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Burt's crippling gay autism will never not be entertaining.
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It was exhausting by the time S3 ended but gets more endearing the longer you stay away from it.
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Arcs have followed a specific repeating pattern each season. There will be a retarded yet charismatic male contestant known for their content making ability. Arguments will persist if their annoying personality is worth the content they make. Likely pushed off the show between week 2 and 3. Think Jon, Jimmy, Cole, and Alex.
There will be a contestant, likely female, who seems to know more than they are letting on. They will embrace something disgusting about themselves and fans will meme the hell out of it. These are your Letty’s, Tayleigh’s, and Binx’s. Note the difference in quality of the listed fish. Could save the show or be annoying as fuck, there is no in between.
There will be a romance arc likely involving the retarded male contestant. This was Letty and Jon in season one, Cole and JC in season two, Alex and binx in season three.
There’s a good chance for a gay ship as well. While season two skipped over this, season one had Jon and Simmons and season three literally defined the concept of the gay dating show.
There will exist a fat blob of lard who does nothing. They will either be universally loved for their lack of interest in the show or hated. Ian and Mauro were loved, Meg was hated. It remains to be seen if this has something to do with the blob’s gender, but it does seem like the male blobs are funnier. On return, blobs usually use all of their original charm and become annoying.
Expect a quiet girl who is gassed up by the audience for no real reason. Her fans will argue to no end that she’s more valuable than she actually is. In reality, they’re just simping. Josie and Payton are good examples of this. Tayleigh had some overlap into this category, but she was a bit too active to fully encapsulate this role.
A relatively minor lull in content will occur past week 1 and before week 3. This lull has varied in severity every season. A major lull in content will occur around the third week.
either this season will solidify these cyclical occurrences or it will finally break free of them
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all the shit you leaked was already posted in the summer thread right after it happened. you didnt leak anything new except that you are 33 years old and orbit a fishtank orbiter.
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It's stupid but I grew to appreciate the rice counting during the first day.
DustBuns
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Jettisoning Famous House straight in to rice counting with a more insane Goldstriker was a great touch. The fish were so whiplashed they just went right along with it.
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Chudbalaya
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oh well atleast im not autistic like you and every one here
yup and everyone here got Btfo'd Hahahahahhahahaha
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Smart casting decision by Jet and Ben to be fair.
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Almost every female contestant so far has had a septum piercing lmao
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Clearly Jet and Ben read this thread and saw all my posts about it during S2. I am glad Trish got rid of hers.
Another thing I hope for S4 is finally get the sharks back for real.
and more asshole ben story times.
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Is this the guy you were talking about in sneedchat during the first Bloodgames?
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Incase anyone missed it Mizzy creampied Burt. As for season 4 i look forward to spending time with you autistic bunch again.
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Delusional 4chan/twitter retards
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There are a surprising amount character archetypes every season when you think about it. Intentional or not. Although some of the connections are very loose and there's some overlap
The Autist Winner - Josie, TJ, Burt
On day 1 these fish look like they're gonna be the first ones out but they manage to win it all. Usually the protagonist of the show whether they deserve that title or not. Production coddles them throughout the season and no negative TTS is let trough. Most of the audience likes their quirks but a small minority absolutely despises them.
The Villain - Letty, Tayleigh, Binx
Although they're playing the show "right", they never win. Are willing to get more dirty and degenerate than everyone else. They annoy, soyface and farm simps that are crazier than any other contestant. Their ability to be likeable decreases by each season so far, as is their commitment in playing the game. With Binx being the least charismatic and weakest antagonist so far.
The Underdog/Coaster - Vance, Shinji, Payton
Friendtank enjoyers with no impulse to beef with anybody. Flash in the pan moments and constant hyping up from the audience/production make them seem more than they actually are. They coast to the last week with no one even knowing how they ended up there. But when push comes to shove they all flop out. Vance couldn't be a "menace", Shinji couldn't punch TJ's ribs despite being beaten to the point of almost passing out, Payton couldn't turn on Burt or Brandon despite their freakishness.
The Sperg - Jon, Jimmy, Alex B
Ticking time bomb of mental health issues that doesn't make it past the half point of the show. Constantly break rules and can't keep quiet. Are kept in until they get too annoying and it becomes too much to tard wrangle them anymore. Their exits are usually the highlight of the season.
The Slop Queen - Sylvia, Trish, Mizzy
Thin skinned and obviously not cut out for the show. No insane positive or negative attributes. They don't win any big challenges or create any huge moments by themselves. Every time the heat gets turned on them they break. Somehow still like being on the show and want to stay on. They like being production's pet favorite and will do anything except actually try.
The Plant - Damiel, Brian, Luke
Production self-insert. Set up to stir shit and be the villain but fail and get disliked by either the audience or the fish. They usually get booted in the most anticlimactic way possible.
Brian is a bit of an anomaly here since he was in the plants season and actually competed for the prize but admitted he got more direction in the basement on how to act than the other fish.
The Blob - Mauro, Meg, Ian
Nontent kings and queens. They do nothing all day and you sometime even forget they are there. Somehow have an almost ironic fanbase during their time on the show because of their inactivity. Only content they produce is when someone finally stabs trough their aura of indifference and they get pissed off. For Mauro it was Frank, for Meg it was Jimmy and for Ian it was Jobe.
The Hated - Simmons, Summer, Simbal
Unlikable and uncharismatic. Audience wants to kill them, production or fish want to get them out. There's always some weird sexual controversy involved in there too for some reason. The only one to make it far is was the least controversial one Simbal with long lasting immunity. The moment that wore off Simbal gets creep voted off by people who just met him.
And now some short descriptions fish that don't fit any cross season archetype. Unique to their own seasons.
The Reverse Plant (S2) - JC
Pretty self explanatory.
The Autist Loser (S2) - Cole
The reverse of the autist winner. He seems stronger than everyone and looks like he's gonna win it all on day 1. But ends up being the first antagonist of season 2 and flames out. Production doesn't pull any punches and all negative TTS is let trough. Was everyone's favorite until he pussied out.
The Rogue Plant (S3) - Ted
Despite having an edge over everybody considering his ability to win and knowledge of the show he gets kicked out in an even dumber way than the regular plants.
Famous House Filler (S3) - Alexis, La'ron, Smaack
Stereotypical reality tv show normies. Good for making the gaslight of the show believable for the rest of the fish. Not much good for anything after the reveal.
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I'm still on team 'Cole was kicked'. They tried too hard to make him into a villain by making all the other fish hate him, then acted shocked when he sperg'd out after being targeted by everyone. Didn't AB confirm he got kicked?
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I don't think it's fair to put Letty and Binx together, if anything Binx belongs with Josie and Tayleigh. I think Letty, Trish, and Mizzy are more comparable to each other.
Letty, Mizzy, and Trish rubbed everyone the wrong way all the time causing everyone to hate them leading to them becoming villains, the fans themselves also despise these three fish (less so Trish but a lot of people still don't like her at all) which is almost more important than the rest of the fish liking them. You can't be a true villain in Fishtank if the audience wants to drink your bathwater like they did with Binx. Binx and Tayleigh were mostly well liked by everyone in the house and all the fans as well, less so for Tayleigh but still to this day she has a large legion of simps. Any conflict Binx tried to start failed miserably making her look like a retard so she always defaults back to showing her ass to the camera or dancing like a stripper for the audience, which always works in her favor when it comes to making sure she's well liked.
This is just retarded, it's confirmed Cole was kicked. The only people who hate Cole this much are weird alogs that get furious that Cole even exists in the world like AB, probably because you guys were bullied by someone like Cole before.