Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

This is easily debunked. There is no "tweet chain". The top message from Nick in that screenshot ("Someone should count...") is a message on its own and not a reply to anything.

@Balldo's Gate is right. This is the entire tweet chain. His claim that he was replying about April makes no sense.

 

[DemsBNutz]

BREAKING!: At great personal risk to health and sanity I have acquired secret ''pictoral evadance'' from the Cuck Lair that I release here before the CandiedYoshi Mafia catches up to me:

Cuck Lair revealed
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MegaCuck of the past
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MegaCucks future
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Spoiler: Bonus blank speech bubble version for your creative needs

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Uh i think your missing little cuck lair But the images are AWSOME!!!!

 

[john marston]

Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."
This seems to be a poor excuse, as he replied directly to someone asking for its accuracy.

Has he now only just realised the apocalyptically bad optics of co-signing bodycam descriptions that include cocaine testing positive on pillows and old bottles of alcohol mixed with childrens' toys?

How the fuck does that work? How could the reporters accurately state what happened between Nick and April at the moment they were put in cop cars without having seen the body-cam footage. No, he read that part of the report, it got his dick hard (which as he's admitted, is difficult to accomplish), and so he rushed to X to confirm it. Then he read the rest of the report, realized how terrible, even in writing, it makes him work and is desperately trying to renege.

I cannot state how great it was that Josh was able to get people out to report and take notes on this, because it turned Total Balldo Victory into a complete stalemate. I doubt we'll get the bodycam footage if Kandy-Yoshi county was willing to go that far to get it removed that quickly. But by having reporters publish their accounts of the footage, it puts Nick in a perpetually defense position. If he tries to deny the reports, then the burden of proof falls on him to show the bodycam footage, which he won't, which means that people will take those reports at face value. So he's completely stuck.

That said, with the reports of the bodycam, Nick is starting to dry up. It's the same shit every day. He comes on stream tired, dirty, and usually late, huffs whippits off camera, calls Null a shotacon pedophile, claims Kurt has a micropeen and is a pedophile, calls Sean fat, and talks about Aaron ATE HIS GOO. He shouldn't be trusted or talked to, because he obsessed with using weaselly half-truths. When those don't work , then he'll just outright lie. I think he should be continually monitored, because I think he will for sure fuck up again, and one day, there will be more content again. But for now, he's a dried up cow.

See ya cowgirl, someday, somewhere!

 

[Vibralldo]

Plot twist: We get the cam footage from the ceiling cats.

The ceiling cats were real stray cats that got in through a broken window and literally living in the rafters of Nick's little lair

 

[Return of the Freaker]

So if MATI wanted to get a big sperg form the Baldo I have one suggestion. Get a panel of all the unknown and forgotten people Nick has thrown shade at. Ron, the Naruto crossbow Duck guy, lemon head, eric july, legal bytes, ect. Give them each 5 - 10 min to give nick advice and a prayer. Do this each week as a segment... Untill the bodycam footage is released?

Shane Holmberg made an account here @Shane_Yes_That_One to white knight Monica Rial and pals during Weeb Wars/#KickVic. He'd be easy, just promise a gourmet shoe feast.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Oh hi ... Keanu, hey girl!

Show us the swinger texts

 

[SigmaBalls]

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@Balldo's Gate is ridge. This is the entire tweet chain. His claim that he was replying about April makes no sense.

this is about the level of mental disconnect and short term memory loss i would expect from a guy like him who's a long term drug user (and whippit enjoyer for several years now confirmed)
he's definitely been going harder at the paint(can) lately.

 

[Zab McMann]

Is Nick actually @'groking the AI?
An AI that is known to hallucinate and lie constantly?

He did that when he was all concerned about calling me a fag on Xitter a few weeks ago, so it's honestly not that surprising to see.

 

[Stiffy]

Did anyone else find it hilarious that the Rekieta's fluffy orange cat apparently bolted out the door during the raid? Probably tired of shitting and pissing on the carpets since there's no way they changed the litter box.
I don't recall Nick ever mentioning the cat, and what happened to the poor pug?

 

[Captain Manning]

He did that with our newest Nerd Incel Prude @FaranFronczakTV: "MY CHANNEL DOESN'T COVER BODYCAM FOOTAGE YOU FAT BISH!"

I can't recall if Nick ever had BWC footage on his channel, but I know he had police dash camera at one point. Some incident involving a traffic stop where a cop was shot to death and the suspect drove off. Nick said it was very sad and that the perpetrator should get the death penalty (I agree).

This was old Nick though, before he started wishing cops just doing their jobs die of Gonorrhea.

 

[Lurking9e9]

But for now, he's a dried up cow.

I don't know how you can say that, he just had a meltdown when talking to Keanu.
He is picking fights with former balldoguards like EVS.
There is still plenty of milk left, galaxy gas will make sure of that.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Did anyone else find it hilarious that the Rekieta's fluffy orange cat apparently bolted out the door during the raid? Probably tired of shitting and pissing on the carpets since there's no way they changed the litter box.
I don't recall Nick ever mentioning the cat, and what happened to the poor pug?

I think the cat ran off to a better home, and the kids killed and ate the poor dog when Mr. Aaron wasn't around to cook Spaghetti-O's.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

Josh is a man who will literally go to the ends of the Earth (Sao Tome) rather than give up. Once he's set his mind to something, he will either get it or get a satisfactory alternative, come hell or high water.

Even when he loses, he wins.

An Ooperator of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking sneed.

Small town sheriff's and judges often think very highly of themselves.
Useless boomer fucks, if you ask me. Sue them until they cry.

