Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[3MMA]

And this is why we archive, people. Thanks to everyone who did.

Some people think it’s just a forum to get asspats & a dopamine rush, so they’ll rush to post screenshots first or post only approved views by a majority of the thread, no original thought or confident new ideas, or the exact same stale bullshit memes every one has seen 100x in every thread like the dumb kid praying “i hope this will happen” or bozo packwatch or whatever. They use the same shit to get their beloved stickers in every thread.

I don’t mind tourists at all as long as they aren’t shitting up the on topic threads this hardcore. In fact I welcome new users or those new to a thread often, just not into tolerating bullshit behavior when people know better. The posts in the last few days being 90% slop has made it horribly difficult to catch any posts that didn’t include archives in order to make sure they get done. I gave up even trying to knock out neglected archives a day or two ago, as another 100 pages of slop, minimum, appeared each day. Also made it hard to find the actual, real, new, updates because all the tourists shat up the highlights liking the same generic memes of Sam Hyde faces or other crap landing as highlights rather than posts that included new court info or other pertinent info we’ve been waiting for.

Thank fuck for postmarks now as some thread regulars have tried to keep the India menace at bay by postmarking the actually relevant shit that dopamine fags bury with their shit all over the place behavior. If you’re gonna shit all over a thread, at least be funny, or be real & funny if you must serious post. That’s my cue to go read other threads for a while if I’m getting kinda MATI at my usual reads being shat on by the KF equivalent of a bus load of pajeet immigrants who really like shitting on our beautiful beaches.

Kayla and Nick are The Raped. If you ever wonder about or question their character, motives, actions, thoughts, they're coming from The Raped. Once you understand this, you'll wonder less.

This The Raped thing is not that great a joke. Unless whoever’s telling it is in fact, The Raped. That’s it. Explains its swift spread lately. Carry on I guess if you’re The Raped & it’s how you deal. Not directed at Cousin Skeeter so much as at anyone running around calling cows The Raped like it’s the best thing ever. Niggers like that are strange. Be aware. Best not to become one of The Raped club, ya know?

Where does this meme come from? I keep hearing it about iddubz too. It's giving me flashbacks to the qover thing.

Beyond originating from Frank, it was recently revived in the Anissa thread (about her husband) & then got ran into the ground & is spreading. Especially by a specific crowd of posters. They think it’s really funny. To be fair, it was vaguely funny the very first time idubbbz was called that, but its lost its charm & is exceedingly gay now. It starts to get repetitive, like how Vaedo the Paedo can’t stop talking about raping kids. Calling every cow “The Raped” is similar to Vaedo’s paedo routine, ie, not something to bust out as the go to joke. A “joke“ that (very potentially) says more about the teller than the subject.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's admitted that he'll lie about things that aren't other people's business and considers the bodycam footage and state of his house not other people's business.

There's only 1 way to take this.

People call Nick a lot of things. Cuck, fag, non-lawyer, druggie, drunk, balldo, retard, child abuser, NERD and many others, the one thing I hope becomes the main insult to call him is liar. Before anything else the first thing anyone should call him is a liar whose words are completely meaningless. Every response in one of his gay little twitter fights should just begin with that.

 

[not william stenchever]

Beyond originating from Frank, it was recently revived in the Anissa thread (about her husband) & then got ran into the ground & is spreading. Especially by a specific crowd of posters. They think it’s really funny. To be fair, it was vaguely funny the very first time idubbbz was called that, but its lost its charm & is exceedingly gay now.

I thought the origin was idubbz calling himself "The Raped™" because just looking at him you get the feeling that Anisa enjoys forcibly penetrating him. The more you know, I suppose.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

None of this is the behavior of a sober person.

"Wrong again kiwifag, the holes in my brain just make me weirder and funnier beyond the comprehension of prudes!"

I mean what can he do? Nick isn't doing it on camera and it doesn't come up on piss tests.

His probation officer is absolutely aware that Nicholas streams and could check in on both his VODs and social media antics, but like the average probation officer he is probably swamped with more dangerous criminals to watch, a lazy fuck just doing the bare minimum, possibly severely restrained by felon-coddling state mandates, or some degree of combination of all three.

