Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.2%

  • Total voters
    304
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What does this even mean?
Word salad from a soup brain. Here is an artists depiction of Nick's thought process

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So what's happening with Nick Mother?

Has she been enabling his behaviour by giving Nick pharmaceuticals or has he been stealing from family?
He's stealing them and she's aware of that but she also doesn't intervene or bring it up. Nick and Daddy Rackets spent their life pretending Celeste isn't a lush and in turn she pretends golden boy Nick doesn't steal her pills. This is speculation but I'd also bet the farm on it.
 
I'm hoping Melton

Nick spending countless hours groveling at Melton's feet for Melton to all of a sudden heelturn and say "Nick was never out friend and we always saw him as a clown, he's really an awful guy" would be kino and probably break him
I'd believe this before Nick's integration of Supertips, now Melton has a financial incentive to ignore his audience's cries to disown Nick.
 
That was a very amusing part. "You don't have probable cause."
Skellynigger, they had probable cause already, that's why they're at your house.
Nick literally just says random lawyer terms that he thinks would be applicable to the situation with conviction and that was enough to trick hundreds of thousands of people into thinking he knows what he's talking about
 
"You don't have probable cause!!!" -Nick :really:

The cops got a motherfucking search warrant, Nick. That's what we call, "probable cause".
We all saw the coke on your nose bud, they had cause. I know this all got litigated afterwards but the gall to say “there’s no reason for this” after the entirety of 2023 and 2024 was probable cause enough.
 
I think Nick could quite literally be possessed.
Magi-chan has claimed another soul. The only question that remains is "who's next?"
Its time to ring up the big bad black comic man for a reconciliation!
Why would a fine, upstanding businessman who has pulled himself up by his own bootstraps have anything to do with a white bread ass nigga like Nick?
 
BREAKING!: At great personal risk to health and sanity I have acquired secret ''pictoral evadance'' from the Cuck Lair that I release here before the CandiedYoshi Mafia catches up to me:

Cuck Lair revealed
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Soon after, a small child walks in. She's wearing an old shirt with some show called "Saved by The Bell" on it
"Daddy, can I have some SpaghettiOs. I'm hungry"
"NOOOO!" Screams the Ghoul "DADDY IS VERY BUSY"
"No go to your room and get dress. You'll need to help Daddy with his "favors""
Tears roll down her eyes, "OK Daddy"
Her puppy dog eyes scream "Please say you love me Daddy" but in her heart of hearts she'll know she'll never hear those words.
The Ghoul sits back in his chair. Still sulking from the felt. That Fat Ham Sandwich Shaun is still out there.
He sighs. "I wish my love April was still here."
He upzips his pants. On the screen, there is only a picture of a purple dragon, in a car, eating pizza, and farting
 
I was discussing this, and at this point my input is not relevant. I don't think I'm a party to any of this anymore. It's Hardin and Bromke now and they call the shots. The Zugzwang they're setting up is probably something that almost never happens in litigation history, because most cases are between two parties, and in this instance the antagonist is that government. I'm actually really excited because it's going up make a great story. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up on big YouTube channels eventually.
Does the Kiwifarms even have the capital it will take if worst comes to worse this ends up going to the supreme Court?


Also would you be ok with teaming up with lefty groups (ACLU for example) if they think this is a big enough of an issue to support? I'm thinking or the skohki case (the one where the Nazis marched in the Jewish town and the ACLU came to there aid). I feel like this type of case is the thing that all sides can get behind to back regardless of what opinion they might have about you/the site.
 
On the joke side, if it was Chaos possession, do you think it's Nurgle?
Are you retarded? He’s literally descended into a hedonistic lifestyle of sex and drugs. Thats Slaaneshi influence, 100%.

Speaking from the heart though, I genuinely think he’s been possessed by a demon. Never before have I seen a better case made to prove that demonic possession is real, evil exists, and only through Christ can you find salvation.
 
Does the Kiwifarms even have the capital it will take if worst comes to worse this ends up going to the supreme Court?


Also would you be ok with teaming up with lefty groups (ACLU for example) if they think this is a big enough of an issue to support? I'm thinking or the skohki case (the one where the Nazis marched in the Jewish town and the ACLU came to there aid). I feel like this type of case is the thing that all sides can get behind to back regardless of what opinion they might have about you/the site.

The lawyers are working pro bo no and are handling the current appeal. They are mandatorily awarded their fair fees if they prevail.

Given that Hardin wrote an appeal to the American Supreme Court, I think he and others can handle the Minnesota Court.
 
It was an early sign of Nick's sociopathy
He grifted hundreds of thousands off Vic, pretended to be his biggest supporter despite knowing nothing about him or anime, wormed his way into his inner circle, suggested a terrible lawyer, then dipped once he lost the case and cost Vic hundreds of thousands.

Truly disgusting, cowardly behavior.
You simply do not understand, stalker child. Nick was LEVERAGING Vic's MONEY. One does not have Petrofac money if one doesn't dig at least several six-figure holes for no good reason.
 
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