Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 22.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 29.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 41 14.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 95 33.2%

  • Total voters
    286
and he had even fewer, if any, that could match him intellectually.
This is the one part of your post I respectfully disagree with. Nick isn't anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.
His interactions with police on the day of his arrest prove this (i.e. the fact that he interacted with them at all).
The fact that he didn't study engineering "cuz math is hard" also prove this.
Nick's not a dribbling retard (yet), he's something even worse. A midwit.

The legal community is a pack of blue bloods who believe everyone else is beneath them (no offense @AnOminous). They rely on high-falutin' credentials and jargon to put themselves on a pedestal above the laymen.

The law is hard for the everyman to understand, and that's just the way they like it. Nick is not alone in his belief that he can pilpul his way out of anything by saying the magic words; he's just lulzily bad at it.
Any linguist worth their salt will tell you that most concepts in law aren't super complicated, it's that lawyers suck at writing, and it's intentional.
When you consider Nick's penchant for annoying semantic quibbling, it really isn't a surprise he has a law degree.
 
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Lastly, they are also legally required to maintain this data for the duration of Nick’s probation, in case of any violation. This ensures due process and preserves his ability to challenge the conviction or defend against alleged violations. Deleting it now would amount to spoliation of evidence.
This part finally gives me hope that the county won't just delete the footage and eat whatever fine comes their way.
 
Is Nick actually @'groking the AI?
An AI that is known to hallucinate and lie constantly?
Yes. When "groking" Null, he finally got an answer, but it declined him twice and then later gave the wrong answer for Kurt's age. (Friday's stream.)

So we know if the sheriff or the DA attend the same church Kayla/the kids do?
I have a fairly good handle on who attends Evangelical Covenant Church of New London, Nick and Kayla's ORIGINAL church that the kids seem to still attend with their grandparents.

It's a fairly small and humble church. I've never seen Sheriff Eric Tollefson or Kristen Pierce mentioned or featured in the many bulletins and pics.

Pomplun attends the same church, but a different service, per Nick.
Correct, and I believe this new church that Nick and Kayla (not the kids, apparently) attend is Open Door Christian Church, which is something of a local mega-church. This church is very private about its parishioners' names. Via Pomplun's wife (or sister), I loosely put together that Quin Pomplun attends this church. Interestingly, this church supports and features an extensive drug rehab program.

I don't really think this is an appropriate subject to go "tee hee, guess what I know" about. If his source claims to be an eyewitness, who has this person reported it to?
Neither do I, but Meme Copium (who is otherwise doing excellent work) is dripping out information about a violent domestic incident that we assume he heard from Drex. Naturally, people will speculate. This is particularly relevant considering Nick's behavior towards Keanu. If she had been in the same room as Nick, I'm sure he would have hit her. I think we could all see that.

Not sure why birth dates are missing on this view. Something to look into.
They appear to be alive. Also, Nick recently said on stream that if he relocated to TX he would go back to Tyler, and he referenced his uncles.

Adderall is a really strange drug
people with ADHD report calming effects from adderall, people without ADHD report stimulating effects
All I can say is that Nick has been taking his Adderall in the morning on streams. He's been very open about this fact. He tends to start the streams acting very groggy, takes his meds around 30-60 minutes later, and then revs up about an hour after that.

I am not a doctor, but he's always seemed to have signs of ADHD to me.
 
Interestingly, this church supports and features an extensive drug rehab program.
That doesn't seem normal.
This lends weight to all of the stuff that Sean, Meme, and Legal Mindset were saying on Meme's last stream about Kandiyohi county being a drug-filled junkie shithole. And to the notion that the county officials would want to conceal things (like Nick's bodycam footage) which reinforce this reputation about the area.

I've seen people who've literally straight up committed for us degree murder get. the book thrown at them more than this low IQ drug addict Minnesota lawyer
I genuinely wonder if Nick has connections in the local government, because there's a witch connected father.
Speech-to-text is a cruel mistress.
 
