Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[Seethan Ralph]

Though, I really wonder how much of cash does he have on his account. He's been making that content since over 5 years, with view count ranging from well below 100k to far beyond 1 million, based on a cursory look at his videos. Even if some are demonetized, he surely got some just from ad revenue, even if you ignore livestreams, superchats, Youtube channel members and other shit. If that wouldn't be enough for him to buy an apartment, then it still would be enough to move the fuck out from his mommy's basement, rent something nice in a decent neighborhood, buy a shitbox and invest the remainder. All while doing any kind of job like even mcfucking flipping burgers just so he has some contact with a real 3D people.

He can be normal. And he refuses to despite being in much better position than a lot of people.

 

[Warai Otoko]

Live. With synths brother and Sven Stoffels.

 

[Chudborean]

His path to cowdom was set in stone the instant some retard made that appreciation thread about him. If you like someone never bring the farms attention to them.

Especially when the man the appreciation thread is about is a massive sperg who constantly says embarrassing shit. He wasn't exactly a lolcow back when the thread was made but he was showing signs and had many previous lolcow-ish moments, even back when the thread was just made people still recognized that he was "sort of" a lolcow; well ever since then it only got worse and worse for synth resulting in this thread.

Getting drunk on a live stream, when you know people will take clips, is always a bad idea.

During that stream he was constantly mentioning le evil A-logs and kiwis trying to stir up drama and he was STILL saying that much embarrassing shit.

What exactly has been so hard about his life? Doesn't seem like he grew up poor, he's 30 and never had to really work a real job, doesn't appear he ever went to college, gets paid to sit on his ass while sperging and playing games. Sounds like fucking easy mode.

Except a life of just playing video games all day is extremely unfulfilling, especially when said life involves next to no social interaction or experiences outside of a mold infested room, and the only video games played are slop to appeal to a doomer audience that only wants to hear bitching and moaning.
Like I said before, the only thing Synth has going for him is his channel which its only purpose in the mainstream is to be laughed at by other channels when he occasionally uploads a really shit review. Synth himself recognizes this describing his YouTube career as "infamous".
Synth could realistically turn his life around, however, he will never do that as he is too lazy and believing he could would be "normie thinking".

Though, I really wonder how much of cash does he have on his account.

He's said he doesn't make 6 figures and that his mom makes more money then him.

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Anyway here is more clips from the 4 hour long doomer hour stream, sorry for being late.

Spoiler: Clips

Stated he was originally quite smart and got great grades until he got depressed, lazy and fell back resulting in him never recovering.

Talks about his therapist and stated his mother said he would die alone.

Has a desire to make new friend's but never wants to talk.

Says the internet ruined his life, how he would in the case of him having a child would never let him on the internet; talks about his father and mother being abusive.

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Live. With synths brother and Sven Stoffels.

A GOTY contender is out but he still wont play it, instead he will opt to playing a glorified asset flip.

 

[Berrakh]

Reminds me of how O&A types still harass Ant’s brother in Long Island for no reason. Hopefully it’s nothing.

 

[Appletuncrusader]

I haven't got a time stamp but earlier in the stream (anywhere from 65 to 80 minutes in), synth joked with svenstoffels that he should make a futa vtuber, and one of them suggested synth supply him with references.

Why do futafags act like this?

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I haven't got a time stamp but earlier in the stream (anywhere from 65 to 80 minutes in), synth joked with svenstoffels that he should make a futa vtuber, and one of them suggested synth supply him with references.

Why do futafags act like this?

Coombrained degenerates will always try to insert their fetish into anything. Futa is just inherently more degenerate than most things, like furries and faggots, so they are more annoyingly vocal.

 

[Jace on ice]

Though, I really wonder how much of cash does he have on his account. He's been making that content since over 5 years, with view count ranging from well below 100k to far beyond 1 million, based on a cursory look at his videos. Even if some are demonetized, he surely got some just from ad revenue, even if you ignore livestreams, superchats, Youtube channel members and other shit. If that wouldn't be enough for him to buy an apartment, then it still would be enough to move the fuck out from his mommy's basement, rent something nice in a decent neighborhood, buy a shitbox and invest the remainder. All while doing any kind of job like even mcfucking flipping burgers just so he has some contact with a real 3D people.

