Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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I wonder, when will the "Catfish" saga comes?
And I don't mean her, but the "asian teenage boy who falls madly in love with her" type of catfishes.
As amazing as that would be to see, I don’t think Tophia would be as easy to catfish as one might assume. Have you even seen her try to interact with a guy? It’s actually painful to watch, she clams up & has no idea what to do or say cos she’s such a poorly socialized virgin recluse. She has no problem with publicly dueting cute Asian dudes or posting her “reasons why I would be a good girlfriend” videos, she avoids direct one on one interactions with anyone like the plague. I bet if one of the Asians she dueted slid into her DM’s expressing genuine interest, she’d let the conversation die out after just a few exchanges.

She’d get so giddy flirting with NPC’s while playing the Sims & she seems much more comfortable interacting with AI bots than with actual people.

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