Culture A Trans Zelda? Hunter Schafer Casting Rumor Sparks Queer Joy Across the Internet - Troon is reportedly being eyed to play Princess Zelda in the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ film

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Call your Kokiri cousins and blow the Ocarina of Time, because the internet just exploded with Triforce-sized hype. In what may go down as one of the most deliciously nerdy casting rumors of the decade, Hunter Schafer the ethereal, otherworldly star of Euphoria, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, and the upcoming Blade Runner 2099 series is reportedly being eyed to play Princess Zelda in the long-awaited Legend of Zelda live-action film.
That’s right. The rumored casting was dropped by industry insider Daniel Richtman, and while he’s been a bit of a Gossip Stone in the past (some hits, some misses), this time? Fans are hoping it’s the real deal. The rumor was first spotlighted by Screen Time, and now every enchanted bottle in the fandom is rattling with excitement.

“She Looks Just Like Zelda”: The Tweets That Summoned the Goddesses

Within minutes of the rumor hitting social media, Twitter turned into Hyrule Town Square. The people did not just react. They transformed into sages of validation.
“She looks just like Zelda that’s actually perfect,” one fan tweeted, probably while clutching their Master Sword in joy.
“I swear to God if they cast a man as princess Zelda I will riot,” another declared, invoking the wrath of Din herself.
“Literally the most perfect candidate but they won’t want her to play Zelda,” lamented a prophet of fan-casting history.
“Please lord almighty I hate the idea of live action Zelda but she would actually save the movie,” one fan admitted with honesty we rarely see on the timeline.
“I do not care what a bunch of phobic assholes have to say, she literally looks like Zelda and would be perfect,” wrote another, defending their queen like a true member of the Sheikah tribe.
“The comments are making me so mad she literally is Zelda. Like she looks exactly like I’d imagine Zelda looking IRL,” someone else echoed, probably shouting it at the Moon.
“If Zelda is played by a trans woman, I will be so, so happy,” said another tweet that’s now being embroidered on tunics across the fandom.

Zelda Movie Is Real, And It’s Already a Cultural Event

Let’s not forget. Nintendo officially confirmed the Legend of Zelda live-action movie in 2023 in collaboration with Sony Pictures. It is being produced by Avi Arad, the man behind the Spider-Man and Uncharted movies, and it is already facing massive pressure to get casting right.
No official casting announcements have been made yet, but we know that the studio is reportedly seeking a younger actor for Link, with Walker Scobell (of The Adam Project and Percy Jackson) being the type they are circling like a Poe in a graveyard. Meanwhile, Tom Holland’s name remains on everyone’s lips for reasons that defy logic, gravity, and possibly good taste.
But Schafer as Zelda? This is a casting that makes sense both narratively and visually. She’s got the ethereal beauty, the royal poise, and the kind of quiet magical energy that makes you believe she could literally shatter a Moblin with one glance.

Schafer’s Resume Is Already Hyrule-Ready

Let’s not kid ourselves. Hunter Schafer has range. She’s already brought nuance and mysticism to roles in Euphoria and Hunger Games. And with the Blade Runner universe on her horizon, she’s proving she can handle high-concept genre storytelling with ease.

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"Sparks queer joy?" You mean it made faggots happy? What is with this way of speaking
It means boners. It means they're masturbating at the idea.

I'm still wondering why a troon who wants people to think he's a lady would go with a name like Hunter.
"Predator" was too much.
 
That's common enough that it was turned into a meme phrase:
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If the casting rumors turn out to be correct, that phrase will get another meaning.

It stretched past this meme long ago. The character Linkle exists specifically because someone said "Girl Link?" to Miyamoto and he replied "Sure".


That the flashing syncs up with The Masters theme from Doctor Who makes it scarier.
 
They are about the only profitable videogame company atm. Still, somehow i don't think i should believe outright some random blog written by a faggot
Yeah, sucks Nintendo fans are like beaten wives, the only reason the company is still making money. Remember when microsoft got laughed out of E3 and bullied until they went back on their always online, you-don't-own-your-game-you-own-a-license bullshit when the first Xbox One came out? I'm sure the fanatics would still buy the switch two if it was $1400 and games were $200.
 
Yeah, sucks Nintendo fans are like beaten wives, the only reason the company is still making money. Remember when microsoft got laughed out of E3 and bullied until they went back on their always online, you-don't-own-your-game-you-own-a-license bullshit when the first Xbox One came out? I'm sure the fanatics would still buy the switch two if it was $1400 and games were $200.
Yeah, nintendo has good games. Turns out that helps.
 
Nintendo of America and Doug Bowser came out recently in support of DEI policies (yes, after Trump got elected).
To be fair, wasn't NOA hiring Rapp the Whore and pushing all sorts of bullshit even before Trump got elected, even when Reggie was still running it?

NOA has been fucking cancer for a very long time now. People don't want to believe it because NOJ are Gods and can't do anything wrong.
 
It's the black, soulless eyes. You look into them and you just know that the person looking back is all kinds of fucked.
A few years ago, I saw someone note that it's unusual for leading actors to have dark eyes, because dark eyes come across as soulless. (The actor under discussion was Ben Barnes who hasn't had a major non-villain role since Chronicles of Narnia.) Since then, I haven't been able to unsee it. The vast majority of notable actors have light eyes: blue, gray, green, hazel, or light brown, not black. I feel like this is yet another example of how Hollywood is grossly astroturfing trannies. If he weren't part of a sacred caste, Schafer's career would be DOA.
I'm still wondering why a troon who wants people to think he's a lady would go with a name like Hunter.
He hasn't bothered changing his name or his birth certificate. He's still Hunter James Schafer and legally male.
 
If they're casting her as Zelda it's obviously gonna be to play a trans person off the Sheik alter-ego, which I think a lot of kids actually did think was a guy until the reveal. But I wouldn't be surprised if the tranny is Link and they make Zendaya be Zelda.
You didn't? I mean they even went as far as to change the eye color of Sheik.
 
“She Looks Just Like Zelda”
The 8 pixels and 4 colors that comprise the original NES Zelda sprite is more of a woman than this disgusting, mentally ill, mutilated man will ever be.

Hunter Schafer the ethereal, otherworldly star of Euphoria, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, and the upcoming Blade Runner 2099 series is reportedly being eyed to play Princess Zelda in the long-awaited Legend of Zelda live-action film.
Great, another ruined fucking franchise. Trannies are a BLIGHT upon society.

Schafer as Zelda? This is a casting that makes sense both narratively and visually. She’s got the ethereal beauty, the royal poise, and the kind of quiet magical energy that makes you believe she could literally shatter a Moblin with one glance.
HE definitely shatters others with one glance, that much I agree on.

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The internet is retarded and I love it so much.
It kinda makes sense, he'd be a better Link than Zelda, Link is a little gay looking sometimes.
 
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