For sure, especially when they are in the good graces of rich families like the Rekieta Crime Family and want to remain in those good graces. The web of interconnected corruption makes all parties feel invincible because as long as they do not draw federal ire they can usually obfuscate and bullshit through almost anything and harass any families that not cooperate out of the community.

Given the expense and criminal risk associated with it, how fast it wears off really calls into question the appeal. I find it hard to understand why it is worth hundreds if not thousands of dollars and the violation of serious laws for a brief moment of being twitchy/hyper. Not to mention the crash out that follows.

Is there some other enticing effect I'm not aware of or is it really that fucking retarded?

The sheer euphoria many describe when doing various drugs is only part of the equation that leads to repeated and ruinous drug use. In the case of people like Nicholas he is also not just doing one drug but constantly runs around with a cocktail of legal and illegal substances in his system and up until recently a large helping of alcohol to boot, which makes it even worse for what I am about to bring up.

Nicholas and his band of degenerates are not only doing one or two sensory enhancing substances which on their own can fry the reward system permanently of someone just laying on a couch tripping balls, but they are doing untold multiples of substances for entire DAYS, paired with extreme sexual acts which again on its own can fry your dopamine receptors.
Combining all of this ends up with people so used to experiencing extreme stimulation that things like the best meal they ever had, the finest whiskey money can buy, deeply romantic intercourse with the love of their life, the first steps of their child, any of these do not even register to such people anymore.

They genuinely become unable to experience satisfaction, joy, or pleasure, from anything unless they do those things while also high as a kite and as they do so they continuously further dull their brains to any and all pleasurable sensations. This is how people end up living their entire lives with their only motivation being the next high as they chase that ever elusive dragon which gets further and further away with every high. They end up with only 2 things taking up their entire being, the first being the next high, and the second being the fear of withdrawal as after so long in the throes of drug fueled pleasure this becomes a terrifying experience more painful than anything they have ever experienced.

 

[MeltyTW]

Its just small town bleeding heart shit. Everyone will talk about it but nobody wants to deal with it directly.

nah i think the obstinance about it trying to big dog people with this im the sheriff im the law ill ignore an order shit makes me think otherwise. i dont read any good will from that i read a "if you were in my county you little shit id plant drugs in your car and throw your sorry ass in the hole you bitch" from that. i read someone who thinks the public is beholden to him but not him to the public. nick tier shit. he had options that worked so quick josh couldnt respond to it and then he said hed decide on the 2nd only to rush and block it. i think he thinks of himself as the appointed king hence the spiteful needless lie along with the needless earlier big dogging when he could have just quickly blocked without puffing up his chest.

 

[Swole McPole]

Now, what will he title this Minnesota Tragedy?

Lawpope: How Parasocial Relationships Ruined the Reputation of a Minnesota Lawyer and Brought Unending Shame to his Wife and Children.

 

[Meat Target]

By the way, @FaranFronczakTV, did Nick actually apologize to you after deleting those messages insulting you?

I'm assuming he didn't, because he's a lying liar who lies and a vindictive little shitstain.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I mean, poor impulse control is the backbone of several disorders. That’s kind of the part where they DO fucked up things. An essential ingredient.

I get the whole debate as to whether it’s “real” or not, and I think that a person’s perspective on that has everything to do with whether they think it’s possible for the person in question to NOT do the crazy shit that makes them too toxic to associate with. I even think sure, disorders are over-diagnosed, because it’s easy mode to rubber stamp cases. Absolves the mental health provider of any reason to work harder.

A lot of the growth of mental disorder can also be linked to disintegration of social cohesion and norms. People like Nick were (positively) bullied for the kinds of behaviour that he has exhibited in his life. Multi-culturalism, community fragmentation, and the norm being to avoid passing sentence on another person's life choices has let a lot of borderline schizo behaviour flourish because no one feels the need right take anyone to task.

So we know if the sheriff or the DA attend the same church Kayla/the kids do?

Either of them seeing the kids at service on the regular is enough to cause them to feel bad enough to not want just how fucked up their dad is to go public.

With how small a county it is, I imagine they want it swept under the rug just like any of the usual domestic abuse or drunk driving is. Nobody wants to have to deal with a local happening any more than they need to.

Rackets already had to swap churches, so he's already exiled by a large portion of his town, at minimum.

Nobody wants to be the one responsible for 'ruining' his life by releasing the footage, because the sheriff knows EXACTLY how bad the footage looks.

Its just small town bleeding heart shit. Everyone will talk about it but nobody wants to deal with it directly.

Pomplun attends the same church, but a different service, per Nick.

Nick just finally admits he'll lie about stuff if he doesn't think it's people's business

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uZoG6

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1928983058369180037

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Nick has archived tweets saying (in essence) that lies amyone tells are not lies if the person asking for information has no right to the answer.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

as long as they do not draw federal ire

And there he is doing and saying things that may well get feds interested. Rainbows or not.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Lawpope: How Parasocial Relationships Ruined the Reputation of a Minnesota Lawyer and Brought Unending Shame to his Wife and Children.

Minnesota Twins:.the story of sister wives gone horribly wrong.

 

[Meat Target]

A lot of the growth of mental disorder can also be linked to disintegration of social cohesion and norms. People like Nick were (positively) bullied for the kinds of behaviour that he has exhibited in his life. Multi-culturalism, community fragmentation, and the norm being to avoid passing sentence on another person's life choices has let a lot of borderline schizo behaviour flourish because no one feels the need right take anyone to task.

If Kiwi Farms has taught me anything, it's that some people are considered outcasts and undesirables for a very good reason. It is almost never just because they are "different".