There have been a few updates in Adam 'Chibi' White's quest to move to Japan AKA Glorious Nippon. A compilation extracted from one of his latest dead Twitch streams can be found
here if you want it straight from his greasy mouth, but user
@VisceraNexus provided this QRD if you can't stand hearing Adam's autistic mush mouth rambling:
Here's quick notes:
- He "studies" Japanese for several hours every day
- He's trying for an English teaching position to get a foothold in Japan. "It'll be fun"
- Wants to start his own business in Japan, wants to be a tour guide for first time tourists.
- He can't stop thinking and talking about Japan because he's autistic.
- He's playing the game now and just narrating everything, as annoying and stilted as you can imagine. Makes very unfunny jokes and laughs at them.
- He thinks he will be moving to Japan in the next two or three months but words it as if that's a long way off.
- "Let's gooo, Bowser" more bad voices, yelling, very irritating.
- Credit score is above 700 but below 800, complains about student loans. His credit card bill (monthly?) is $3,000.
- Several of the people in chat are just people he modded.
- Yelling and clapping. More bad jokes.
- Opens a pack of virtual Pokemon cards. Unhappy about results.
- Invites everyone to his Discord server.
If even
that is too much for you, here is the TL;DR for the TL;DW:
- Adam has quit his AT&T job, where he previously claimed to be making around $80k annually
- Adam has not secured any job in Japan yet
- Adam has acquired a 'side gig' selling life insurance, which is surely insider trading given that anyone who speaks to him immediately wants to kill themselves
The most interesting info to drop from his recent rambling is his desire to start his own business in Japan as a tour guide, focusing on the 'lesser known places'. Bear in mind this is the same man who
embarrassed himself on national Japanese television by literally baring his ass in front of the camera after turning around to pull up his fly.
Discuss in Adam's thread how this time his dream of becoming a Japanese citizen and wedding his
underage qt azn queen is definitely going to happen.
ETA: Another enterprising Kiwi,
@GreenHoodieGuy was able to find footage of
Adam's graduation ceremony from Full Sail University, where he completed the game design degree he has done nothing with and which put him in a considerable amount of debt.
He, of course, treats the proceedings with the exact amount of grace and dignity he is known for...
