Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
By becoming the county known to the wider world solely for protecting child abusing crack head nick rekeita
It's bad, but the bodycam could make it so much worse. He was let off the hook on the Child Protective Services case, and he's a probie. Still, if the footage shows a hazmat-condition crackhouse with starving children, it could foment public outrage and become a bigger story to a broader audience inside and outside the county.
 
Nick knows that anyone who rightfully believes the written accounts already hate him. He just wants to stop the hard evidence getting out which might alienate his last few fans or even get Melton to turn on him
isn't Melton a pedo though? I'm sure him and Nick get along quite swimmingly.
God I'm so MATI that this fucking prick is getting treated with kiddy gloves yet again. Mark my words, Nick, Kayla and his parents have earned a reckoning. Maybe the state won't do what's right but the Rekieta kids are going to be so maladjusted that I wouldn't be surprised if they made the Rekieta's lives even more miserable. There's a darker ending coming for these assholes.
We'll either see a drug arrest from the oldest, or he beats Nick to death or into brain damage that would make Burger Andy look like a fucking genius.
 
Everything they just did looks and smells bad. Really bad. Almost corrupt.
Almost? this smells like summer homes paid for with petrodolars. The big domino on the end of this one is going to be hilarious.

It doesn't matter how many millions they throw at it anyway, I trust Null to remain retarded longer than whoever is behind this (who may or may not have crazy eyes) can remain solvent.
 
If they go back and exclude the body cam footage as it wasn't used in proceeding what would stop rackets from turning on his plea deal because without the footage you'd in theory could spin quite a tale from what is going on now.

He already took the deal and made his guilty plea in open court. There isn't any real way back from that in the circumstances. You can't easily take back a guilty plea once made.

Assuming the impossible for a minute that the footage disappeared and Nick was somehow able to get a new trial. They still have all of the police officers testimony from the scene along with all the physical evidence collected at the scene. Even if there is no bodycam footage, there is more than enough evidence to convict him. Its better to have the footage, but its not necessary in court.
 
Just popped into Nick's stream and he's talking about how he prefes Nurgle (God of Filth and Decay) amongst all Warhammer Chaos Gods.

Little bit on the nose considering the state of his home and body, but at least he's honest. This was about 38-42 mins into the stream
Ironic since his soul fits is being fought over by Nurgle, Tzeentch and Slannesh
 
I think the most impressive part of this whole ordeal is Null facilitating women to get a real life True Crime fix. Lots of women online into true crime and shit like that; but how many get approached by a slobbermutt and tasks the good sister with a mission of the utmost importance.

Null is out here being a bootleg Make a Wish foundation.
 
Brilliant. This is the art style we need for the large print illustrated version of this tale.
Don't know if anyone is old enough to remember this from the old highlights magazine but the art lends itself to an awesome Goofus and Gallant cartoon for the magazine
 

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I mean it’s kinda funny as a meme, but in the context of the broader culture war bullshit, I resent the trope that everyone who has some personal standards that align more with conservatism is a Nazi.

I’m not even 100% socially conservative, it’s more like 2/3rds or 3/4ths if I’m particularly irritated by the local junkies. But collectivism in general is bad. Putting a racist or race critical spin on it doesn’t fix it.

Also there’s a non zero chance that this kind of shit is seen by candy mountain county and creates obstacles regarding body cam footage
I just want you to know that you are genuinely retarded.
 
Nick has the most peculiar and specific psychogenic expressive dyslexia I've ever seen. Whenever he writes or says the word "pedophile" and he intends to say or write "Melton" he says or writes "Null" instead. It appears to be a purely psychiatric compulsion in origin. I think it has been triggered by the extremely large amount of copium (and other recreational substances...) that Nick has been consuming on a regular basis lately. I should see if any physicians in his area would be willing to write up a case report for The American Journal of Psychiatry.
 
I think the most impressive part of this whole ordeal is Null facilitating women to get a real life True Crime fix. Lots of women online into true crime and shit like that; but how many get approached by a slobbermutt and tasks the good sister with a mission of the utmost importance.

Null is out here being a bootleg Make a Wish foundation.
its actually fulfilling my Joan Didion aspirations but for online retards instead of hippies. I think a lot of true crime stuff is immoral af. But there are some great works like programmed to kill and the ultimate evil. very informative.
 
Nick’s excuses for the squalor in his home are all along the lines of: We have a lot of kids, so there’s a lot of laundry. It’s clean. Folded. Separated by color.

Now we know for a fact you can’t even walk on the floor because there’s so much shit, it’s actually filthy, empty booze bottles EVERYWHERE, garbage along the ground too, ‘adult material’ on plain view visible upon entry to the main bedroom where the children could enter any time, cocaine bullet on the kitchen fridge and crack pipes all over the place.

I know the parents, Nick and Kayla, are at fault. They deserve to be burned alive. But holy fuck, April is a third party and sees a home of FIVE children and decides to start fucking their dad (where they can hear) AND help grow the drug den out from the master bedroom. While dressing like a ‘tranny whore.’ Who the fuck would want anything to do with that? To see that situation and think yeah, I want in? She should kill herself. She’s not redeemable.
 
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If they go back and exclude the body cam footage as it wasn't used in proceedings what would stop rackets from turning on his plea deal because without the footage you'd in theory could spin quite a tale from what is going on now.
Interesting thought, but unfortunately almost every plea deal includes a clause about forfeiting the right to appeal.
 
Im not sure why anyone is surprise he lives in a pig pen.
Has anyone here ever seen someone who keeps their living space clean while owning anime figurines?
I'm not even sure if either of them even know how to clean. Nick came from money, and Kayla is a pillhead who is barely sentient. When the nanny dipped, they probably had nobody there who was capible of cleaning.
She’s not redeemable.
April was just a meth and coke pig. There were never any redeeming qualities about her.
 
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