Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
If this is a gay op. It's certainly a "what's the joke?" gay op.
You don't get it, do you?

He wouldn't do it as a joke. He'd do it because he wouldn't want it widely know that he still has a connection to April. There are many reasons why he wouldn't want that known.

Also, consider the fact that even if April does have a new BF, these are polygamous people we're talking about here.

Aaron is basically the Luigi Wins by Doing Nothing meme.
Time to post this again:

 
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Nick isn't able to give any decent legal commentary during his trial streams because he's still on twitter while he's streaming.
He's barely watching. Not really paying attention. That's why he's at the input level of Hasan Piker, just sitting there bored and chiming in with "wow, that's crazy" every few minutes.

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Nick isn't able to give any decent legal commentary during his trial streams because he's still on twitter while he's streaming.
He's barely watching. Not really paying attention. That's why he's at the input level of Hasan Piker, just sitting there bored and chiming in with "wow, that's crazy" every few minutes.

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"Erm, I am not currently inhaling nitrous so I technically am not taking it right now!"
Kill yourself, Nick
 
He's barely watching. Not really paying attention. That's why he's at the input level of Hasan Piker, just sitting there bored and chiming in with "wow, that's crazy" every few minutes.
Sub-Ethan Ralph level content. And at least Ralph isn't so totally cucked and buckbroken that he can't just drink and pop pills on stream if he feels like it without getting immediately arrested.

Every minute he is licking the State of Minnesota's dogshit covered jackboots, hating his fans, and can't even do a couple bumps to ease the pathetic misery that is his life, is a hoot and a half for the rest of the world.
 
Nick isn't able to give any decent legal commentary during his trial streams because he's still on twitter while he's streaming.
He is on Twitter because he is bored, can't get his head into the case, follow the lawyers in court or even fully understand the basics of the case.
Everything else is more important than doing what seems to be his current full-time job.

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He is on Twitter because he is bored, can't get his head into the case, follow the lawyers in court or even fully understand the basics of the case.
Everything else is more important than doing what seems to be his current full-time job.

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Imagine retards actually throwing money at this nitrous huffing nothingburger of a man and his useless nontent and "commentary" on a case he knows nothing about and obviously doesn't care in the least about.

And that's when he's not hovering on the edge of unconsciousness and visibly nodding out from constantly going off camera to huff more nitrous any time the last huff wears off.
 
Nick isn't able to give any decent legal commentary during his trial streams because he's still on twitter while he's streaming.
He's barely watching. Not really paying attention. That's why he's at the input level of Hasan Piker, just sitting there bored and chiming in with "wow, that's crazy" every few minutes.

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Is this the first admission from him that he has done nitrous? I don't think he had ever admitted this before.
 
Nick, you are a shit husband and father and your dick doesn't work. I swear nick has cyraxx levels of lack of self awareness
And Cyrax level lack of shoulders.
Nick is a faggot and a retard. He will never have the admiring audience again that he had here.

Everyone realizes what a piece of shit nerd and dork he is. Just look at him.
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This is literally the faggot nerd geek cuck calling you things on the Internet. He's a fucking nerd!
Nerdworm Jim.
Are those messages to Kayla?

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Nick denies being a liar but not adulterous drug user.

Behold, elusive truthful adulterous junkie!
He's going full Fatrick Tomlinson "he has lied about me every single day for a year, stalker child, enjoy prison"
Eating the burrito and remembering the good times with Aaron...

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Eating that burrito like an apple, he just keeps absorbing different aspects of other cows, there's no way he can be defeated in LOTY.
 
I really doubt Nick has the money to fund a second lawsuit without selling his house.
But would that stop him? I don't think that he's capable of that much forethought anymore.

And in my (limited) experience, people who like filing lawsuits tend to fire off the lawsuit first and worry about the potential cost later.
Since they can't know how long it'll go and how much it'll cost them before they start the process, it's kind of like gambling. Like every gambler, they're mostly just expecting to win, to the point that they're counting on winning (in terms of the lawsuit not costing them much). You wouldn't gamble if you thought that you were going to lose, right?
Their plans are always geared toward "this guy will get spooked and settle to give me what I want within a week or two," not "this is going to hit every complication possible, and it's going to drag on for years."

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"Montegraph likes to suck little boys' dicks" was just reasonable inference; "Nick does drugs and cheats on his wife" is defamation.
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"He said I was cheating on my wife with April"
Nick was, he can attest that Kayla told him that.
"Paying for April's house"
Tell me how a jobless cocaine junkie who got lawyer-raped in divorce court because Nick was her "Advocate", suddenly has rental property
"as well as storing illegal drugs and alcohol in said house"
Reasonable inference based on previous experience
+Anti-SLAPP+junkie+fag = Aaron defamation suit going nowhere
 
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