Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
Celeste wasn't an only child, right? That would mean interest in the trust fund would be split multiple ways. There would be competing interests who might not want to squander the family inheritance on a bad seed. I wonder if the desire to keep the bodycam from coming out is based on Celeste wanting to keep her siblings in the dark on how badly her son is behaving while enabled with family money. And given her pill bottle on her druggie son's refrigerator next to all the drugs, I wonder if the body cams might provide her siblings with enough justification to audit her and her family, and perhaps adjust their access.

No way to investigate that supposition, but it would be a motive for her to try pulling strings.
 
Where does this meme come from? I keep hearing it about iddubz too. It's giving me flashbacks to the qover thing.
Frank Hassle. He used it in a few of his videos.
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Just because it worked once (for now) doesn't mean the Judge/DA/Sheriff can erase every stupid thing you do, Nick.
i feel like they actually made it worse by not blocking it in a less blatant manner. gotta make sure the county doesnt look like a scum pit because of nick by making it look like a scum pit because of the incestuous government too! kandiyohi, come if you want beat your kids, dope em up and have the government fight for you!
Nick just finally admits he'll lie about stuff if he doesn't think it's people's business
so nicks admitting he lies to cover up crimes meaning he lied to us and the government who he also said had no business in the matter. so his entire law career, all his activities ever, all are now admitted to be done by a mean who will lie with no remorse to cover up his crimes and wrongdoings, so when people say that youre beating your kids and wife is that true and youre just lying because "its not your business" nick?
 
so nicks admitting he lies to cover up crimes meaning he lied to us and the government who he also said had no business in the matter. so his entire law career, all his activities ever, all are now admitted to be done by a mean who will lie with no remorse to cover up his crimes and wrongdoings, so when people say that youre beating your kids and wife is that true and youre just lying because "its not your business" nick?
Admitting you will always lie to cover up crimes while multiple people are accusing you of subjecting your children to hoarder house conditions isn't very smart
 
Admitting you will always lie to cover up crimes while multiple people are accusing you of subjecting your children to hoarder house conditions isn't very smart
It's actually so dumb I'm trying to find some technicality for that to not be what he's saying. Like maybe "no I didn't do coke I'm saying I'll lie about details of the case so you freaks can't count my pillows or my pocketbook" ... but then didn't he admit he did drugs including cocaine but that he's "better now". So there is no technicality even in a wiggling little equivocating nick way it is explicitly saying he will lie to cover up severe crimes
 
It's actually so dumb I'm trying to find some technicality for that to not be what he's saying. Like maybe "no I didn't do coke I'm saying I'll lie about details of the case so you freaks can't count my pillows or my pocketbook" ... but then didn't he admit he did drugs including cocaine but that he's "better now". So there is no technicality even in a wiggling little equivocating nick way it is explicitly saying he will lie to cover up severe crimes
He's admitted that he'll lie about things that aren't other people's business and considers the bodycam footage and state of his house not other people's business.

There's only 1 way to take this.
 
Ralph is more likeable than Nick.
Unfortunately I agree. Ethan Ralph is the type of guy that could be anywhere from annoying to punchable if you are sitting next to him in a bar.

Rekieta, when not sperging out, would drive people away because of his unwarranted sense of self-importance. In his present form, at best he is going to make it obvious that you are beneath him unless you are agreeing with him in every thing that he says. He's that type of guy that is miserable to be around. Total energy vampire.

Nick's dad looks like Milton in Office Space. I keep expecting him to talk about his stapler.

Those two path's aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.
 
Wow, what a whirlwind of events! I'm not advocating any retarded stalker shit or bugging the locals as 1) it's retarded and 2) anything that can fuck things up for Josh and his efforts should be avoided by sensible Kiwis. But if Sheriff Tollefsen thinks he can shut something down without pissing off an Autist Army looking into all the dirty business of his county, I think he will be sorely mistaken.

a few points...

