Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 109 35.3%

  • Total voters
    309
You know Nick probably has an incredibly fucked up concept of what a childish tantrum is considering he (effectively is, his sister is like a decade or so older) is an only child and neglectful, if not likely physically abusive to his own children. @MirnaMinkoff you are more into psychology and cases like this. Any cases where some abuser marks basic human behavior or reactions as inappropriate or flamboyant.

I say this only because I imagine Nick’s kids telling him they are hungry and him responding in an insane tantrum like manner that they are being childish and to stop throwing tantrums.
 
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Of COURSE he has to say, "people asked me to." At every point, he must affirm that he is popular and in demand.

Also "None" and "almost never actually."

People are so dumb. "Don't release the footage because it will embarrass the children.".

Nick has never once been concerned about embarrassing his children. In fact, he likes it, and it's a critical part of his parenting philosophy. He ran around openly with his mistress and fucking another couple; he showed up on camera slurring, high as balls, and nodding off; he made a spectacle of himself and his family at church; he earned a big public NOT AUTHORIZED in the Lawyer Register; he talked about his sex toys/ practices openly and publicly; he shot his mouth off and got sued for it - and on and on. He rejected all advice to chill tf out, even for his kids, and to this day he maintains they are FINE, just a flesh wound. He has made every choice possible to embarrass his kids, and even if there were some discussion about that as a factor in the release of the footage, it should not be the public that now is denied something of public interest to further protect and insulate Nick from the consequences of his own actions to harm and disregard his family.
 
I think his use of psychedelics like DMT
Nick said he never got a chance to do the DMT. In this case I believe him because anyone who ever takes DMT wants to talk about it (myself included). If he’d taken DMT he might have had a white light spiritual experience and gotten his shit together. There’s a reason psychedelics have been used by many doctors to help addicts realize what they’re doing and knock it the fuck off.
 
I believe him because anyone who ever takes DMT wants to talk about it (myself included). If he’d taken DMT he might have had a white light spiritual experience and gotten his shit together. There’s a reason psychedelics have been used by many doctors to help addicts realize what they’re doing and knock it the fuck off.
IMO this is a very naive view of psychedelics that ignores the countless numbers of people who had their brains mushed by these drugs and encountered horrifying things while on them.
 
Nick said he never got a chance to do the DMT. In this case I believe him because anyone who ever takes DMT wants to talk about it (myself included). If he’d taken DMT he might have had a white light spiritual experience and gotten his shit together. There’s a reason psychedelics have been used by many doctors to help addicts realize what they’re doing and knock it the fuck off.
The officer mentioned finding what looked like a meth pipe with brown residue in it. DMT is a brown powder and he wasn't smoking meth or crack. Meth pipes are vaporizing pipes generally--a glass bowl with one opening on the top and no carb, you heat it from the bottom to vaporize the product.

I suspect Nick is lying about his DMT use, as he was about the state of his house, his addiction, his marriage, his relationship with his children, his faith, his legal expertise, and his politics. Nick is capable of ignoring good advice and evades insight with extraordinary facility. A visionary or nonspecific experience (DMT lasts 15 minutes at most without an MAOI drug to prevent its rapid breakdown) while fucked up on other shit will not necessarily impart some new moral understanding. People who have revelatory and transformative experiences on psychedelics are after those things. You can use these drugs without that intention, get really high, and learn nothing. If you do not have a spiritual or moral or self-improving attitude, you are unlikely to get a spiritual or moral or self-improving experience. The mind can only ever reveal itself to itself. Rekieta's mind is an opaque crust of mostly dried slime.
 
The officer mentioned finding what looked like a meth pipe with brown residue in it. DMT is a brown powder and he wasn't smoking meth or crack. Meth pipes are vaporizing pipes generally--a glass bowl with one opening on the top and no carb, you heat it from the bottom to vaporize the product.

