Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

I Hate Sheeps said:
This thread turned Alex into a Schizo.
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I don't think he actually believes a single one of the outrageous things he says.

It's purely to get a rise out of us, the only source of dopamine in his life anymore comes from Kiwis still paying attention to him.

I'm sure he tells himself he's being "le Epik troll" when he does it too.

Fact: you are only trolling yourself, you pathetic lump.
 
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We have friends! In fact, the true Lolcow is the friends we made along the way!
You don't have any friends left lol.webp
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I have friends unlike you haters. If they turn against me, they will never be accepted ever again.
 
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@NaggotFigger, @Please fucking kill me, your works have apparently been copyrighted by The Hog™
It's mine now lol.webp
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This so called "Sight Redesign" from a Kiwi Farms user is copyrighted by me. Anything Kiwi Farms users make will be copyrighted by me like Fresa and Kiwi. Anyone on Kiwi Farms who attempts to sue me will either be killed or presented with a long case of all the attempts they stole my Atria and Suhail as well as pictures of my face. Kiwi Farms users say I have no legal rights when in reality. They have no legal rights. It's mine now. Fuck you haters.
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Last night's posts.
I'm assuming we're the Neo-Nazis.webp
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Neo nazis are precambrian minded, they don't earn any protective copyrights because they are antisemitic subhuman.
Ozzy West.webp
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Ozzy Osbourne never allows antisemites like Kanye West to sample his music. Ozzy was right. We shall drain antisemites of all rights.
Interesting, he's not even trying to deny it anymore.webp
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All these baseless pedophile accusations are ever gonna do is embolden actual pedophiles like Donald Trump, Andrew Tate and other Nazi's to harm and rape children. Josef Mengele himself was one of the biggest dangers to children because he performed human experiments on them. We also have countless evidence of child molestation along with rape of other oppressed people in Nazi Germany inside and outside concentrations camps. Child Rape is one of the most satanic things imaginable and Nazi's do it on a daily basis, as well as amputate them and make them conjoined twins and other monstrosities. Again, Drawing doesn't equal rape. Again, Fuck Nazi's. They are one of Satan's soldiers.
It's pretty good.webp
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Frieren: Beyond Journey's End is one of the best pieces of work I have ever come across in years.
Cocomelon Lives Rent-Free.webp
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Kiwi Farms = Cocomelon on Steroids
I have no idea what Cocomelon is.

It's a shitty childrens show known for stunting intellect of children.​
Pity.webp
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One of my biggest regrets is that I was so harsh on Joshua Conner Moon despite the fact he is the founder of my now most hated website known as Kiwi Farms. After all, he is constantly blackmailed by his user base and he feels tired and burned out as ever. I still don't like him but I don't hate him either. He may had ambitions that really didn't work out and it's been eating him alive more and more and that's not the life to live. Turns out a culture revolving around freak shows is a poison to the mind. Reminds me of how Hitler, already bad as he was, was further influenced by his more evil generals like Heinrich Himmler.
Frieren's great, go watch it.webp
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Frieren: Beyond Journey's End may very well end up getting my extraordinary 11/10 rating. Only one film has the rating which is Threads (1984 film).

Oh, and Kiwi Farms gets a 0/10 and is 100x worse than another thing I also gave a 0/10.
 
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PaperRoads said:
Frieren: Beyond Journey's End may very well end up getting my extraordinary 11/10 rating. Only one film has the rating which is Threads (1984 film).

Oh, and Kiwi Farms gets a 0/10 and is 100x worse than another thing I also gave a 0/10.
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It's almost sad how mind-raped he is. We're literally the only thing he thinks about. He can't enjoy something without thinking "oh man this is so much better then kiwi farms"
 
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One of my biggest regrets is that I was so harsh on Joshua Conner Moon
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And I'm sure Josh doesn't think about Alex at all. How very sad that the guilt and shame of Alex being retarded in his false belief that he is so important that he hurt Josh. Josh doesn't care. Alex is a tiny gnat buzzing around, being unimportant and insignificant. Josh mentioned him one time on MATI and even then he didn't care enough to look into who Alex was or what he did. To paraphrase the Street Fighter quote, "Insulting Josh Moon was one of the biggest days in Alex's life. To Josh it was just a Tuesday."
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HE SAID THE THING!
Kiwi Farms = Cocomelon on Steroids
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I have no idea what Cocomelon is.
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It's very telling that Alex is obsessed with whatever Cocomelon is. Nobody knows what the fuck he is talking about about. Normal adults without children have never heard of this and certainly don't watch it. Alex is the one obsessed with media for infants. Because he is a pedophile.
Child Rape is one of the most satanic things imaginable and Nazi's do it on a daily basis, as well as amputate them and make them conjoined twins and other monstrosities.
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These are literally all things that Alex finds sexually arousing and admitted to masturbating while looking at.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
These are literally all things that Alex finds sexually arousing and admitted to masturbating while looking at.
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Holy fuck I looked over this, is he trying to blame nazis for him jacking off to a(n animated) child's limbs being cut off? That's the only thing I can think he's actually trying to imply here.
 
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So Alex not only fantasizes about amputating children, he also wants to sew them together now. Seems like he's ramping up in the disturbed thought department. Can his fat retarded mother actually do something about her fat pedophile son before the mounties stumble upon a horrific crime scene with Alex in the corner mumbling about how the Nazis made him do it?
 
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