Is Nick actually @'groking the AI?
An AI that is known to hallucinate and lie constantly?
People have been claiming that certain AIs won't lie as much if you input your prompts in Hindi.
Probably not true, but I find it amusing (and plausible) because it's exactly the sort of thing that pajeets would do.
I also doubt that Nick has even heard this rumour, despite him being terminally online these days.
Terrible idea, Nick would never shutup about Josh being a non-practicing lolyer.
Yes, and Josh could retaliate with "Better than being an ex-lawyer."
 
I've seen people who've literally straight up committed for us first degree murder get the book thrown at them more than this low IQ drug addict Minnesota lawyer. I genuinely wonder if Nick has connections in the local government, because there's a witch rich connected father.
What did you do with Mama JF? Murder is worse.
 
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Nick is back to his late-night tweeting.

First, he responds to Kurt's half-a-day-old link to an article about the modern spread of nitrous abuse with a link of his own, to an article about obesity.
Truly, Nick is a paragon of humility.
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Next, he picks out some random at the end of a long conversation with another random, hours-old, to seethe about how that guy can't possibly know any of the details of Nick's life that he has spent years putting out online.
Because seething at people for judging your shitty house is what cleans up your house, right? Attacking strangers online is what makes your own life better, isn't it?
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And then, Nick misses one guy's point, and then desperately dodges another guy's points over and over, ending by claiming to have been Josh's e-daddy once upon a time. The common thread is never taking responsibility for anything ever.
He doesn't care that he messed up, he's mad that you know that he messed up.
The problem isn't the building that's on fire, it's the fact that you're pointing it out!

But another thing that struck me: in Nick's view, his spiritual son has betrayed him!
No wonder Nick has taken all of this so hard...
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Where will this end tonight?
Who knows! The night is still young!
 
Nick, why do you insist on being so fucking disappointing? I used to like you.

What a fool I was. You taught me that. I was a fool to buy into your bullshit.

Your house is your castle, and it's a fucking nightmare, a cesspool. Your family lives there and looks up to you, and all you have for them is how to internalize dysfunction. You're teaching your boys how to mistreat women. You're teaching your girls how to accept mistreatment.

You're a complete failure as a man and as a worthwhile human being.
 
If they wanted to do that, they'd run Nick out of town and give @Fapcop a call.
I think they're playing a strictly risk-assessment view. Nick is an addict, who was armed with semiautomatic weapons, who is combative with authorities, who has a narcissistic ego complex, who appeared to be distributing drugs, and who seems to have nothing left to lose, and he has a kill list. No one wants that murder-suicide tragedy in their little town. Why tempt fate over a bodycam video?
 
A lot of this "ADHD & addiction" discussion seems eerily close to trying to excuse, contextualise, reason out or justify Nicks sped behaviours, so I guess I'll weigh in.

Nick does not have ADHD, he's just an uninhibited spastic who was over indulged by his parents, seen it way too many times. The reason ADHD is so over diagnosed is because it became the go to diagnosis for bad parents during the 80s, 90s & early 2000's due to how easy the symptoms are to fake. I'd say 90% of people diagnosed these days don't actually have it which is why abuse of Adderall & other ADHD medications is so common. I doubt Nick has ODD either, his behaviour is all just that of a person who was never beaten enough as child. The fact he has 2 degrees (one of them in law), the first of which he got in a normal timeframe (18-21), whilst supposedly having undiagnosed ADHD, would also put the lie to this, actual ADHD people are incredibly bad at academia, even when properly medicated.
 
This level of Cope from Nick is unbelievable, I'm actually seething. I haven't really followed the Rekieta stuff until recently but fuck man reading that transcript made me so angry. He should be thrown in prison with the key to the cell either thrown away or melted down. My Dad was an addict and fucked our family up by abusing pills, research chems, and crack, but at least he wasn't this bad. At least we had a clean home, and he wasn't getting me to do drugs at 9 years old, and didn't have them laying around everywhere in places children could easily reach. Like why was the bag of coke sticking halfway out of the safe? I feel horrible and am praying for the children, hoping that this doesn't completely fuck them up mentally for the rest of their lives.
 
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