Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

"Did you file that lawsuit with the court yet?"
"We can't, sir, every time we go to print it Teslalawsuit.doc has been deleted!"

They just get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com, Elon really is the world's greatest hacker. Probably why Rick doesn't like him, he's meeting all the black people for himself.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

They just get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com, Elon really is the world's greatest hacker. Probably why Rick doesn't like him, he's meeting all the black people for himself.

Meet, not *meat* like Patrick is likely producing in his basement at this very moment.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Now Pat can concentrate on bringing down Musk through stock manipulation.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Not unworkable, I fixed it.
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bonus:

He looks EXACTLY like someone’s fun lesbian aunt here. It’s uncanny.
Aunt Linda is more of a man, though.

 

[Something Awful]

You know what, I think Patposting is dead. Look at the stupid shit he's been posting. Low-energy, trite, just going through the motions. Nothing to work with. No one cares.



Something better happen soon. Need an update on the lolsuit, or Tiny Tim in Space coming out.

 

[In the Sick of It]

"Pot supplier"
Further proof Patrick has never ever bought drugs and grew up extremely sheltered and anti social. No one says "pot supplier" you fat dope.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Well, at least his followers will be spared his takes on those other topics.

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Shit, if only anybody had ever made any backups of those lawsuits! Damn Musk outhinking everyone yet again!

"Did you file that lawsuit with the court yet?"
"We can't, sir, every time we go to print it Teslalawsuit.doc has been deleted!"

The people whobpost shit like this also spent the last four years calling anyone claiming Biden was having health and cognitive issues a crazy conspiracy theorist.

 

[break these cuffs]

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I bet Pat smokes wit cigawettes and other hoodrat stuff.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I bet Pat smokes wit cigawettes and other hoodrat stuff.

too damn small, he can't get any mouthfeel at all with something smaller than a summer sausage; his only hope for smoking is a giant exhaust pipe or a cigar or cheech+chong style joint

 

[Spunt]

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Tee hee.

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"You will not enjoy prison."

Well now I have no idea if I will enjoy prison or not. My reality has been shattered. Hold me, Kiwibros, I don't feel so good...

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

"You will not enjoy prison."

Well now I have no idea if I will enjoy prison or not. My reality has been shattered. Hold me, Kiwibros, I don't feel so good...

I swear this is the first time I've heard him tell someone they will NOT enjoy prison. Rick, being the (fat) contrarian he is, I guarantee if they replied "you're right, I won't enjoy prison", His Fatness would 100% reply "no child, you will enjoy prison". Creating some kind of infinite loop with no escape function.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

"You will not enjoy prison."

Well now I have no idea if I will enjoy prison or not. My reality has been shattered. Hold me, Kiwibros, I don't feel so good...

If your mind is free, your soul can never be imprisoned. I think that was the lesson in Shawshank Redemption.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I swear this is the first time I've heard him tell someone they will NOT enjoy prison. Rick, being the (fat) contrarian he is, I guarantee if they replied "you're right, I won't enjoy prison", His Fatness would 100% reply "no child, you will enjoy prison". Creating some kind of infinite loop with no escape function.

public void prisonEvaluator (boolean wouldEnjoyPrison){
        if (wouldEnjoyPrison){
            System.out.println("You will not enjoy prison, stalker.");
            prisonEvaluator(false);
        } else {
            System.out.println("Enjoy prison, stalker.");
            prisonEvaluator(true);
        }
    }

 

[Maude Snew]

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Nonsense, child, he learned when he went to England and asked to bum a fag. He was disappointed that doesn't mean the same thing it means in his gym though.

 

[BigPeanut]

Based on what we've seen of his jokes, the joke book could very well be lethal.

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Holy shit he is such a fat retarded faggot.

 

[OffTopic]

@OldGravyEgg has apparently swatted Leslie.



Situation still developing.
Season 7 is getting weird.

 

[Dr. Remulak]

Jews are so hideous.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Rick's lack of self-awareness still surprises me.


High school was so easy all I could muster was a 1.2 non-weighted GPA, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[Gemerson]

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Tee hee.

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Why does Patrick have a 608 area code, isn't his flab centered in the 414 area code?

 

[OffTopic]

Why does Patrick have a 608 area code, isn't his flab centered in the 414 area code?

His wife is 414.
He's 608 because he's from West Bumfuck, WI and never got a new phone.
Longer longer.