Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%
  • Total voters
    294
Smashed & Slamed said:
You might have a point if this was about Nick in a vacuum. Not the obstinent, drug ridden, child neglecting Nick we can clearly see from a screen. Let alone in person.
To give some context. FPS Russia when basically entrapped with a minor weed charge and while having a good legal team and complying as much as humanly possible got a month in prison.
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I don't know who FPS Russia is but I'd ask that you also consider the quality of people police officers, state prosecutors and judges usually see coming through the system on drug offenses and child endangerment claims. His brain being as fried as it is, Rekieta is still more articulate (and conniving) than the overwhelming majority of his drug addled child abusing peers. Couple that with his silver tongue and it's not at all hard to see how those who operate the system, routinely processing the worst society has to offer, might see a glimmer of hope in his future.

We know better than to think this because we are wired in on a pattern of behavior they aren't autistically tracking.
 
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he who has thus come/gone said:
Would be very funny though if Kiwi Farmers tilted the sheriff's election in Kandiyohi County on the basis of the Sheriff engaging in unlawful and corrupt acts to hide public records.
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I really dislike the idea of out of towners swooping in and trying to buy local elections. The funny thing is we probably actually could, but I don't think we should.

At worst, things like this cause incredibly hostile responses by the locals, much like Elon Musk's attempt to buy the Wisconsin Supreme Court, which was resoundingly and angrily rejected by voters.
Balldo's Gate said:
The other thing to keep in mind is even if that these people have heard "secret stuff", that doesn't mean it's true.
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It looks like much of that was what was in the bodycam notes, which Nick has more or less confirmed, and considering how little time they had to do it before it was shut down, explains why they were reluctant to be more forthcoming.

Arguably, they shouldn't have disclosed anything at all because it may be what gave Nick and the prosecutor colluding with each other the opportunity to sweep it, but that would be my main problem with it. It doesn't appear this was some sneaky attempt to be "in the know," it was something they knew was coming out soon anyway.

Still, it's a point to consider. Perhaps if some entirely legal information exfiltration is going on, just DON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT IT until it's a fait accompli. This flurry of legal activity could have been entirely a response to stuff that was swirling around on social media.
 
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Forfeited Heroes said:
, Rekieta is still more articulate (and conniving) than the overwhelming majority of his drug addled child abusing peers
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His entire repertoire is not knowing the difference between being able to technically twist the meaning of words vs actually doing that in a manner that convinces anyone. Ethan ralph had people genuinely believe him for longer than nick has and he has a much better court room track record.

People "believing" in rekieta dont actually believe him it's just daddy gives money to the zoo or the county or oh I can get streaming clout or oh I'm a boomer and kiwifarmers must be some upstart rapscallions or oh I want a degen polycule or oh I hate kiwifarms so I'll side nick. They don't believe nick doesn't abuse his kids they just don't give a fuck that he's abusing his kids and they believe they'll benefit in propping him up

Ralph had people genuinely believe him for longer which is why he had decent enough donations for years. People now are just trying to trick you into thinking they believe nick so they're not just branded as pro child abuse outright.
 
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Sloppa said:
I'm just musing to myself, if Nick's dad pressuring the Judge to supress evidence, is the flea that bit the mouse, who chased the cat who burned down the House Mr Balldo Built. . .
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Almost all court is stupid fucks who did stupid shit and played stupid games and won stupid prizes fighting with other stupid fucks who also did stupid shit and played stupid games and won stupid prizes, paying stupid fucks with stupid jobs stupid amounts of money to argue about which stupid fuck was the most stupid fuck in front of some stupid motherfucker in a robe and, sometimes, twelve stupid motherfuckers too fucking stupid to get out of jury duty.

There, I just explained all of law.
 
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AnOminous said:
Almost all court is stupid fucks who did stupid shit and played stupid games and won stupid prizes fighting with other stupid fucks who also did stupid shit and played stupid games and won stupid prizes, paying stupid fucks with stupid jobs stupid amounts of money to argue about which stupid fuck was the most stupid fuck in front of some stupid motherfucker in a robe and, sometimes, twelve stupid motherfuckers too fucking stupid to get out of jury duty.

There, I just explained all of law.
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The legal process would be improved if all decisions were made by divining the signs of flocks of birds or funny looking clouds.
 
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Cheezits0 said:
Meme Copium implies he's heard stories of Nick hitting his daughter(s)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAFiQmNXDs8&t=6576 Timestamp 1:49:36
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He did say he had some dirt on nick some time ago but wanted the cam footage to be released to have something to back up his claims.

"how crazy it is? I would say maybe 8 of 10. is not totally out there but I feel it will definitely make people still baldowashing want to distance from him, or be at arms length"
 
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AnOminous said:
Arguably, they shouldn't have disclosed anything at all because it may be what gave Nick and the prosecutor colluding with each other the opportunity to sweep it, but that would be my main problem with it. It doesn't appear this was some sneaky attempt to be "in the know," it was something they knew was coming out soon anyway.

Still, it's a point to consider. Perhaps if some entirely legal information exfiltration is going on, just DON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT IT until it's a fait accompli. This flurry of legal activity could have been entirely a response to stuff that was swirling around on social media.
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Nick may not have found out (all he does is doomscroll on twitter and shittily stream), but I'm assuming the Sheriff, DA, and Judge probably all talked at the Lion's Club or Kiwanis or whatever, and probably would have shut it down. Maybe not with quite the same urgency- like we may have gotten secondary viewings in, but before it was released.

Unless the theory on momma and Papa Rekieta funding elections bears fruit, the "not make the town look worse" somehow... is my going theory.

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Meme Copium implies he's heard stories of Nick hitting his daughter(s)
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What a handsome kiwi post!
 
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Forfeited Heroes said:
Couple that with his silver tongue and it's not at all hard to see how those who operate the system, routinely processing the worst society has to offer, might see a glimmer of hope in his future.
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Did you read the body cam transcript?
This wanna be lawyer tried to argue about probable cause, after being presented a warrant.
He is neither smart nor charismatic.
Again why should we give the cops the benefit of the doubt?
Nick is an antagonistic criminal that is being treated like a remorseful one, and for what?
For being a first time offender?
 
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