I'd actually respect Nick a lot more if he showed an iota of real interest in the law. He'd pick up real cases to talk about instead of the meme case of the day, because that's what pays.

Perhaps the most frustrating thing career-wise in this is that he could so easily have leveraged his influence and perceived legitimacy after the Depp trial into a career path that would have ended with his own million+ viewer TV show on an evening slot. Nearly universal access to almost any case in any states courtrooms was in reach had he not been such a lazy faggot more interested in wine moms and drugs than the future of his children.

I don't believe modafinil is that big of a deal but adderall is something that when you're prescribed many doctors will issue random piss tests

Both the modafinil and adderall prescription are, according to Nicholas, for his narcolepsy, modafinil while not considered to be on the same level as adderall can still be abused by taking higher doses to get a coke/amphetamine-like high.

From his previous habits we can assume he saves up his adderall, crushing and snorting it on top of the modafinil which likely has him on a pretty decent high. He is probably getting tested on a regular schedule or has insider info thanks to family connections on when tests occur and times his drug binges to some extent so that his test levels still appear within prescription ranges and uses more nitrous to tide him over when he has to abstain from the pills.

It makes you think what the fuck his creative writing degree was for if he can't write clearly enough that he doesn't need to keep saying "I didn't say that".

Any degree is only as good as what remains of it between the ever growing holes of his drug-drilled brain.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I do think that the theory of the bodycam footage being under wraps is for Kayla's and the kids benefit holds some water, outside 'I dont like giving people not from here shit'.

Here's this sad, miserable white woman with her deadbeat fuck up husband and five kids at home. Up until fairly recently she's been a more or less model wife in public and attending church/etc. Her kids seem to be involved in local activities and outgoing enough that with how small the town is everyone knows them.

Suddenly (in the span of about a year) something clearly has gone wrong and the kids are dirty and unkempt and the mother looks even more out of it than normal (I assume they assume Nick beats her, she's got that battered housewife vibe) and the husband gets arrested for drugs. Now, being a wife, Kayla cant be responsible for her husband leading her astray from Jesus.

So, I think the community in general wants to move past this, because I'm sure its quite discussed, and as long as the bodycam footage isnt out they can all pretend it wasnt that bad and its surely all better now. The grandparents got involved and Nick is on probation and poor Kayla wasnt charged with anything. She just needs some support from the community to get her life back together.


I still hope she divorces him, she deserves better. Anyone woman deserves better than Nick.

 

[3MMA]

I thought the origin was idubbz calling himself "The Raped™" because just looking at him you get the feeling that Anisa enjoys forcibly penetrating him. The more you know, I suppose.

I think your version sounds more true to life. Who knows? I’m no expert. Let’s say it is.

 

[talk talk talk]

2. I don't think we are discussing the "was Nick a dealer?" angle enough? I just searched the last few days of the thread and the only time I found "dealer" was the above quote. I think Nick being supremely uncool and dorky really throws people off, but I have known some very dorky and uncool dealers over the years who also wouldn't have been suspected.

While I don't reject the dealer hypothesis out of hand, we have to remember that Nick loves to boast and pretend he's a big deal. It is possible he bought a scale and baggies and had a pile of cash so he could pretend to be a super cool dealer.

 

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While I don't reject the dealer hypothesis out of hand, we have to remember that Nick loves to boast and pretend he's a big deal. It is possible he bought a scale and baggies and had a pile of cash so he could pretend to be a super cool dealer.

If he was a dealer I imagine they would have found a lot more in his house, he probably did play dealer to his little friend circle though, we all know about his power point presentations about why 'doing drugs is totally okay guys seriously' and I wouldn't be surprised if he had this "i got the hook up guys" attitude

 

[not william stenchever]

Any woman deserves better than Nick.

Sadly she made a devil's bargain when she agreed to be his brood mare so they could get that Petrofac bag. The misery has only expanded from there.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Sadly she made a devil's bargain when she agreed to be his brood made so they could get that Petrofac bag. The misery has only expanded from there.