He can be normal. And he refuses to despite being in much better position than a lot of people.

He said before he has more than enough cash to move out.

I assume the reason he doesn't is that he's horrendously socially awkward and his only friend is his brother so he doesn't want to doom himself to a lonely existence.

 

[30+GameOvers]

During that stream he was constantly mentioning le evil A-logs and kiwis trying to stir up drama and he was STILL saying that much embarrassing shit.

He and his fans all have paper thin spines, which once again is spot-on with the modern day cuckchanner. Little wonder why Soycast Guy made a literal "no bully please " notice on his thread's OP post.

Except a life of just playing video games all day is extremely unfulfilling, especially when said life involves next to no social interaction or experiences outside of a mold infested room, and the only video games played are slop to appeal to a doomer audience that only wants to hear bitching and moaning.

If he was a speedrunning troon doing what none of us can do in a game he likes, that would be one thing. Instead, he's doing nothing but playing the new games(poorly), anyone in this thread can do that if their rig can run the game. He really can't accept that he has nothing original going for him, even his comments in his reviews are mostly just astroturfed from 4chan and other zeitgeists he visits.

Stated he was originally quite smart and got great grades until he got depressed, lazy and fell back resulting in him never recovering.

So this guy failed the American public school system, which is quite literally made so mind numbingly easy to pass so that even a nigger can do pass these exams, and he wants us to take his opinions seriously? WHOA BUDDY!
"I was pretty smart"
Yeah, they all say that.

Talks about his therapist and stated his mother said he would die alone.

There you go, his chat said that one of them also had his mother tell him he was going to die alone. "Literally me bro, fr fr!"
Exhibit A of Synthetic fans being every single bit as pathetic as Coby and seeing themselves in him/wanting him as a "cool friend", totally not parasocial at all.

Says the internet ruined his life, how he would in the case of him having a child would never let him on the internet; talks about his father and mother being abusive.

The internet isn't your therapist, Coby. As much as we make fun of piggertits, the only therapy session I can think of he had was the one with Jim, right after the pillbottle fiasco. Even the infamous rage pig tries to make his streams more than just a pity party for himself, what does that make you?
This dude doesn't even need to get laid, he needs be taken to a fucking club to have a few drinks. It's clear he has never had a normal social interaction with another human being aside from his brother and his mother before and is deathly afraid of it, so instead of letting loose and having a bit of fun as he tries something new, he plans to sit on his ass until he melts into his gaming chair. Grow the fuck up, pal.

A GOTY contender is out but he still wont play it, instead he will opt to playing a glorified asset flip.

If we're talking about Claire: Expedition 33, it just looks like a generic JRPG. Everything is a "GOTY contender" now as long as it isn't a Concord level flop, that's how low the gamercattle standards have fallen. KCD2 was also a "GOTY contender" at one point. If Coby doesn't want to torture himself with the newest frogslop, I can't blame him. You can take a man out of Ubisoft, but you can never take Ubisoft out of him, and I have never been proven wrong on this yet. The game will be forgotten in a week or two when the next flavor of the month slop drops, he loses out on nothing especially if his fans don't want to see him play it either.

I haven't got a time stamp but earlier in the stream (anywhere from 65 to 80 minutes in), synth joked with svenstoffels that he should make a futa vtuber, and one of them suggested synth supply him with references.

Why do futafags act like this?

I don't think this is even a futa thing, Coby is just so socially stunted that he has nothing to talk about except for how much of a silly coomer he is

I mean, what else is he going to talk about? He doesn't go out, he doesn't have a job, he has no social interactions, he doesn't talk to anyone but his family and chat and he has no hobbies outside videogames. The only conversation piece he has is what porn he jacks off to.