1. Can we stop talking about how the "nanny didn't clean enough" or "Nick, it's your fault the nanny didn't clean" or "Nick, it's your fault the nanny gave the kids alcohol?

I don't think her nanny job entailed any housework. From what I remember, she was only a nanny meant to drive around muh keedz, buy some groceries, and watch them at the house occasionally. It wouldn't surprise me if the gradual and steady decline in the house was a part of her leaving that job. I bet they were always messy and hoardy, but that things escalated after Nick found the coco.

The only person claiming she gave them alcohol is NICK REKIETA! Am I taking crazy pills... or brownbrown... or galaxy gas? Since when is anything coming from Nick believable? Was there some MNPublic Records drop where this was reported to the police by the kids and I missed it? Even PPP, who has generally been great on this arc, said something indicating he gave some credence to the "drunk Nanny" thesis. Fucking why?

I guess I'm a stickler for these kinds of details as I really suspect that the trend of Balldowashers saying that "the cops touched the girls hair with cocaine" came DIRECT from our own spergs in this thread. I don't remember any Balldoguards or Nick saying anything like that until AFTER I read that kind of speculation here. Maybe I''m wrong about that timeline, but I just don't remember hearing it before I read it here on the Farms. It came from people who didn't know shit about drugs whose thought process went a) reads "hair test" b) thinks "that must mean the coke was on her hair?" That seemed to be the origin of the entire theory! Good for them for being ignorant of hair tests and I complimented them for their lack of knowledge of the drug world. Problem is some of them didn't shut their traps and kept rambling about "well, ackshully... here's a study...". What a fucking waste of time.

I had a thought, aside from some grand zoospricy could something like the bodycam be put away as part of a plea deal to get the nick to rat on his dealer? Considering the amount he had, he wasn't getting it from a rinkydink corner dealer so him snaking would be worth it to the court and police?

I don't really think it is the case, but it would explain the actions of the sheriff and the court going so far to protect him for no reason.

2. I don't think we are discussing the "was Nick a dealer?" angle enough? I just searched the last few days of the thread and the only time I found "dealer" was the above quote. I think Nick being supremely uncool and dorky really throws people off, but I have known some very dorky and uncool dealers over the years who also wouldn't have been suspected.

-The scale. Sorry, but most drug buyers don't carry around scales to check their buys. Sure, it happens, but it's not that common. Not trusting your regular dealer is going to piss them off and they can easily find other buyers. But dealers? Yeah, they all have fucking scales!

-The weighed out baggies. I heard Warski suggest (giving Nick the benefit of the doubt, mind you) that Nick may have just been selling at cost to friends as opposed to dealing for profit. He forgot one important detail though: the Rekietas don't really have any friends! They were giving it away to Aaron and April, but who else were they hanging out with? I never heard Aaron mention any other people in their social circle. Drex? Not into drugs, as I recall. The only times I can remember them doing things with friends were online friends at cons or randos at Hedonism. But could they have been selling to people they met at places like Gay Nineties or Sodomy Barn? Not hard to sell coke at a gay bar... Aaron? Hello? I understand though if he doesn't want to touch that question with a 10 foot pole. If we know two things about Nick, he's a) greedy and b) loves the coca. Why not make money off what he loves?

-The piles of cash. I'm a little shocked that the police dropped the possibility of distribution quickly, but without any known buyers, they wouldn't have much of a case. The case developed as a posession/child neglect case, not a trafficking case, so they didn't come into the situation expecting to bust a dealer, just a loser junkie. If they had been talking to people who had bought from him and working up the chain to Nick, their approach would have been likely different.

-The absurdly overpriced paintings and "3k monthly snack budget". For those of you who don't know, the art world is all about money laundering and hiding dirty assets. And the 3k monthy snack budget.... for underfed kids... always screamed to me that Nick was doing something odd with money and needed to be able to explain where all his money went? Maybe to the cops or IRS? Maybe to Mommy and Daddy? Who knows?

