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HOW TO COOK WHOLE CHICKEN IN A CAN IN MICRO WAVE? I PUT THE CAN IN THE MICRO WAVE BUT IT CAUGHT FIRE, COUSIN BILLY BOB THINKS IT MIGHT BE THE 5G VIRUS AGAIN, PRAISE G-D [OBJ] [OBJ]
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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abobe
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Some faggot is out there cowtipping Jack. They are tweeting Jack direct links and screenshots of this thread, trying to call out Rob for being a troll.
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He seems to be aware of this thread but has played it off as not acknowledging it in the past. I don’t like people throwing Rob under the bus though. I think that Rob can both be a troll and a friend of Jack. (like liquid Chris showed CWC how to be a better person, liquid Jack can show Jack how to be better as well)
Jack should be going live any minute now for his normal Saturday bitchfest.
I bet his audio is low or off again
EDIT: pig nips brother Jim is on with Jack.
https://www.youtube.com/live/EjluPMktb2I?si=m5FzCZcEjiL3URPi
Edit2: Jim is likable I could have a good convo with this guy
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How do you manage to fuck up crockpot whole chicken when you are using store-bought seasoning? Fatty found a way because of course he did.
I rarely cook chickens whole these days (usually break them down then cook the parts), but when I did, I would cook them low and slow, then on high at the end to crisp up the skin. I am not sure that 3 hours is long enough for a whole chicken, even on high. And of course that fat retard groped the raw chicken and then grabbed the seasoning container with the same hand without washing it.
Also lol that he was worried about the chicken being injected with shit when he is half paralyzed and morbidly obese.
I like this brother, so far: at the seven second mark, Jack's brother calls him out for his disgusting wiping of his nose with a huge snot rag on camera. And continues to be merciless on him after that. At 34 seconds, Jack does that laugh that sounds like someone snorting their snot back into their throat to swallow it. No one laughs that way. I'm not sure if it's a weird fake laugh, an unintended sound that's like a giddy snort, or what exactly happens in terms of air flow and thought process when he makes that noise.
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I personally just cook the parts myself and my usual comparison is the far heavier turkey or stuff that takes time, like ribs, so I looked this up just to see what real people chefs suggest.
It's not long enough unsurprisingly. Slow cooking a whole chicken usually takes about 4 hours if you do it on the hotter settings, and about 8 hours if you do it on low settings. What Jack did is he likely saw a result that said it took between 3-4 hours (like this result) and just took the shorter number due to impatience. I mean it doesn't help he clearly has such a fucked palate he probably likes the chicken a bit raw anyway.
But yeah, it's a fail and I'd not touch that shit if I knew the cook time.
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A few years ago I used to always meal prep with whole chickens. I'd buy 2-3 and put them in a huge turkey roaster I have and just let them cook all day while I was working. I'd do low and slow while I worked then would come home and set it to high for another hour to crisp up the skin. It definitely overcooked a bit but with chicken I'd rather error on the side of overcooking. Plus overcooked chicken just falls off the bone and is mighty tasty
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Jack thinks every celebrity death was some big conspiracy and is going on a schizo tard rage
Jack is putting on his thinking cap
Jack is putting on his thinking cap
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"WE CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT"
Until big T gets tired of your whining and takes your phone and puts you in the naughty boys club. Jesus Christ he's so infantile in how ANGY he gets the second he's questioned.
Until big T gets tired of your whining and takes your phone and puts you in the naughty boys club. Jesus Christ he's so infantile in how ANGY he gets the second he's questioned.
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Why don't you reveal how many strokes you've actually had (we all know it's not 2, and may be >4), then what if anything you plan to do to stave off the next one?
Also that list of celebrities is so unbelievably retarded his brain has to be pure mush. None of them even make sense. Anthony Bourdain?? Come on. What did he do, serve Mike Pence a shit chicken wing?
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wtf is jack all hopped up on? Three fucking live streams today? All confrontational and unhinged.
IMO Jack is all jacked up on prednisone or something similar. He’s full of energy and very quick to get angy. Moreso than usual.
He probably had a doctors appointment coincide with the last JOTG where preggo Briana Creme Pie was there. And from that Dr appt got loaded up with some sort of steroid prescription.
He won’t address questions about Leslie Wexner/Robert Maxwell / MEGA group’s role with Epstein. But he keeps arguing with hey AI over congressional pensions (which are paltry compared to the insider trading, book deal, RE trades, lobbying grifts that they all corruptly profit from)
Jack’s gay brother is the coolest Scalfani.
IMO Jack is all jacked up on prednisone or something similar. He’s full of energy and very quick to get angy. Moreso than usual.
He probably had a doctors appointment coincide with the last JOTG where preggo Briana Creme Pie was there. And from that Dr appt got loaded up with some sort of steroid prescription.
