James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,811 63.5%

  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%

  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%

  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%

  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%

  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%
  • Total voters
    2,851
mickrussom said:
where does this james rofe live these days. i usually can find people's addresses, but this guy is a ghost. he must have paid people to scrub pretty hard.
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Hmm yeah i think it's that he is revered also, if you can find out where Mike Matei lives, they live a couple of hours from each other iIRC
 
You can pay 40 dollars for the privilege of having a photo taken with Pimmel, in his AVGN outfit (new shirt only, I guess). But I wonder, can you choose between iconic frown and cuckface?
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Grog said:
You can pay 40 dollars for the privilege of having a photo taken with Pimmel, in his AVGN outfit (new shirt only, I guess). But I wonder, can you choose between iconic frown and cuckface?
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he sold out. his new set is a fake thing in a garage, long gone is the original nerd room/basement. and he cant even setup the signing in his real nerd room, has to put a fake and gay replica. justin silverjew the fat pokemon pig was big on these fake sets. imagine being this internet famous and having to charge fans you should by thanking all the powers that be still exist for fucking pictures.
he sickens me.

look at the image, its one of these fake 2-d justin sets! not even a proper mock up, a 2d pile of shit.

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mlanguishi said:
Everyone's favorite series, a new Neighbor Nerds is out.
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The controls aren't messed up in the old Goldeneye in Switch online James... they're completely period accurate to the N64 controller. The Xbox re-release that actually changed the controls and framerate would have been a solution, he's played Xbox One before. Then that even in Nightfire walrus man complains he's pressing the left stick and aiming left anyway...
 
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The John episodes seem low effort - the pre justin fat people swarming the channel content (besides the movie) was a lot better. . What does Rolfe do for a living? Does he really just live off of youtube and let april do the rest of the work around the house and kids or does he have a day job? If Rolfe has a day job then this low effort stuff makes some sense, but if this guy has some bank and is a "full time dad" then the last few years of garbage content is really inexcusable. Its like this guy likes pissing in the face of fans.
 
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GobbleMyGooch said:
The John episodes seem low effort - the pre justin fat people swarming the channel content (besides the movie) was a lot better. . What does Rolfe do for a living? Does he really just live off of youtube and let april do the rest of the work around the house and kids or does he have a day job? If Rolfe has a day job then this low effort stuff makes some sense, but if this guy has some bank and is a "full time dad" then the last few years of garbage content is really inexcusable. Its like this guy likes pissing in the face of fans.
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He has kids.
 
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GobbleMyGooch said:
What does Rolfe do for a living? Does he really just live off of youtube and let april do the rest of the work around the house and kids or does he have a day job?
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Nobody really knows, but it appears that April just sits on the couch all day watching TV and James has to do everything else. He considers household errands as "working",
 
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