Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
After quite a lot reading this thread today, my mind kept thinking that clip of the "nihilist penguin." It's from a documentary by Werner Herzog. Sometimes a penguin will "just go crazy because they've had enough of their colony."

Herzog continues, "One of them caught our eye. He would neither go towards the feeding grounds at the edge of the ice, nor return to the colony." The little guy heads straight towards the mountains. Even if one were to place him back with the colony, he'll immediately go back to mountains, turning his back on the colony.

"The rules for the humans are do not disturb or hold up the penguin. Stand still and let him go on his way."

"And here he is heading off into the vast interior of the continent. With 5,000 km ahead of him, he is heading towards certain death."

 
Obviously it was done to cockblock Hardin, but the exact rationale for wanting to do that is what is being speculated about so much. It's damn peculiar.
Nick and his minions have been calling everyone involved and bleating for a year that Josh is a pedo and that he's trying to get footage of his kid for his pedophile site. It's not that complicated. I guaran-fucking-tee you that the reason the sheriff just flat out refused repeatedly is because he was convinced pedos were after the tape.

As for the county attorney, they clearly promised Nick they'd keep the tape from getting into the public because Nick has been crying non-stop during negotiations that pedos are after the tape.
 
Did you read the body cam transcript?
This wanna be lawyer tried to argue about probable cause, after being presented a warrant.
He is neither smart nor charismatic.
Again why should we give the cops the benefit of the doubt?
Nick is an antagonistic criminal that is being treated like a remorseful one, and for what?
For being a first time offender?
. I'm personally not going down that road, despite Minnesota's less than excellent track record, but while it may not be corrupt, it LOOKS that way.
Most speculation comes down to genuine shots in the dark, now that the county's reputation just took a major hit at the mere suggestion of corruption alone and their willingness to fight this case.
Obviously it was done to cockblock Hardin, but the exact rationale for wanting to do that is what is being speculated about so much. It's damn peculiar.
I know this is massively optimistic copium, but I'm just spitballing:

*Maybe* the prosecutors or someone else have another ongoing undisclosed investigation in which the footage is evidence, and they don't want it out there to protect its integrity.

Again, that comes with more rainbows than a Pride parade, I don't even believe that myself, just a hypothetical.
 
There's a saying about con men only being successful because the people want to buy into the lie.
Another way of saying this is the old saying "you can't con an honest man." Almost all cons require the victim to sign in on a lie. Even the standard "how could you be so dumb" Nigerian prince scam involves being willing to take stolen money.
Popular Kiwi Front is where its at.
Heretic! Traitor! It's the People's Popular Front of Kiwi! FUCK YOU COUNTERREVOLUTIONARIES!
 
No, that isn't the reason. It's because kids in foster care cost money to the state.

It has nothing to do with foster families abusing children.
I mean it’s a little of everything frankly, you’re assuming order where there isn’t one.

We do know children tend to see better outcomes when not separated from their birth families if it can be avoided (barring safety). The whole CPS system needs a total overhaul.
 
If I was Nick's PO I would call him in for a usual random test during month 2or3 of his probation and when he gets there inform him:
"Oh by the way we are doing an hair follicle test this time."
Checked some rules/laws on this in Minnesota and they can do this if they want to. (and they have increased amounts of hair follicle tests on people in probation since 2019 state wide)
It's more expensive than piss tests of course, but it would be a FUNNY and WEIRD surprise on the limpdick junkie. Drugs can show up in your hair for up to 3 months.

:really:: "YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE CUNT WHORE!!!1!1!"
Britney Spears shaved head arc, when?
 
*Maybe* the prosecutors or someone else have another ongoing undisclosed investigation in which the footage is evidence, and they don't want it out there to protect its integrity.
Not at all a shot in the dark theory there. Given what we already know and how many people have dirt/want desperately to take him down.
Unless there's ways we can definitively prove there's not another investigation going on in any capacity.
 
Idea: Ralph gets a segment on MATI where he can holler out Nick tweets. He can holler all day.
That would be both weird and funny if Null paid Ralph to put together a promo of Ralph reading his favorite Rekieta seethe tweets for the week. He could certainly use the money and it would make Nick seethe.
 
Looking back, the extremely well-behaved crowd of us at the Omnibussy must have freaked out everybody at the courthouse. We packed that little courtroom.

They're probably used to a handful of family members of tweakers showing up smelling like meth and BO. That's normal to Kandiyohi County. Two dozen quiet people carefully taking notes? Gotta be some kind of weird cult.
 
Good Lawgic would be a big betrayal. I know, Orthodox Jew, but he was a tiny or non-existent channel made by Rekieta, has proclaimed his lolyalty, and has met Nick in person. I'm less sure about Branca.
He definitely met and hung out with Branca in Las Vegas and Nashville.
Maybe I don't remember it, but I don't think he has met Good Lawgic in person.

EDIT: My mistake, he has met Good Lawgic in person. Thanks.

choosing to meekly DM Ethan Van Sciver to keep his bootlicking out of public view.
Nick is going to mindfuck that retard in DMs
Haha, I hope EVS reads all the DMs on-stream.

8 year old, actually.
Yeah, but
Turned 9 on the day of the arrest.
This bit of lore turned out not to be accurate.
 
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I just want to say- I believe Oliver Bromke, undergrad Rutgers in Journalism, and then a law degree from Rutgers, has the ability and NYC connections to write and publish the Rekieta story. With Hardin doing the FOIA work (and maybe getting a co-writer cred), I foresee a New Yorker longform article, and concurrent book publishing.

I would buy that book in a heartbeat.

Now, what will he title this Minnesota Tragedy?


Corruption like this is par for the course for a Jersey boy.
 
Nick and his minions have been calling everyone involved and bleating for a year that Josh is a pedo and that he's trying to get footage of his kid for his pedophile site. It's not that complicated. I guaran-fucking-tee you that the reason the sheriff just flat out refused repeatedly is because he was convinced pedos were after the tape.

As for the county attorney, they clearly promised Nick they'd keep the tape from getting into the public because Nick has been crying non-stop during negotiations that pedos are after the tape.
Melton and Vito are going ignore the tape and Nick lived it so I guarantee no pedophiles are going to watch it
 
Maybe I don't remember it, but I don't think he has met Good Lawgic in person.
Joe has mentioned several times that Nick took him fishing at the pond/lake behind Nick's house. He was trying to convince people that Nick is totally a really good guy.
 
The sheriff is waiting until Monday to "comply with the court order" because they are deleting or rendering the footage unusable and illegible over the weekend. 100% guaranteed that footage is already gone. On Monday the sheriff is just going to make some shit up and delay again, and just keep delaying and making shit up. Network errors, hard drive errors, paperwork errors, whatever it takes.
 
Not at all a shot in the dark theory there. Given what we already know and how many people have dirt/want desperately to take him down.
Unless there's ways we can definitively prove there's not another investigation going on in any capacity.
WIth as much as he had and paraphernalia such as baggies and a scale, I'm surprised the DEA didn't get involved. Warski claims he had enough for intent to distribute.
I'm sure Faran does. Big difference between browsing the site and having an account with your name in it.
Even people who detest the Farms use it as a source without admitting it. There's some "extremism expert" fuckstick at the Atlantic Council named Jared Holt whom Josh says has plagiarized our findings on Ralph and Fuentes.

And yes, Jared Holt looks as obnoxious and punchable as his douchebaggy name sounds. I'm not gonna post his face because it makes me wanna smash and break things, and he's not relevant to this saga.
 
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