 

[Noxe]

totally not parasocial at all.

You can tell they're parasocial the way they treated that thread as if it was a discord. All the users being buddy buddy and on a name basis. All of them making incestuous simp videos for their edaddy. Hell one of them straight up used their YouTube name as their kiwifarms name even though that's such a stupid idea imo.

You can take a man out of Ubisoft, but you can never take Ubisoft out of him,

This is why I'll forever say the only good ubislop games are the 2 South Park games (and their DLC).

 

[WootieWot]

He said before he has more than enough cash to move out.

I assume the reason he doesn't is that he's horrendously socially awkward and his only friend is his brother so he doesn't want to doom himself to a lonely existence.

Living alone also comes with more responsibilities, as household care is left up to you entirely. You've got to clean your own house, you have to buy your own food, you have to cook your own food, you have to clean all the dishes, you have to wash all your clothes etc etc. Seeing how incredibly lazy Synth is, is he really ready for all those extra responsibilities?

 

[30+GameOvers]

This is why I'll forever say the only good ubislop games are the 2 South Park games (and their DLC).

The first one is an Obsidian game, it isn't even Ubisoft. I think the second one is Ubisoft made, so that makes one good game they made, lmao
Altho I did like that Extraction game they released a few years back, solely because I liked the Extinction mode in COD Ghosts of course. I still won't touch Siege with a 10 foot pole.

You can tell they're parasocial the way they treated that thread as if it was a discord. All the users being buddy buddy and on a name basis. All of them making incestuous simp videos for their edaddy. Hell one of them straight up used their YouTube name as their kiwifarms name even though that's such a stupid idea imo.

@Obsul straight up streams about the state of their thread with Egad, they are nothing more than modern day discord browsing brigading spamming cuckchanners and that's all they will ever be.

Living alone also comes with more responsibility, as household care is left up to you entirely. You've got to clean your own house, you have to buy your own food, you have to cook your own food, you have to clean all the dishes, you have to wash all your clothes etc etc. Seeing how incredibly lazy Synth is, is he really ready for all those extra responsibilities?

His room would be just as messy as Asmongold's(and eventually, his house would resemble Rekieta's) and he would order door dash everyday like DSP. He really should just live his best life and cover drama instead of videogames, it's clear he wants people online to talk to him more than he wants to sell the idea of this "chud gamer that tells the truth!" which has all but been destroyed now.

 

[Seafarer]

Especially the "I can't own a gun or I'd kill myself". That's bitch shit.

Isn’t that literally a talking point used by communist tranny Redditors when asked why they haven’t bought a gun if they are living in constant fear of the fascist Drumpf dictatorship that will undoubtedly put PoCs and queer folxx in concentration camps?

 

[NuIItley]

Isn’t that literally a talking point used by communist tranny Redditors when asked why they haven’t bought a gun if they are living in constant fear of the fascist Drumpf dictatorship that will undoubtedly put PoCs and queer folxx in concentration camps?

Yes. You should also keep in mind the fact that the incel-to-tranny pipeline is real. I wouldn't exactly say that Coby is an incel given the fact that he's dated an actual woman before, but he does have a lot of incel-ish tendencies. Most notably his porn addiction centered around closted homosexual paraphilias.

 

[Warai Otoko]

Hell one of them straight up used their YouTube name as their kiwifarms name even though that's such a stupid idea imo.

There are more than one. After the phonebook thread of synth fans they don't even post or use stickers.
Except @Ricardo Cumsox, he is temp banned.
They are afraid.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Isn’t that literally a talking point used by communist tranny Redditors when asked why they haven’t bought a gun if they are living in constant fear of the fascist Drumpf dictatorship that will undoubtedly put PoCs and queer folxx in concentration camps?

Yes. You should also keep in mind the fact that the incel-to-tranny pipeline is real. I wouldn't exactly say that Coby is an incel given the fact that he's dated an actual woman before, but he does have a lot of incel-ish tendencies. Most notably his porn addiction centered around closted homosexual paraphilias.