He won’t address questions about Leslie Wexner/Robert Maxwell / MEGA group’s role with Epstein. But he keeps arguing with hey AI over congressional pensions (which are paltry compared to the insider trading, book deal, RE trades, lobbying grifts that they all corruptly profit from)
Jack’s gay brother is the coolest Scalfani.
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Just from the thumbnails I'd say he needs to cut that knockoff Indy fedora wearing shit out, at least indoors and during warm weather. It might as well desperately scream "HEY I'M BALD AND WANT TO SEEM INTERESTING." Only slightly better than Jack's backwards baseball cap though, which is a level of faggotry Jim could never aspire to.
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Jack has outlived one of his biggest fans, RIP Bennie
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Damn that burger review was... hard to swallow. Bri looks better but any pity I had for her is gone after letting her faggot husband cum in her (seriously, didn't know you can get preggo pegging someone)
Jack fucking up a chicken, oh PURE KINO PURE JACK.
Rob being a total stand up guy, Jack didn't bother to mention losing a close fan... nicest guy online. Does Jack like to just make up his own conspiracy theories? I don't trust a lot of the stuff I hear but there's a difference from asking who shot jfk and was the guy who overdosed on drugs with a history of drug use killed to protect hillaries emails? I think he likes to make them up to feel enlightened and smart. When really he's a big gay baby who watches blues clues, literally.
Thanks for reminding me of that tornado bacon burger. I've had an awful day and him not even aware as he stuffs his gullet and then breaks down. I've seen people lose loved ones less upset then no "bag0ne on borgR".
I never had Freddy's it's popular my dad whom likes burgers like me, simple said he was shocked they were terrible. Honestly after seeing Jack eat one, I never even want to go to that store. Speaking of burgers, it was just national burger day. How American, any of you have a fav spot or chain? Man I'd kill for Cookout to come to my neck of the woods. It's North Carolina only but it really is cheap, and tastes like Dad made you a burger out back on a nice summer day. Also they have crushed ice and cheerwine fucking amazing. Even going out, I tend to shy away from burgers. I like them don't get me wrong but I'm more happy with making my own. Being a pickle snob it's important i have MY home made pickles on the burger(s).
Jack fucking up a chicken, oh PURE KINO PURE JACK.
Rob being a total stand up guy, Jack didn't bother to mention losing a close fan... nicest guy online. Does Jack like to just make up his own conspiracy theories? I don't trust a lot of the stuff I hear but there's a difference from asking who shot jfk and was the guy who overdosed on drugs with a history of drug use killed to protect hillaries emails? I think he likes to make them up to feel enlightened and smart. When really he's a big gay baby who watches blues clues, literally.
Thanks for reminding me of that tornado bacon burger. I've had an awful day and him not even aware as he stuffs his gullet and then breaks down. I've seen people lose loved ones less upset then no "bag0ne on borgR".
I never had Freddy's it's popular my dad whom likes burgers like me, simple said he was shocked they were terrible. Honestly after seeing Jack eat one, I never even want to go to that store. Speaking of burgers, it was just national burger day. How American, any of you have a fav spot or chain? Man I'd kill for Cookout to come to my neck of the woods. It's North Carolina only but it really is cheap, and tastes like Dad made you a burger out back on a nice summer day. Also they have crushed ice and cheerwine fucking amazing. Even going out, I tend to shy away from burgers. I like them don't get me wrong but I'm more happy with making my own. Being a pickle snob it's important i have MY home made pickles on the burger(s).
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Damn he really gets angry and combative on this one at 55 minutes in or so. It must be all getting to him more than usual since he's been heavy on the fake apologizing a lot lately.
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Sorry you had to go, Bennie. It should have been Jack.
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I've done the same thing. Cook several chickens at a time, low and slow in the oven when you to to work, come back home and they're done, crisp them up a bit and you've got chicken for days. Then when they're all picked clean you make soup with the bones.
Or just grill up a mess of chicken on the weekend and again you have your meals for the week. Lunch today was Greek Chicken wraps.
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Why did he make the chicken in the slow cooker instead of a pressure cooker if speed was so important to him? You can cook a frozen whole chicken on high pressure at six minutes per pound (plus 15 minutes natural pressure release) and it will be tender, juicy, and fully cooked.
Of course Jack is Poo Anon. I’m so glad he’s miserable.
Of course Jack is Poo Anon. I’m so glad he’s miserable.
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I've been to this depressing island. They have literal graveyards with shoddy cars piled up and the local government is beyond corrupted. They had infrastructure deals with China where (low) budget was valued over quality and it's all crumbling down. Supposedly the officials executed the typical "pocketing the difference" trick so they can build their palaces. Australia should just annex this island and force everyone to run 5km a day.
It might not be processed food per-se, eating slop is highly correlated with laziness and [r/fuckcars rant redacted]. It's a recipe of obesity.