My understanding was that Kayla genuinely wanted a large family and Nick wanted the money.

The oil money seems to be enough to keep the kids schooled/housed but not so much that it lets them live a particularly luxurious life.

Nick wanted upper middle class, the trust is middle middle class.

Kayla was probably happy being a stay at home mom until Nick got YouTube success and went off the deep end. When he had a real practice it was probably just enough responsibility in his life to keep him in line.

I think Nick getting his own fuck about money really genuinely is what did him in.

 

[Meat Target]

Listening to the KC recap, and one of the cops thought there could've been fentanyl in the house.

Even small doses of fentanyl can kill an adult. There's footage of a female cop touching it and dropping like a sack of potatoes.

Imagine if the kids had been exposed to that instead. The kids weren't just living in shit and garbage; they could have fucking DIED in that environment.

And all poor little Nicky can think about is how it interferes with his "fun".

Pomplun should have taken the door-breaching ram and smashed the bones of every member of the Qover in that moment. But then he'd get a longer sentence than Nick, because Sheriff Tollefag would be like, "doooontcha knooow that's police broootality, mac? And you can't do that to Mista Rackeeta, dooontcha knoooow he's a respected lawya in this town?"

Y'know what? I take back all charity I once had towards Kandyyoshi officials. They saw all that and STILL dropped the child endangerment charges.

If any KCMN officials are reading this: I hope the Woodcrawlers carry you away into the forests.

 

[Xtl]

Breaking: Ceiling cat has been arrested for hiding evidence. It's believed to be a member of a conspiracy plot of zoo animals as well. Further questioning pending

 

[Atomic Ant]

Rekietium for a Dream

speed and cucking in lake winnebegas

 

[Stiffy]

What was the pile of cash for?
To pay for drug deliveries like ordering a pizza for shut in junkies like Nick, Kayla, and April.
I think April is the one who most likely knew some local dealers in the area. Maybe from the tattoo artist crowd. Not to stereotype, but I will. Every tattoo artist I've known in my life has had some kind of drug habit. One of them recently OD'd and died, and his shop had to permanently close. He was really talented.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

My understanding was that Kayla genuinely wanted a large family and Nick wanted the money.

The oil money seems to be enough to keep the kids schooled/housed but not so much that it lets them live a particularly luxurious life.

Nick wanted upper middle class, the trust is middle middle class.

Kayla was probably happy being a stay at home mom until Nick got YouTube success and went off the deep end. When he had a real practice it was probably just enough responsibility in his life to keep him in line.

I think Nick getting his own fuck about money really genuinely is what did him in.

"If you want to find out what a man is to the bottom, give him power. Any man can stand adversity — only a great man can stand prosperity." - Robert Ingersoll

However the extra cash from his online con game simply revealed the broken hideous man-child Rekieta has been since childhood. It didn't mutate him or change him in any way. It gave him the opportunity to practice his vices that he had long desired to do.
As for the dealing theory, in technical terms Rekieta was a dealer. Warski is correct. And witness Rekieta "giving coke to friends" as he once described it. He transported drugs across state lines, gave them to others for his own benefit be it sexual favors, clout, introductions to other people (also clout) or in some cases when he ran out of cash he probably actually sold drugs. Aaron Imholte described way bigger amounts of drugs than were found and so did Camelot. Meaning that at some point Rekieta was storing traffickable quantities and they didn't all go up his nose and the noses of his two cokewhores. So where did it all go?

 

[Xtl]

Listening to the KC recap, and one of the cops thought there could've been fentanyl in the house.

Even small doses of fentanyl can kill an adult. There's footage of a female cop touching it and dropping like a sack of potatoes.

Imagine if the kids had been exposed to that instead. The kids weren't just living in shit and garbage; they could have fucking DIED in that environment.

And all poor little Nicky can think about is how it interferes with his "fun".