I'm thinking Coby isn't even a right winger, more of a lefty grifter trying to muscle in on the territory like Andy Pants. The more we find out about him, or rather more that he openly tells us of his own volition, the more it sounds like he's just your average left leaning centrist redditor who comes over to 4chan to say edgy shit(or to feel like he's some sort of an internet badass, as if being from 4chan had any meaning for the last 15 years now). Suffice it to say, I think the real reason Coby doesn't want to own a gun is, well one his mommy won't let him own one, he talked about how he doesn't want her to find out how late into the night he streams or she will yell at him(lol), two because his weak wrists wouldn't be able to handle the kick of one.

Three, that would eat up into his tendy and plushie funds. Four, he's probably too lazy to get the licensing and other paperwork done to legally own one, and too much of a pussy to do so illegally.

 

[Foltest]

Living alone also comes with more responsibilities, as household care is left up to you entirely. You've got to clean your own house, you have to buy your own food, you have to cook your own food, you have to clean all the dishes, you have to wash all your clothes etc etc. Seeing how incredibly lazy Synth is, is he really ready for all those extra responsibilities?

Moving out from home would be the best decision for him in the long run.
He would need to grow up and stop being a leech on his mom.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Moving out from home would be the best decision for him in the long run.
He would need to grow up and stop being a leech on his mom.

Although i agree, he just currently doesnt have the skills to survive alone and living alone entails having more responsibilities that synth just doesnt want to deal with. If he started to clean and do stuff around the house more, maybe learn to cook better and such then maybe movingout wouldnt be so bad. Currently i have no faithin him moving out.

Also him not owning a gun because his mom said no is funny to me. Ill assume his mom doesnt want him streaming until late is because it probably hurts her beauty sleep or just cant fucking bother to hear her manlet child scream about how women are whores or sperging about some random vtuber.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Also him not owning a gun because his mom said no is funny to me. Ill assume his mom doesnt want him streaming until late is because it probably hurts her beauty sleep or just cant fucking bother to hear her manlet child scream about how women are whores or sperging about some random vtuber.

Pussy needs to buy a 1911 in .45 ACP like a REAL MAN *insert Fudd meme here*. I would find the footage of him flinching at the recoil hilarious.

 

[Wünderkind]

Yes. You should also keep in mind the fact that the incel-to-tranny pipeline is real. I wouldn't exactly say that Coby is an incel given the fact that he's dated an actual woman before, but he does have a lot of incel-ish tendencies. Most notably his porn addiction centered around closted homosexual paraphilias.

I'm thinking Coby isn't even a right winger, more of a lefty grifter trying to muscle in on the territory like Andy Pants. The more we find out about him, or rather more that he openly tells us of his own volition, the more it sounds like he's just your average left leaning centrist redditor who comes over to 4chan to say edgy shit(or to feel like he's some sort of an internet badass, as if being from 4chan had any meaning for the last 15 years now). Suffice it to say, I think the real reason Coby doesn't want to own a gun is, well one his mommy won't let him own one, he talked about how he doesn't want her to find out how late into the night he streams or she will yell at him(lol), two because his weak wrists wouldn't be able to handle the kick of one.
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Three, that would eat up into his tendy and plushie funds. Four, he's probably too lazy to get the licensing and other paperwork done to legally own one, and too much of a pussy to do so illegally.

it took his daddy anthony cumia til age 44 to get his hands on his first gun too, like father like son

 

[carto-ro]

Four, he's probably too lazy to get the licensing and other paperwork done to legally own one, and too much of a pussy to do so illegally.

If he's in NC he just has to go to a store with a sporting goods section or a gun store and fill out the form, take like 30 min. unless he had something that disqualified him on a background check. Even if he's cheap you can get a Hi-Point in any caliber for under $200 and I saw their yeet cannon selling for $90 at a LGS.

Another thought, one reason he might not have a gun is he might be paranoid about it, that he'd act on an intrusive thought or something so he avoids them.