Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PyrrhicRustle]

Moonman and The Triple K Mafia being Nick's crack suppliers wasn't on my bingo card this year.
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I have never been more disillusioned by a childhood hero.

Just can’t believe moonman would ever stoop so low.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Before casting your vote for LOTY, remember: Through all of this, Austingambles enjoys a cleaner environment than Nick.

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Off topic, but I think that Anisa/Idubbbz so far deserve the 2025 LOTY more than Austin and Rekieta.

 

[woc_krava]

Are you retarded? He’s literally descended into a hedonistic lifestyle of sex and drugs. Thats Slaaneshi influence, 100%.

Yeah, fair play. It has a Slaaneshi feel to it with the balldo. On the other hand let's be honest - recently Grandpa Nurgle has been giving him more gifts than he has given Ethan Ralph. The blue hands, the pink face, etc.

Speaking from the heart though, I genuinely think he’s been possessed by a demon. Never before have I seen a better case made to prove that demonic possession is real, evil exists, and only through Christ can you find salvation.

Very spot on. Can't add anything to this, except to say - to anyone reading this thread, heed this advice.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Off topic, but I think that Anisa/Idubbbz so far deserve the 2025 LOTY more than Austin and Rekieta.

“So far”. Also Ralph definitely had a worse 2023 than Rekieta, he just had the benefit of the Mandy shit dropping at the end of the year while the Horse d’Ivorce happened in like April so was stale news during voting. It really comes down to perceptions at end of year, Ralph calmed down for a bit after his big felt, Rekieta was still being a cunt last year all the way through.

Does the Kiwifarms even have the capital it will take if worst comes to worse this ends up going to the supreme Court?

He does have a pretty healthy six figures left from the legal fun I believe, and like others have said he’s not really being asked for anything, the lawyers are pissed off on a personal level.

 

[Sneed Force One]

[ X.1 / X.2 / Archive.1 / Archive.2 ] (Has GhostArchive shit the bed for anyone else?)

Aaron Imholte directly states that Faren Fronczak / FarenBalanced had more dirt on Nick Rekieta, and had the upper hand in forcing Nick to withdraw his vitrolic attack on his Twitter page recently.
This adds weight to the idea that Nick’s unusual magnanimity stems not from mercy, but from fear.

 

[AnOminous]

It makes you think what the fuck his creative writing degree was for if he can't write clearly enough that he doesn't need to keep saying "I didn't say that".

It's not accidental. He specifically does it so he can tell lies and later claim he didn't say that.

It's the most insufferable faggoty thing he does, and he does a lot of insufferable faggoty things.

 

[Sloppa]

The shit flinging is still going on. There is simply too much and too fast to archive it all right now.

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He wanted to take Faran to the Sodomy Barn

 

[Vibralldo]

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Aaron Imholte directly states that Faren Fronczak / FarenBalanced had more dirt on Nick Rekieta, and had the upper hand in forcing Nick to withdraw his vitrolic attack on his Twitter page recently.

She should leak them then

 

[not william stenchever]

recently Grandpa Nurgle has been giving him more gifts than he has given Ethan Ralph. The blue hands, the pink face, etc.

He doesn't let the nurglings get anywhere near the balldo bunker though.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Anyone have a repository of funny nick pictures? Looking to work on something funny and it would help. Thx.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

So with Celeste's medicine next to the bed, does that mean Nick truly is following in Chris-chan's footsteps?

 

[not william stenchever]

So with Celeste's medicine next to the bed, does that mean Nick truly is following in Chris-chan's footsteps?

Do not start us down this cursed train of thought.

 

[30+GameOvers]

is nick's probation officer not interested in his obvious nitrous use? really weird right? must not be keeping abreast of the situation

At this point, it's safe to assume that the entire county is corrupt in some way, if the quest for the bodycam footage is of any indication. Or, it could simply be that the officers don't give a shit, and Nick knows this.

holy shit. yeah. that was when nick was at a high point so everyone had to kind of be like
>maybe nick had a flu day he's the based non commie faggot guy. he's just on a bad day or something

but yeah, i remember that shit. he resorted to screeching like he did with keanu and everyone was like
>BRO HOLY BASED HE CALLED HIM A FAGGOT.

probably a stream of the times that were different when saying "retard" was basically a bot transcript instaban or complete automatic demonetization on all platforms when shit was real grim and locked down in the early 2020s

To be far, that Duncan guy is a complete and utter retard, so at that point in time Nick was the lesser evil(and it helps he wasn't completely disowned by everyone and had a shred of respectability at the time this debate aired). Nick's channel was also taken down by him, so that led to Nick being a martyr.

Nick also thinks his house was just a little messy, that he doesn't look like he's abusing nitrous, and that he looks healthy

Nick has less self awareness than Chris Chan

Don't forget that Chris has better social cues than him.

 

[Sloppa]

So with Celeste's medicine next to the bed, does that mean Nick truly is following in Chris-chan's footsteps?

in reality he probably offered to take her expired medication "back to the drugstore". . .AKA mashed up on his kitchen counter and snorted.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Nick is now beefing with both sides of ComicsGat
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Its time to ring up the big bad black comic man for a reconciliation!

Cool. Nick's mom & dad can pay for the hotel room. The orange cat can babysit the kids.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Anyone have a repository of funny nick pictures? Looking to work on something funny and it would help. Thx.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/balldoverse-meme-edit-general.192233/

 

[carl9987]

I fed the notes to grok and asked it to create images without any additional prompt. This shit is depressing

 

[Major]

The disgraced non-practicing involuntarily restricted lawyer has logged back on Xitter to argue about the body camera footage with Faran within 6 minutes of her posting a reasonable statement on the issue

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This argument is still going on just in the time it took to archive it but I'm tapping out here

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Faran is now a professional newscaster, so is now officially more successful than Nick, the whippet boy.

 

[AltisticRight]

@FaranFronczakTV welcome to this goofy site.
Your posts will need manual approval since you're a new user.

Did Nick actually invite you to his swinging polycue? Was he creepy?
I would love to learn more about your mother's senses in the situation, seeing right through him and what-not. It sounds funny.

 

[AnOminous]

Another possibility is he was being eaten alive by insects living in the filth hoard like Bob was in his late life and the officers just assumed the bug bites were trackmarks given the everything else they were looking at. But in that case one would assume the kids/April/Kayla would be bitten too.

Nick was a barely functional lunatic living in utter squalor at that point. If he were doing IV drugs they'd have found them.