Pomplun should have taken the door-breaching ram and smashed the bones of every member of the Qover in that moment. But then he'd get a longer sentence than Nick, because Sheriff Tollefag would be like, "doooontcha knooow that's police brooolltality, mac? And you can't do that to Mista Rackeeta, dooontcha knoooow he's a respected lawya in this town?"

As insane as nick is I really doubt he is hitting the Floydium. He is too narcissistic to put himself in danger like that. His ego is priority over the high.

 

[neger psykolog]

Both the modafinil and adderall prescription are, according to Nicholas, for his narcolepsy, modafinil while not considered to be on the same level as adderall can still be abused by taking higher doses to get a coke/amphetamine-like high.

From his previous habits we can assume he saves up his adderall, crushing and snorting it on top of the modafinil which likely has him on a pretty decent high. He is probably getting tested on a regular schedule or has insider info thanks to family connections on when tests occur and times his drug binges to some extent so that his test levels still appear within prescription ranges and uses more nitrous to tide him over when he has to abstain from the pills.

Modafinil causes blackouts and shit if you drink with it.
He could be abusing adderall, but I made a post earlier in the thread disputing that:

Post in thread 'Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta'

May 13, 2025

Nick isn't able to give any decent legal commentary during his trial streams because he's still on twitter while he's streaming.
He's barely watching. Not really paying attention. That's why he's at the input level of Hasan Piker, just sitting there bored and chiming in with "wow, that's crazy" every few minutes.

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Just as a point to raise. 10mg of adderall per day, even if you abused the fuck out of it and gobbled it all up really isn't going to tip the scales that much. I see a lot of people here blabbing on and on about how he must be...

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He simply isn't prescribed enough (at least based on what is known that he gets 10mg per day) to have an extensive "fun time" unless he is super sensitive to it (which I guess is possible).
Adderall is a really strange drug and if you read on reddit and other places a non-unsubstantial number of men fall into the trap of porn/jerking off for 20 hours straight. So I do question if he's just getting a high from the adderall/modafinil combo that keeps him awake or he's jerking off for hours on end (its definitely a possibility - especially if he's combining modafinil and galaxy gas with it)




Some psychiatrists prescribe "downers" (valium, xanax etc) alongside adderall which is basically a speedball combo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedball_(drug). You take adderall to get euphoria and then downers to balance it. It's a vicious combo.

I haven't heard anyone say he takes "downers" but who knows, galaxy gas probably has that effect and it maybe gives him way more euphoria than his small dose of adderall does. If he's really abusing adderall then it would show with him losing weight and appearing tired/agitated all the time - which he does anyway. He doesn't appear to me like he has even reached the point where he has meaningfully recovered from his giant cocaine binge.

When I had an adderall prescription and started abusing it I started by doing hyper productive work and taking more and more and eventually fell into the jerking off for 20 hours straight trap - it sounds funny and it kind of is in hindsight but it was seriously troubling and ended up being a trap that is hard to escape from because if you tell your doctor you're abusing it then they will stop the prescription entirely. I mean the orgasms were great, the euphoria was great but I do honestly believe that adderall is a seriously dangerous medication and I honestly believe like that a good proportion of people abuse it and are trapped in a vicious cycle.

The only thing is that his adderall prescription is tiny. You may be right that he saves it up to abuse it but I think you'd be able to tell from his mannerisms.

He doesn't look like he's hyper productive or even that alert on his streams. Maybe he is abusing adderall to just stay awake longer and has never actually taken tons of the shit to get the euphoria side effects.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Aaron Imholte described way bigger amounts of drugs than were found and so did Camelot. Meaning that at some point Rekieta was storing traffickable quantities and they didn't all go up his nose and the noses of his two cokewhores. So where did it all go?

I think you might be underestimating Nick here.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I think you might be underestimating Nick here.

All jokes aside it's just too much drugs to actually snort. He was playing with the criminal behavior he has always wanted to live. Mister "Chaos" the Joker. Sad little pisher.

 

[LiquidKid]

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This is weird, every account I’ve seen said adderall kills all sex drive and men couldn’t get hard until it wore off