Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Anaiah Carlson]

Just how many more chances do you think you deserve?

just one more. But it has to be a fair chance.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I'd never break up with her, i'd never physically abuse her, I wouldn't encourage her foolish decisions, and I would teach her to stop being so hateful and unforgiving of other people, and i would help her become a more stable person. I would be a servant to her and do whatever she needed me to do and I would be her partner in everything she wanted from me as long as I was morally ok with it. I would show her what real love is and I would treat her special in a way no one else would. And she would see that I am different than all the other guys she's been with and that I'm good for her she would see that once she was with me in person and realized all I want to do is love her and be there for her and I have no ulterior motives in trying to be in a relationship with her. And all the other guys who she breaks up with, move on. But for me, it would be the end of my world if she were to break up with me. So she would actually have someone who loves her so much he couldn't bear to have her break up with him. I was formerly her partner in questionable activities online, so I'd be her teammate in a way no one else would be. We would work well together because I'd be willing to help her do all kinds of things no one else would be crazy enough to do to help her with. I'd be the first stable thing in her life if she was willing to give me a chance and make it work. I just have to convince her to give me that second chance and I'll be successful I believe.

 

[gummy]

just one more. But it has to be a fair chance.

If you somehow got that chance and she still says no, then what will you do?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Super hard to get. But I intend to rise to what she requires once I get that opportunity.

I can relate, I had to stalk and then roundhouse kick my current GF before she would relent and give me the time of day, but now we're in a very healthy relationship and she comes to see me during visiting hours, sometimes twice a week.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

http://ownshrink.com/stalking/stalkers-the-dangerous-the-confused-the-minions/

I can relate, I had to stalk and then roundhouse kick my current GF before she would relent and give me the time of day, but now we're in a very healthy relationship and she comes to see me during visiting hours, sometimes twice a week.

See there is hope for me!

If you somehow got that chance and she still says no, then what will you do?

Then I'll give up. If its impossible to change her mind then there's no sense in trying anymore. I only try because I believe I can do it. I don't attempt to do what I think is impossible.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

@tamarlover everything you say sounds like it was written for Annie Wilkes.

 

[MasterDisaster]

She makes horrible choices for herself and her children, like entering relationships with people frivolously. You can say all you want about me, but its not healthy to go through so many guys and put her children through that kind of crap all the time of getting new dads every few months.

Nothing healthier for kids than a restraining order, right? Teach them to pursue their dreams until lawful interaction is required.

Super hard to get. But I intend to rise to what she requires once I get that opportunity.

Somehow I feel this 'opportunity' involves her husband, tarp, shovel and solid alibi.

I'd never break up with her, i'd never physically abuse her, I wouldn't encourage her foolish decisions, and I would teach her to stop being so hateful and unforgiving of other people, and i would help her become a more stable person. I would be a servant to her and do whatever she needed me to do and I would be her partner in everything she wanted from me as long as I was morally ok with it. I would show her what real love is and I would treat her special in a way no one else would. And she would see that I am different than all the other guys she's been with and that I'm good for her she would see that once she was with me in person and realized all I want to do is love her and be there for her and I have no ulterior motives in trying to be in a relationship with her. And all the other guys who she breaks up with, move on. But for me, it would be the end of my world if she were to break up with me. So she would actually have someone who loves her so much he couldn't bear to have her break up with him. I was formerly her partner in questionable activities online, so I'd be her teammate in a way no one else would be. We would work well together because I'd be willing to help her do all kinds of things no one else would be crazy enough to do to help her with. I'd be the first stable thing in her life if she was willing to give me a chance and make it work. I just have to convince her to give me that second chance and I'll be successful I believe.

If you were any more obsessive about this you'd be talking about how you want to be surgically grafted to her.

just one more. But it has to be a fair chance.

Fool me once, shame on you...

 

[Florence]

Fool me once, shame on you...

Fool me — you won't get fooled again.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

just one more. But it has to be a fair chance.

Yeah & no matter how many times it doesn't pan out, you'll double-think it under the rug.

 

[GandT]

See there is hope for me!

The worrying thing is, I'm not even sure if you're capable of understanding sarcasm, so I'm forced to take this at face value.

 

[Null]

just one more. But it has to be a fair chance.

nigga she's married, if you actually loved her you'd let her live her life. What you're doing is selfish.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

The worrying thing is, I'm not even sure if you're capable of understanding sarcasm, so I'm forced to take this at face value.

Wrong. The exclamation mark was included as an indication of my sarcasm. I'm not a retard.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Wrong. The exclamation mark was included as an indication of my sarcasm. I'm not an exceptional individual.

Current evidence would prove otherwise.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Wrong. The exclamation mark was included as an indication of my sarcasm. I'm not an exceptional individual.

Someone edited my comment. I didn't say that.

 

[Florence]

I'm not an exceptional individual.

lol yes you are

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

lol yes you are

I didn't say that. Someone changed my post to make it say "exceptional". That's not the word I used.

 

[Florence]

Someone changed my post to make it say "exceptional". That's not the word I used.

 

[RG 448]

just one more. But it has to be a fair chance.

If I may ask, how do you see yourself overcoming a restraining order, litigation, and a marriage to win this girl over? That's a steep hill to climb and a lot of obstacles to overcome.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I didn't say that. Someone changed my post to make it say "exceptional". That's not the word I used.

The word "re-tard" is word filtered to "exceptional" and if you were actually the man of religion that you say you are you would refrain from using it because it is terribly rude.

 

[LD 3187]

Then I'll give up. If its impossible to change her mind then there's no sense in trying anymore. I only try because I believe I can do it. I don't attempt to do what I think is impossible.

Do you believe in soul mates? Why is Tamar so special? Couldn't you just shape another girl into something Tamar like?