Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
We now have YellowFlash dropping in that Nick mentioned he and Kayla had swung with a random couple in the past
I got Deja vue reading that comment - didn’t he (or someone similar) make a statement like that *years* ago, before the Imholtes even showed up, and was roundly decried?

I mean it's Minnesota. When was the last time something good came from there?

MST3K. So like 1994
 
The most likely (and boring) angle here is that the County and Rackets are conspiring. Not to protect Nick, but to protect the keeeedz. Their interests align.

Nick wants to protect the kids (himself, obviously) from further ridicule. The police department and local government (regular people) probably feel terrible about the kids.

That town has a population of ~1000 people. Everyone knows everyone, and with the footage in wider circulation, other kids would find it. Their kids probably know each other. Little Shaniqua Rekeita would be mercilessly ridiculed by her peers for the squalor they live in.

IMO I do not see any good reason for the sheriff to tell the judge to kick rocks if it wasn’t because of something like this. I don’t think anyone believes the town wants to protect Nick, but it seems very reasonable to want to protect the innocent kids.
 
For some reason they think acting like a bunch of collusive hicks trying to protect some wife swapping crackhead who abused his children in their area is a better look for them than doing the right thing and allowing the footage to be released?

That's a real headscratcher... Either Nick has some powerful dirt on these people, or they are literally all completely retarded.
My guess behind their reasoning is something along the lines of, "This is a family that is trying to recover from a trying time. Kayla is (legally) innocent and she is on the footage. There are also five kids and this will hurt the Rekieta family's chance at becoming a part of the community again."

They think they're being merciful.
 
Remember when Ralph tried to talk someone (Metokur?) into some nonsense for a $10k payout? Whoever it was didn’t bite and he went on a hollering jag about how maybe for some people, ten thousand dollars is a “life changing amount of money”…

Do you think five thousand dollars is a life changing amount of money? 💸 🐖
Yes it was Jim he was hollerin' at about that, which promptly led to Metokur laughing at him in his next livestream.

And yes, 5K would be life-changing for Ralph at this point, in that the resulting bender he would go on with it would likely end his life.
 
My guess behind their reasoning is something along the lines of, "This is a family that is trying to recover from a trying time. Kayla is (legally) innocent and she is on the footage. There are also five kids and this will hurt the Rekieta family's chance at becoming a part of the community again."

They think they're being merciful.

That shows how stupid they are. All they did was invite Thor's hammer to come down hard on all of them and it will just make it that much worse for everyone involved. Clearly they didn't even bother to look up who they were up against. Null is literally like a starving dog that wants a bone he can see, once he sees something he wants, there is literally no stopping him. It's one of those "unstoppable force" situations.
 
The gall of this fucking skeleton faggot - OR, more likely to me, his blueblood parents - to pull crooked favors or a lolcow nat 20 is as impressive as it is infuriating. But it's one battle in a war, Nicky; and you will not delay the public's right to scrutinize every second of that footage; especially if it inflicts upon you a narcissistic injury you will never claw back from.
 
>9:21 AM

>Nick can be heard outside yelling, “Get out of my house!” He says something about probable cause and a search warrant.

>He sounds indignant.


Did he have the same energy with the police that he had with little Keanu?

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I had a thought, aside from some grand zoospricy could something like the bodycam be put away as part of a plea deal to get the nick to rat on his dealer? Considering the amount he had, he wasn't getting it from a rinkydink corner dealer so him snaking would be worth it to the court and police?

I don't really think it is the case, but it would explain the actions of the sheriff and the court going so far to protect him for no reason.
 
Null just dropped on stream that, according to local rumors, allegedly:
  1. Nick has some sort of do not trespass from HHS in the county for being a lunatic and yelling at them in the office.
  2. Nick has been physically violent to Kayla and the oldest son, and that was part of the potential divorce last year.

I am wondering if either of these, specifically the physical abuse rumor, is what Gabe Hoffman is teasing.
 
Null just dropped on stream that, according to local rumors, allegedly:
  1. Nick has some sort of do not trespass from HHS in the county for being a lunatic and yelling at them in the office.
  2. Nick has been physically violent to Kayla and the oldest son, and that was part of the potential divorce last year.
Edit: ninja'd.
Double edit: Here's the MatI clip and a transcript:
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Allegedly you're a faggot carrying water for a LOOSER by making shit up to sound cool, allegedly
 
I was confused about this, so I looked it up.

The entirety of bodycam footage recorded at the time of Nick's arrest and the bodycam footage that Nick's lawyer uploaded into evidence to support his motion to dismiss are not the same thing. Ten officers were involved in the arrest; only two bodycam recordings (Pomplun's and Braness') were made available to the court. These two files are the ones being fought over.
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Another small point: one of the retarded double-names Rekieta's kids were saddled with has Cecilia in it (or, as the CHIPS hearing document spelled it, "Cecial"), which explains cops thinking that the pills bottle found near coke and coke accessories belonged to her instead of Rekieta's mom.
 
