Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 102 34.0%

  • Total voters
    300
I mean what can he do? Nick isn't doing it on camera and it doesn't come up on piss tests.
Search his house, Interview him about all the empty "whipped cream chargers", and when he has no good reason then get an affidavit from a drug recognition expert that he appears to be on nitrous in his recent streams and file a probation violation.
 
Search his house, Interview him about all the empty "whipped cream chargers", and when he has no good reason then get an affidavit from a drug recognition expert that he appears to be on nitrous in his recent streams and file a probation violation.
That sounds like a lot of work though. I think they'd rather sit on their asses and pretend it's fine.
 
How could anyone ever post this thing? Is he literally so oblivious from all the Galaxy Gas that he is incapable of realizing how pathetic he looks in this? This is literally a meme-level "look at this pathetic faggot" picture.

How could anyone possibly post this pathetic shit?
My brain keeps telling me the image is photoshopped because there is no fucking way such an aggressively homosexual and pathetic selfie could ever be made.
 
It means he's a fucking idiot, and a textbook example of a Dry Drunk.
You're not even a dry drunk if you just switch to huffing nitrous like every day is a Grateful Dead show just to pass your tests so you can go back to drinking. This asshole is not sober.
I mean what can he do?
Recommend they throw him in jail come August or even before. Under the terms of his probation they don't even need a reason. He'll be going to jail unless they take affirmative action to defer it.
did he actually go to a rehab because i dont remember that happening
thats kind of what im asking.
He went to some outpatient program he mocked and claimed wasn't a rehab, while whining about being surrounded by those sad pathetic drug addicts when he clearly didn't belong there, and boasted about how amazed the person running the rehab was by how utterly awesome he is.
 
Every time Nick holds an animal it looks like it's about to die.

Probably because it might be.
"Oh no is this horrible skeleton about to beat me to death with a hammer?"
Considering legal mindset has mentioned that he regularly tried to coerce female fans into the swinger life, I believe faran.
This is not a secret. There was one stream where she was a guest and got really drunk and Nick was just openly perving on her. At the time she wasn't really hostile to it, although the audience was seriously creeped out, one of Nick's early mask-off moments, and she asked him to take it down, which to his credit he did.
 
Watching the Keanu slapfight, was he always this whiny & bitchy? Did he go up against jobbers to pad his ibs record? Or the drugs drained the ibs out of him? Even the Eric july & Sean fights he wasn't about to cry every 5 seconds.
Nick was blessed by god to have opponents in the good old days that had the intelligence and personality equivalent to that of a piece of soggy toast. His big trial streams featured such antagonists as Binger and the famously anger-shitting Amber Heard. Dude lucked out for years on end having people enter his orbit that made him look better for their lacking. Those days are long gone.
 
Nick found some time in his busy schedule of huffing nitrous and malding to follow an alleged 18-year-old OnlyFans whore on Instagram.
That looks like an obvious bot account to me.

Oof. What is Rekieta doing?
I put this through multiple AI image detectors, and all but one of them are saying this is AI generated.
Mandy 2.0 arc incoming?
Nick continues his pattern of falling for AI slop like a boomer. The so-called main account of the thot he recently followed on Instagram has posted some VERY obviously machine generated content.


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I'm hoping Melton

Nick spending countless hours groveling at Melton's feet for Melton to all of a sudden heelturn and say "Nick was never out friend and we always saw him as a clown, he's really an awful guy" would be kino and probably break him
Expecting Melton to part ways with a father of 5 would be like expect Ralph to ditch a man who owned a torta buffet
 
Nick is undeniably on the same trajectory as Ralph...a guntward spiral, if you will.
The only difference is that Nick is falling from a far greater height.
This made me think about how different the two are actually tbh. For all of Ralph's faults, part of me believes that he does feel bad and wishes he hadn't hurt the people he has. He just doesn't know any other way to cope so he doubles down infinitely. I get that sense as recently as Null's call on MATI a few weeks ago.

I don't think Nick has those feelings. Nick's biggest regret is probably the coke stream. If he could go back and continue living the life he had that day, he wouldn't have changed anything other than not streaming that day. He would continue abusing drugs/alcohol, he'd continue neglecting his kids, he'd continue to live in squalor, he'd continue being a sex fiend. He doesn't regret doing any of it, he's not ashamed of any of it, he just wishes that he didn't get caught.

On the other hand, Ralph's biggest regret is cheating on Nora undoubtedly. The fact he won't admit that's why she left is pretty telling, he's actually ashamed of doing it. If Ralph could go back and live the life he had with Nora, before he got fucked up on drugs, before he cheated on her, I genuinely believe he would at least try to do things differently.

Nick's superpower is making anyone compared to him seem infinitely better, and he even achieves this with Ralph.
 
I think Nick could quite literally be possessed.
I was raised extremely religious (Christian) but try not to evaluate situations with those principles because I’m not sure how much of it I believe.

That said, Rekieta’s behavior, in my opinion, does not fit into any psychological framework I’m aware of. A religious framework makes much more sense.

Either way, I’m scared for the kids.
 
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