3. I also think that people should continue looking at the political power in this county and possible Rekieta family clout. I know I will be! The Chrissley story and the quote below made me laugh as it reminded me of Our Husband. This is how the world works: campaign contributions buy pardons and light treatment. It's not a Trump thing or a Biden thing or a Clinton thing, it's a politics thing.


“Their daughter, Savannah, campaigned for Trump. During a speech at the RNC in 2024, she said her parents were ‘persecuted’ for their political beliefs,” Anna Bower, a reporter for Lawfare, said.
 
He's admitted that he'll lie about things that aren't other people's business and considers the bodycam footage and state of his house not other people's business.

There's only 1 way to take this.
thats fucking crazy. i dont even really know what he hoped to accomplish i guess he just got pissed and wanted to yell the truth for once, its not about not doing it he just thinks he has a right to do coke and let his kids waddle in cocaine and maybe even beat his family as long as hes not doing it in town square
 
When you keep jumping from peak to peak, the peaks stop being peaks.
Or if you play too much Helldivers 2 like I do, when trying to jump from peak to peak with the jetpack sometimes you drag your toes a little bit on the terrain one jump and then go ass over tea kettle into the valley and a bile titan daintily steps on you, impaling your ass.
 
Who on Earth thinks taking a picture from this angle is a good idea? POV: You were kidnapped, stuffed into the trunk of a car, and these two The Hills Have Eyes freaks just opened the trunk to inspect the catch of the day.

I read that as Balldotech

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I would have figured Nick to be more of a F.A.T.A.L. fanboy.

For sure, especially when they are in the good graces of rich families like the Rekieta Crime Family and want to remain in those good graces. The web of interconnected corruption makes all parties feel invincible because as long as they do not draw federal ire they can usually obfuscate and bullshit through almost anything and harass any families that not cooperate out of the community.
Luckily for them, it's not like Nick is under investigation for hacking Aaron's e-mail.

It wasn't the giraffes. Harambe knew what was going on in Nick's house of horrors, that's why they silenced him.
 
Celeste wasn't an only child, right? That would mean interest in the trust fund would be split multiple ways. There would be competing interests who might not want to squander the family inheritance on a bad seed. I wonder if the desire to keep the bodycam from coming out is based on Celeste wanting to keep her siblings in the dark on how badly her son is behaving while enabled with family money. And given her pill bottle on her druggie son's refrigerator next to all the drugs, I wonder if the body cams might provide her siblings with enough justification to audit her and her family, and perhaps adjust their access.

No way to investigate that supposition, but it would be a motive for her to try pulling strings.
Bingo! Now I remember Nick commenting somewhere that he didn't want private medication labels seen. And It might have been during one of the NLO chats. Does the transcript state what medication of his mother's was next to the black cocaine bullet on the nightstand?
 
They don't give a shit about the Rekietas baring actually money changing hands. They may be rich but they're outsiders. Kayla and her family are insiders who are to be protected. Why do you think she got off scot-free?
I don't really follow this drama, but if you're wondering why she "got off scot-free" it's because she didn't talk to the cops. Never talk to the cops without your attorney present. There is absolutely nothing you're going to say that will help your defense. Exercise your right to remain silent and then confer with your representation. Especially if you know you're guilty. This is just an object lesson.
 
thats fucking crazy. i dont even really know what he hoped to accomplish i guess he just got pissed and wanted to yell the truth for once, its not about not doing it he just thinks he has a right to do coke and let his kids waddle in cocaine and maybe even beat his family as long as hes not doing it in town square
Nick's reached Chris Chan levels of true and honest retardation where he'll just blurt out "yes, of course I lie constantly about everything and can't be trusted" and "of course I got my mistress addicted to cocaine!" unprompted the same way Chris Chan would yell "I have many pairs of dirty crapped briefs!"
 
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