My guess behind their reasoning is something along the lines of, "This is a family that is trying to recover from a trying time. Kayla is (legally) innocent and she is on the footage. There are also five kids and this will hurt the Rekieta family's chance at becoming a part of the community again."

They think they're being merciful.
or maybe Celeste doesn't want to answer why her addict son was in possession of her prescription drugs.
 
The most likely (and boring) angle here is that the County and Rackets are conspiring. Not to protect Nick, but to protect the keeeedz. Their interests align.

Nick wants to protect the kids (himself, obviously) from further ridicule. The police department and local government (regular people) probably feel terrible about the kids.

That town has a population of ~1000 people. Everyone knows everyone, and with the footage in wider circulation, other kids would find it. Their kids probably know each other. Little Shaniqua Rekeita would be mercilessly ridiculed by her peers for the squalor they live in.

IMO I do not see any good reason for the sheriff to tell the judge to kick rocks if it wasn’t because of something like this. I don’t think anyone believes the town wants to protect Nick, but it seems very reasonable to want to protect the innocent kids.
You also have to remember that Drug Abuse is seen as a disease that needs to be treated, and even first time possession charges are treated the same way. Which is why the sentencing guidelines generally don't put first time offenders behind bars, even if you go to trial.

It's likely that the County feels like it has to "treat" Nick instead of punish him. So amending the record to remove the bodycam footage is more sympathetic towards rehabilitation, instead of being retribution for his shitty acts.
 
So, swinging stuff. Trying to work out a timeline.

We now have YellowFlash dropping in that Nick mentioned he and Kayla had swung with a random couple in the past. This would’ve been a while ago, because Nick told him this during the the Vic stuff. Nick begins soliciting his Locals for nudes, hiding behind Kayla as an excuse by having her post underwear pics (which I don’t doubt she actually wanted to do, by the way, she would’ve loved the validation). When he lusted for Mandy on stream so much that he had to apologise publicly to Kayla for it, he also used her as a shield by saying it was her that’d compliment Mandy in person. During this time (or before?) Nick gets caught trying to fuck Faren, and says it was Kayla’s idea to open the relationship. Sometime after that, the Imholtes enter the picture, and it’s all OK because Kayla is fucking someone else too… until she’s not, and suddenly Nick has a wife and live-in crackwhore aka April.

Am I missing anything?

Nick was potentially trying to fuck gothic sushi as far back as 2019

Nick was always a drug abusing cheater degenerate, the drugs just removed his ability to hide it
 
The most likely (and boring) angle here is that the County and Rackets are conspiring. Not to protect Nick, but to protect the keeeedz. Their interests align.

Nick wants to protect the kids (himself, obviously) from further ridicule. The police department and local government (regular people) probably feel terrible about the kids.

That town has a population of ~1000 people. Everyone knows everyone, and with the footage in wider circulation, other kids would find it. Their kids probably know each other. Little Shaniqua Rekeita would be mercilessly ridiculed by her peers for the squalor they live in.

IMO I do not see any good reason for the sheriff to tell the judge to kick rocks if it wasn’t because of something like this. I don’t think anyone believes the town wants to protect Nick, but it seems very reasonable to want to protect the innocent kids.
My guess behind their reasoning is something along the lines of, "This is a family that is trying to recover from a trying time. Kayla is (legally) innocent and she is on the footage. There are also five kids and this will hurt the Rekieta family's chance at becoming a part of the community again."

They think they're being merciful.
I find this to be likely answers.
As Ezekiel said, "The child will not share the guilt of the parent."
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According to the Association of Religion Data Archives, as of 2020, more than 67.5% of the Kandiyohi County population identified with a religious group, the vast majority belonging to a Christian denomination.
It is reasonable (for the powers that be in the county) to believe the judicially political consensus is that, even if Nick Rekieta is a raging faggot, do the children deserve exposure? Is it spiritually wrong for them to (potentially) suffer further?
Now, I don't believe that theory, and Nick's family is better served by crystal clear transparency of everyone's actions during the arrest.
But we must use that most illusive of skills called "theory of mind" to establish why Judge Wentzel is so eager to approve the withdrawal of evidence.
 
>9:47 AM

>A female cop (holding a big gun) says Kayla refuses to speak without her attorney present.Kayla and the kids are still sitting on the ground against the house (behind the cop). Kayla issitting with her head on her oldest daughter’s shoulder.


<Kayla refuses to speak without her attorney present

She had more sense than her dumbass lawyer of a husband.
 
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