEVER phil's fault, and if it is its begrudgingly after walls of denial and insults when backed into the corner usually long after the fact and trying to skirt responsibility for something else or claim that he's changed and is now beyond reproach.

 

[Lord of Cinder]

I forget where exactly, either one of his pre-streams I caught a month or so ago or one of his VLAHGS, but he said a MGS redemption run was a possibility. I'd expect to see one sometime this year. I imagine he would rather do the Dark Souls 2 redemption run because he legitimately hates FUCKING KOJIMA and his games. Of course that won't stop him from trying to profit from them though. I remember watching some other relatively popular (more so than DSP) streamer playing through the MGS games on Twitch at the end of last year and he wasn't pulling in great numbers tbh. Twitch userbase has a hard-on for the Souls series in general so that's probably why it actually has priority for him.

Well, didn't Phill cheese 98 percent of Dark Souls 2 with lightning? Since it's completely nerfed in Scholar of the First Sin, it'll be painful for him and entertaining to watch.

While MGS1 would be the same old same old.

 

[A Ghost]

Well, didn't Phill cheese 98 percent of Dark Souls 2 with lightning? Since it's completely nerfed in Scholar of the First Sin, it'll be painful for him and entertaining to watch.

he bitched about it in (im assuming) his playthough of the dark souls 2 dlc

 

[Count groudon]

Well, didn't Phill cheese 98 percent of Dark Souls 2 with lightning? Since it's completely nerfed in Scholar of the First Sin, it'll be painful for him and entertaining to watch.

While MGS1 would be the same old same old.

He cheesed his way through a very large portion of the game hiding in a corner using lighting spear over and over until the boss died all while making increasingly arrogant comments about what a great player he was. Then the looking glass knight ( a boss immune to lightning damage) happened. Phil got robbed of his easy winning strategy and had to rely on his own skill for the fight, which went exceedingly poorly. It got to the point where Phil was so frustrated he ended up getting his shit kicked in by the enemies leading to the boss room because he couldn't focus and his already minimal skills diminished even more. It's one of my absolute favorite DSP fuckups ever, it's just so lulzy it always gets a laugh out of me no matter how much I watch it.

 

[Milktheturtle]

He cheesed his way through a very large portion of the game hiding in a corner using lighting spear over and over until the boss died all while making increasingly arrogant comments about what a great player he was. Then the looking glass knight ( a boss immune to lightning damage) happened. Phil got robbed of his easy winning strategy and had to rely on his own skill for the fight, which went exceedingly poorly. It got to the point where Phil was so frustrated he ended up getting his shit kicked in by the enemies leading to the boss room because he couldn't focus and his already minimal skills diminished even more. It's one of my absolute favorite DSP fuckups ever, it's just so lulzy it always gets a laugh out of me no matter how much I watch it.

If I remember well he ended up summoning another player against that boss because he was garbage.Dark Souls is one of the franchise Phil is the worst at.