Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 102 34.0%

  • Total voters
    300
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Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."
This seems to be a poor excuse, as he replied directly to someone asking for its accuracy.
Has he now only just realised the apocalyptically bad optics of co-signing bodycam descriptions that include cocaine on pillows and bottles of alcohol mixed with childrens' toys?
The notes from 2 separate accounts match. If there is validity to being a witness I would say this is a fool proof way to validate the recounting of what they saw.

The only alibi I can see he could have would be that the 2 women chatted before the footage showing and coached each other on what to note down.
 
The notes from 2 separate accounts match. If there is validity to being a witness I would say this is a fool proof way to validate the recounting of what they saw.

The only alibi I can see he could have would be that the 2 women chatted before the footage showing and coached each other on what to note down.
They both saw it independently. Null said on MATI that they didn't know each other until the other day, when he got them in touch.
 
to come up with new Balldodash
I read that as Balldotech

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Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."
This seems to be a poor excuse, as he replied directly to someone asking for its accuracy.
Has he now only just realised the apocalyptically bad optics of co-signing bodycam descriptions that include cocaine on pillows and bottles of alcohol mixed with childrens' toys?
Nick just finally admits he'll lie about stuff if he doesn't think it's people's business
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Geno showed her the nude photograph of Kayla that Aaron sent him. I would guess that is the theory. But even that doesn't work. Geno can be said to be complicit in that he "distributed" the photograph to her (showed it to her) which could technically make Geno as guilty as Aaron if Geno lived in Minnesota.

You know who's most complicit in Aaron's sharing Kayla's nudes? It's Nick Rekieta, the man who thought it was a great idea to let other men fuck his wife. The man who encouraged her to show her titties to somebody who wasn't her husband. The man who was banging some other trollop while his wife was getting her baps out for the lads in the Steel Toe Morning Show studio.

Nick is far more complicit than Keanu could ever be.
 
Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."
This is easily debunked. There is no "tweet chain". The top message from Nick in that screenshot ("Someone should count...") is a message on its own and not a reply to anything.

Meme Copium implies he's heard stories of Nick hitting his daughter(s)
I assume this is related to the "keyboard" story that his hints about have been posted here.

I don't really think this is an appropriate subject to go "tee hee, guess what I know" about. If his source claims to be an eyewitness, who has this person reported it to? If the answer is "nobody", why not? It's not as if this person wouldn't have known that there is or was an active CHIPS investigation following the drug charges.

It looks like much of that was what was in the bodycam notes, which Nick has more or less confirmed, and considering how little time they had to do it before it was shut down, explains why they were reluctant to be more forthcoming.
To clarify, none of the "secret stuff" I was referring to relates to the contents of those notes.
 
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Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."
This seems to be a poor excuse, as he replied directly to someone asking for its accuracy.
Has he now only just realised the apocalyptically bad optics of co-signing bodycam descriptions that include cocaine on pillows and bottles of alcohol mixed with childrens' toys?

He's actually not saying the transcripts weren't accurate, he's playing word games and making it seem like he is saying they weren't accurate without actually making the denial.
 
Kayla goes to Commissar Fapcop, Aaron is assigned to oversee Nick in the content mines, and I have no fucking idea what we do with April besides keeping her from attempting to animalistically mate with Dear Feeder. Have her bowhunt deer to keep the car crashes down?
Yeah, Kayla is @Fapcop 's war bride.
 
I'm beginning to notice, much like his good friend/colleague/confidante/role-model/rumoured eskimo-bro, Ethan Ralph, he only ever seems to go after women. Almost every guy though, he just blocks or only makes snide faggoty remarks
This is something I often notice on the Internet - with Rekieta, with Ralph, with troons, in our Mass Debates "Debate a nonce" threads - all pathetic, weak failed men go after women and when confronted by another man they either escape or become timid and polite.
Prospects for Rekieta don't look good.
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So if MATI wanted to get a big sperg form the Baldo I have one suggestion. Get a panel of all the unknown and forgotten people Nick has thrown shade at. Ron, the Naruto crossbow Duck guy, lemon head, eric july, legal bytes, ect. Give them each 5 - 10 min to give nick advice and a prayer. Do this each week as a segment... Untill the bodycam footage is released?
 
He's actually not saying the transcripts weren't accurate, he's playing word games and making it seem like he is saying they weren't accurate without actually making the denial.
He did that with our newest Nerd Incel Prude @FaranFronczakTV: "MY CHANNEL DOESN'T COVER BODYCAM FOOTAGE YOU FAT BISH!"

(Hey homegirl! Welcome aboard!)

Any reasonable person knows what she was saying: he hit the big time through other people's legal woes. But once it's his turn to be in the spotlight, his only cope is to focus on pedantic technicalities, as if those vindicate him or change anything. He's worse than Bill Clinton arguing the semantics of what the definition of "is" is.
 
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