I suspect Nick is lying about his DMT use, as he was about the state of his house, his addiction, his marriage, his relationship with his children, his faith, his legal expertise, and his politics. Nick is capable of ignoring good advice and evades insight with extraordinary facility. A visionary or nonspecific experience (DMT lasts 15 minutes at most without an MAOI drug to prevent its rapid breakdown) while fucked up on other shit will not necessarily impart some new moral understanding. People who have revelatory and transformative experiences on psychedelics are after those things. You can use these drugs without that intention, get really high, and learn nothing. If you do not have a spiritual or moral or self-improving attitude, you are unlikely to get a spiritual or moral or self-improving experience. The mind can only ever reveal itself to itself. Rekieta's mind is an opaque crust of mostly dried slime.
used pipes will have brown residue no matter what you smoke in them, be it crack or meth or heroin or hash oil or whatever
 
K puts you into a fucking stupor on the couch for hours. It's shit and I can't believe that it has become a mainstream party drug so quickly.
"Yes, I would like to simulate the experience of a horse that is about to undergo surgery" -Kayla before her daily DS9 binge
 
> Kiwifarms is telephone faggots
We literally require sources for information, we had two different sources corroborate the information and then Nick literally claims the information is accurate, only to backtrack and insult us when he actually bothers to read it's horrifying content.
Granted we only get information we can dig up, but we also get it from reliable sources. For instance like below:

Can't, Federal laws require to keep records of all bodycams, recordings and etc for DOJ up to 10 years.
To update a statement I made 3 times before, after officially asking a certain person again to clarify. I will correct a statement. Places like Youtube and certain sites can keep server copies up to 10 years for DOJ. Apparently bodycams/dashcams are that of the Sheriff/State which I later found out (below). So (NICK REKIETA READING THIS), yes; we Kiwis make mistakes in statements. (BUT least we admit and correct them)

However I'm correcting the record to officially state to those worried bodycam footage could be destroyed.

It's up in the air at this point and luckily Null's lawyers put in suit immediately to hopefully suspend any action to do so.
Interesting... @Null found some interesting stuff on Minnesota BWC rules.

Also, curious cause I have no idea just how much was requested. But I'm hoping you requested dashcam footage of cars too Null. Because if the cars are parked in certain areas, we can get 3rd person views as well as 1st person from body.
 
I finally managed to catch up after a week(?) or so. This thread has been way too active since Nick screamed on Keanu live. Does anyone still remember that? So, Nick, I won't ask you to pull up, but please, slow down.
His probation officer is absolutely aware that Nicholas streams and could check in on both his VODs and social media antics, but like the average probation officer he is probably swamped with more dangerous criminals to watch, a lazy fuck just doing the bare minimum, possibly severely restrained by felon-coddling state mandates, or some degree of combination of all three.
I still believe the probation officer won't do anything until September. As things stand, Nick will have to report for his month in jail in August, so why bother hitting him with probation violations until then?
Any linguist worth their salt will tell you that most concepts in law aren't super complicated, it's that lawyers suck at writing, and it's intentional.
When you consider Nick's penchant for annoying semantic quibbling, it really isn't a surprise he has a law degree
Please also consider that Nick also has a creative writing degree, the degree for people too illiterate for an English degree (and English degrees have been hit so hard with lowered standards over the last hundred years that half of English degree graduates are still functionally illiterate).
Speech-to-text is a cruel mistress.
I disagree and I ask that it be added to the official record that Nick's dad has witch connections.
Nick has been VERY careful to not say anything along these lines recently, that I've seen.

AFAIK he's entirely stopped any kind of mention of the footage/arrest besides 'you dont need to see it'

I wonder if part of the handshake deal to suppress it was that Nick shut the fuck up about the cops already.

'You stop saying we did anything wrong and we dont show the world how trashed your house was'.
He can't complain about cops planting evidence and a conspiracy to get him after he pled guilty. If he still kept saying that cops planted evidence and that there was a conspiracy to silence him, his plea agreement would get revoked. So he has to pivot to claiming that he is technically guilty, but he did nothing wrong and that what he did was a lot of fun.
 
> Kiwifarms is telephone faggots
We literally require sources for information, we had two different sources corroborate the information and then Nick literally claims the information is accurate, only to backtrack and insult us when he actually bothers to read it's horrifying content.
All Nick simply has to do is provide evidence to contrary of what is being said here, and "the lies" will be removed. IIRC, this was even the case back when he was still friendly with Null and begging (and yes Nick, you were begging even if you were being a passive faggot about it) him to sweep up the thread because it was "full of lies". Null asked him to show him the lies, prove them wrong, and Null himself would have removed them.
 
used pipes will have brown residue no matter what you smoke in them, be it crack or meth or heroin or hash oil or whatever
Yes, but absent crack and meth and having (presumably) vaporizer batteries for the THC cartridges I believe it's quite possible he or one of the people in the house had used DMT. The other option I guess is smoking heroin or something, but that doesn't really scan with Rekieta's behavior in my opinion.

I suppose there is inevitably an irrational jump where you have to apply your own heuristic about what he is and is lying about from the established but partial set of facts.
 
