Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Delany's Donkey]

He may actually genuinely be anorexic. At minimum he has some kind of body dysmorphia.

The consolation to him being a wife and kid beater would be at least he's such a skeletal freak that there's no way there's any real force behind the blows

 

[Vibralldo]

He may actually genuinely be anorexic. At minimum he has some kind of body dysmorphia.

He's definitely anorexic

He constantly shows off how skinny he is using shirts like tank tops, uses fat as one of his main insults, starves his kids, starves himself, genuinely thinks that looking like a starving african child is sexy and healthy, and he has passed this onto his kids based on stories he's told of them calling each other fat

 

[Oxyjen]

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This could break open like the Murdaugh murders in 2021. Granted, its not murder, but a judicial corruption is a juicy story. I would be very nervous about taking any part in destroying or hiding evidence.

The rule of law seems pretty thin in the US these days and that’s a top down policy. If Watergate happened today those tapes would be in the incinerator on day one.

I kinda think the only chance we’ve got is a cop being outraged about the situation and leaking it.

 

[Strix454]

He may actually genuinely be anorexic. At minimum he has some kind of body dysmorphia.

Part of it seems to be Nick idealizing his very thin pre-adult body from college and his particular weight at that time.

But there is some serious dysmorphia going on in him around convincing himself that its somehow a good look for him. And he does seem to legit believe that his skinny-skelly no muscles body is good looking. Its similar to his thinking that making women allegedly bleed during sex is a sign of his sexual power.

Part of it is probably him being middle-aged and trying to deny it through looking like he did when he was in college.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

The question appears to be whether White's having initially cited the recordings constitutes "presenting" the evidence for purposes of the statute that says evidence presented is public.

Not only citing them but also filing the actual video data files as exhibits along with the motion.

 

[Fox Girl Enjoyer]

Children also tell tall tales when they’re hungry for the attention of a neglectful parent. They’re all old enough to learn that if they tell stories about certain people, daddy will pay attention to them for a little while.

What sucks about all of this are the kids. You don't have a mom or dad around because they are having weird people in their room or are high all the time. You are basically raised by a nanny (or were). And it doesn't seem like the grandparents were any better. Like you basically have no one to turn to and the county doesn't seem to give a shit. I know they have one older son but I feel especially for the younger ones. And I won't lie that I worry that the "favorite" may have been sexually abused. Positive for drugs. Night terrors. Supposedly wetting the bed well after its normal. Its completely fucked and I hope I'm my schizo theory is wrong.

 

[Not Who You Think]

 

[PhoBingas]

I have a theory that what Nick said about what his daughter said about the Nanny might not be untrue, in the sense that the daughter might have said it since her small mind was trying to rationalise her father's degenerate behaviour and somehow blame the nanny. Nick of course immediately would proceed to blast the nanny in public to make himself feel better. All his other degeneracy is actually irrelevant, but the damage he has done to those kids ins unforgivable.

I doubt it. Nick is probably coaching his kids on what to say under the threat he'll kill whatever remaining pets they have left. Zoosadist Nick is only violent if his target is a small animal that can't defend itself.

 

[WEEKEND]

So it's clear the whole Rekieta klan are garbage people. Nick being a bad apple that married a useless whore is one thing but for his parents to be the same sort of worthless amoral he and Kayla are is beyond a joke. Celeste and her stupid (most likely a cuck) husband can go an fuck themselves. Your duty to your grandchildren supersedes saving Nick's child/woman and drug abusing ass you pair of useless assholes. These people need to get their shit shit racked ASAP. I hope Celeste and Bob cry as their precious baby Little Nicky is dragged off in chains to be ass raped and shanked in a cell.

God I'm so MATI that this fucking prick is getting treated with kiddy gloves yet again. Mark my words, Nick, Kayla and his parents have earned a reckoning. Maybe the state won't do what's right but the Rekieta kids are going to be so maladjusted that I wouldn't be surprised if they made the Rekieta's lives even more miserable. There's a darker ending coming for these assholes.

 

[thebluestvoid]

Someone needs to look into who Nick Rekeita's parants are, his grandparents, and what level of sway that they have to corrupt the prosector enough to go to court at the crack of dawn to get the body cam removed. It stinks of corruption. I read somewhere that his family has donated a lot of money to a local zoo? If this county wanted to be low profile, well too bad. Now it will be known for protecting child-abusing, lying drug users. Hold the prosecution and the state accountable. They are subverting the publics right to information.

 

[Trans Randy]

Poor fluffy orange cat.

 

[daddydeath42069]

Just like Kayla and April.

Damn, that dude is really shit at handling pussy.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Legit question here for any one more well versed in law....

If they go back and exclude the body cam footage as it wasn't used in proceedings what would stop rackets from turning on his plea deal because without the footage you'd in theory could spin quite a tale from what is going on now.

I.E- Without the video if it ends up destroyed could he not file suit claiming that his daughter was doped by cops

Not that it will work and even if it was a long shot he has a Lionel hutz legal team to pull it off but it seems like it leaves alot of open holes.....that aren't Kayla's

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I fear the dog is dead Bros

 

[dustnight]

He may actually genuinely be anorexic. At minimum he has some kind of body dysmorphia.

I think he just has a chronic case of lazybum disease

Diagnosis: L.A.Z.Y.B.U.M. Syndrome​

Full Form:
Lethargic Ambivalence with Zero Yielding, Burnout Undermining Motivation

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Definition:​

A chronic state of low energy, general indifference, and resistance to productivity. Often observed in individuals on weekends, post-holiday blues, or during the final season of a long TV show binge.

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Symptoms:​

• Reluctance to leave the bed or couch
• Chronic procrastination
• Apathy towards deadlines or responsibilities
• High levels of snack consumption with minimal guilt
• Inexplicable avoidance of emails
• Involuntary sighing when asked to "do stuff"

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Common Causes:​

• Overexposure to comfort zones
• Excessive streaming of content
• Prolonged exposure to boring Zoom meetings
• Lack of existential purpose (or coffee)

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Treatment:​

• Gradual exposure to fresh air and sunlight
• Introduction of light movement (e.g., stretching, mild guilt trips)
• Supportive interventions such as motivational memes
• Structured to-do lists with at least one easy-to-check-off item
• Occasionally: bribery with food or compliments

*this post was generated by chatgpt

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[Slimy Time]

Bodycam is gonna be released right before the lolcow awards. NICK GONNA SWEEP AGAIN BABY!

Got some stiff competition between him and the Jomhas in terms of lols created.

 

[MeltyTW]

like saving face for themselves and the dynastic family.

Too late

like saving face for themselves

By becoming the county known to the wider world solely for protecting child abusing crack head nick rekeita

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Big Domino: A case in the Minnesota supreme court reveals rampant corruption and criminal conspiracy in a local precinct and district court.

You mean to tell me there's a criminal conspiracy in Minnesota that doesn't involve Somalis?
I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[Riot Guard]

Fuck Nick, I 100% believe that he hits Kayla and his sons. I know it's more likely that it was one of the women that gave him the black eye or that he "fell", but I kind of hope one of his sons stopped taking shit from that cowardly punk cuck. You know, you just fucking know, that he's a little bitch that hits people when he thinks that they won't (or can't) hit back. What a wretch.

 

[Blackstar]

So they were 100% cooking and smoking crack. That's what I'm getting from these notes.
Cook spoons but no needles, meth pipes, random white powders (possibly baking soda)?
I'd be more shocked to find out they weren't smoking crack after hearing about the stuff found and the state of the house...

Smh first Rekieta stole LOTY from my nigga bossman and now he's stolen the crack smoking