Reminds me of a time when I was 13 or 14, and my brother showed me a bottle of Jim beam in the fridge and told me not to touch it.

When he went out later that night, I snuck shots every 5 minutes until I was blacked out. I almost died that night.

How his kids aren't alcoholics like him is surprising.

That is not a safe assumption at this point.
Yeah I wonder if the kids were tested for booze? I have no idea what's legal in MN in that regard, and I've forgotten how long it takes for a booze test to be irrelevant. But with that much liquor just lying around, the kids 100% had some, at some point. I'm guessing the nanny thing was just a distraction from how shitty the house looked with all those bottles.

There’s so much wrong with this faggot, people don’t give him enough shit for leaving guns lying in the open.
There was the gun in the bedroom, but the others were in the safe in the garage? Or was there a loose one also in the garage? Nick claimed he had a trigger lock on the one under the bed, but we know Nick's relationship with the truth is ... tenuous. Anyway, this is a good point as well.

Loose gun(s), half-empty liquor bottles all over, drug residue in the air, this place was a true hell hole. It probably is again.
Edit to add: Oh dang, and the dildos and balldos just lying around. And the THC gummies just out in the open. And the pills lying around. That's gonna cause all kinds of f'd up stuff for the kids down the line, on top of the coke whore traipsing about the balldo bunker. With her towel on her chair in the "lair".
 
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So first he confirmed the transcripts were accurate, now it's all fake since we're all "telephone fags". Which is it, you lying sack of shit?
It is interesting how Nick has been tweeting about Null and others being like "children", saying that they throw tantrums, and that they miss the daddy they never had, because he certainly understand all about abusing and neglecting his own children.
Freudian slip, maybe
Women sweeping for this are especially fucking disgusting. It's no different than April's indifference to the harm she was doing as long as she could do crack and get balldo'd bloody. Hitler was right about mandatory sterilization.
It's not surprising when the only people willing to guntshield him are winemoms and Melton's pedo orbiters/dabbleverse fags.
 
So that Rekieta can show it being choked live on air, to show how caring and normal he is.

100%, dude was bullied in school so for his mid-life crisis, he decided to live it up like he always thought the jocks did, drugs alcohol sex mustangs and all. Shame he roped his wife and 5 kids into that fantasy of his.
In all likelihood he wasn't bullied for being a nerd but bullied because he can't stop being an obnoxious faggot with an overinflated ego.
That is not a safe assumption at this point.
If the oldest son took up drinking to cope with being his manchild father's keeper I honestly wouldn't blame him.
 
You know Nick probably has an incredibly fucked up concept of what a childish tantrum is considering he (effectively is, his sister is like a decade or so older) is an only child and neglectful, if not likely physically abusive to his own children.
This faggot accusing people of tantrums just the other night spent hours insanely screaming obscenities at some woman for calmly disagreeing with him and had a literally seven hour long absolute meltdown because a black man calmly told him that he preferred to get his legal advice from actual practicing lawyers.

That's just two examples of this histrionic faggot literally exploding into screeching hours long tantrums at the mildest of pushback to his incessant faggotry.
 
But another thing that struck me: in Nick's view, his spiritual son has betrayed him!
No wonder Nick has taken all of this so hard...
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I don't know if Spectre is playing dumb, or he's just his usual dumb, but the fact of the matter is this:

Nick has no rigid moral standards. At all. On anything. To him, his positions on things are always flexible and can be tailored to suit whatever he wants given whatever situation (often of his own making) he finds himself in. And when you have that level of moral flexibility, you are, by definition, amoral. Because morals are not supposed to be flexible.

Kiwis like Null, @AnOminous, and myself have been called pedos by him not because we are, but because he feels we have defied his will (the highest crime ever, in his narcissistic mind) and are critical of him. It's been his go-to invective towards his enemies for a while now. Not just towards Farmers, either. See also, Monty, Meme Copium, Kurt, etc.. Because, heaven forbid he actually refute any of the criticism (much of which is has been valid, so he can't).

If Spectre ever turned hard on Nick, he'd probably get called a pedo too. Or some other made up bullshit.

Thing is though, it's Nick. Why even give a shit? Nobody with a brain believes what this drugged out child abusing faggot says anymore.
 
He can't complain about cops planting evidence and a conspiracy to get him after he pled guilty. If he still kept saying that cops planted evidence and that there was a conspiracy to silence him, his plea agreement would get revoked.
Dude he's been doing it literally every damn day since he took the plea. Jack shit has happened to him.
 
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